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Hey guys. Can we get a /mlp/ greentext going. They want me in an induced coma for a bit so I'm trying to read up on happy things. I'm scared that I may be conscious in my mind and it scares me shitless. I want somethings to think about and re read if I commit it to memory. :)
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>One day Anon goes to ponyland.
>The ponies get scared and punch him really really really really hard in the head and he gets knocked out.
>Unfortunately, the ponies think he is dead so bury him.
>Alas, anon is in fact not dead so he instead slowly starves to death 6 feet under ground, screaming for help all the while.
>The end.
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>>28881650
Anon would suffocate before starving
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>>28881631
>>28881650
>>28881669
Don't worry, he'll survive long enough on all the cum he get's from all the dick he sucks.
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>I AM COMPLETE!
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>>28880386
wtf that was not the picture I posted.
I can see that glitch still exists.
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>>28880395
next time:
wtf that was not the picture I posted FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>28880386
I thought this was a picture of Twilight rubbing her wing on a vacuum cleaner. I'm disappointed now.
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Admit it. Outside of Nightmare Moon and Discord, they have been the best villains with the most interesting backstory in the G4 universe or multiverse or whatever you want to consider it
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>>28879116
Who?
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>>28879116
dazzling threads is the only threads i actually frequent on this board
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>>28879116
Never seen it.
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Do you guys still like our Naranjita?
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who?
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>>28878312
Some cute girl from a nice story written long ago.
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>>28878169
Her name is literally orange girl?
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Holy shit. I finally got my hands on a Sunset Shimmer. Australia is barren of these little cuties. I opened it and instantly regret it, I bought it for $10 and with Christmas coming up I could have on-sild it for $40.
What merch have you guys got and are you planing on reselling to capitalise on the holidays?
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>>28878004
>willingly giving your money to hasbro
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I need to get the Chrysalis/Changeling GoH toy now.
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>>28878021
>not willingly giving your money to Hasbro
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because i'm too cheap to even pay a dollar; do any of you guys have download links for the Balloon Party albums Academy of Power or The Clean Sweep?
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Fuck, I remember Balloon Party. I wish I had the torrent still. Are there still good musicians in the fandom? Hell is there even a fandom at all? All the old creators I'm subscribed to haven't uploaded anything in like three years.
>tfw haven't watched or been active since s3
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>>28876424
All the bandwagoners left, there's 4 movies cashing off of monster high, there's a sociopathic mary sue Twilight clone, the changelings were reformed and are now deviantart-tier OCs, Chrysalis is still evil, and Fluttershy is pregnant.
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>>28876424
there are still some pretty good people. DJT, explodingponytoast, Proctra, PegasYs, undreamed panic, strachattack, progressive element just to name a few. the musical side of the fandom hasn't died its just changed a lot.
Roseluck thread?
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Yep!
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Nice pone.
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Most Hermetic pony
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>>28883137
by which I mean post sheets.
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>>28883125
Test, will delete afterwards
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>"I suppose I didn't quite expect this, still, you have a lovely little home here."
>Rarity says as she sits on your couch.
>Twilight and Flash are sitting across from Rarity.
>Twilight is decked out in sort of a 90's cool kid attire.
>It's part of her act that she feels she needs to keep up in order to win over flash.
>"T-this party is hella bangin isn't it? Anon really knows how to get jiggy with it doesn't he my homedog?"
>Flash coughs clearing his throat uncomfortably.
>"Yeah, great stuff.. You got any water?"
>You walk over pulling out some bottled smart water and handing them each one.
"So cool that you could all be here, I'm just gonna crank some tunes. Hope you guys like classic 80s jams."
>"Oh Darling, that sounds wonderful. Just make sure it isn't anything by the Insane Clown Posse."
>Twilight speaks,
>"Yo dawg you be crimpin my style, I-i only listen to rap, put on some Ice Cube or Snoop Dogg."
>She says folding her arms awkwardly.
"Uh, ok?"
>Flash is chugging his bottled water trying to hide his embarrassment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ
>You sit on your recliner across from the couch.
>You wanna get with Rarity, but sitting directly next to her might be too awkward.
>The couch only has three cushions anyway.
>Rarity speaks.
>"So, how have you been?"
"Oh, you know, it's been alright. You?"
>"Things have been.. Well you know that talking dog the other Twilight has? He's been er, coming on to me I think and I'm not sure how to deal with it."
"What do you mean?"
>"I mean, he seems nice, for a dog that is, but I can't possibly date a canine! Why something like that would be scandalous."
"Haha! Just make sure the little guy doesn't start humping your leg or anything."
>"This is no laughing matter! I feel bad, I really do, I just don't know how to let him down easy is all."
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>"Yo that's pretty whack huh Flash?"
>"Uh, yeah. Whack I guess."
"Finally giving in Flash?"
>He looks to you with a tired expression.
>"Give me a break, I've been dealing with it for 3 weeks now."
"Relax homeskillet, I ain't trying to stop you from 'getting jiggy with it'."
>His eyes dart away as he runs his hand through his hair.
>"Anoon.."
>Rarity is looking to you.
"Huh?"
>"Could you get me something to eat? I'm positively famished. I've been making these dresses all week for the pre-Thanksgiving dance."
"Pre-thanksgiving dance? I haven't heard anything about that."
>"It's a NIGHTMARE! You try coordinating early pilgrimage attire with modern chic fashion. Don't forget the belt buckles as the early settlers seemed to really love their buckles.."
>She says with an upset tone.
"Uh, I'll get some popcorn going.. Hang tight."
>You pull out two trays of Jiffy pop.
>You crank the stoves to high and set them on the burner.
>Holding the metal handles of the jiffy pop you shake them around as they heat up.
>"Darling, whatever is all that racket you're making?"
"It's Jiffy pop!"
>Flash speaks,
>"Jiffy pop?"
"Yeah, I don't have a microwave."
>Rarity speaks.
>"Well, I suppose I've never had this 'Jiffy Pop' stuff before."
"It's pretty good, I've got this cheddar popcorn seasoning that'll make it taste pretty good."
>In another minute the popcorn is done as you season it and serve it to everyone.
>"Oooh, what an interesting flavor!"
>You wonder by 'interesting' did she mean different or awful?
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>>28860488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-O3kYrDPbI
>It seems Twilight and Flash have already gone into the back room.
>Rarity fiddles with her hands in her lap.
>"Well, it's nice that the two of them are working things out."
>You hear loud pleasured moaning from the other room coming from Twilight.
>You smile kind of awkwardly at Rarity, but Rarity returns it with a smile of her own.
"Looks like they're really getting jiggy with it after all."
>Her eyes glance down for a moment before she gets up and walks toward you.
>She sits down sliding into your recliner with you.
"W-what are you doing?"
>She wraps her arms around you hugging you close.
>"Oh darling, please don't make me say it.. I think we both know we've been eyeing each other for the past six months since you arrived at our school."
"Well heh, yeah I guess. Wait you too?"
>She slides her hand against your cheek before pressing her lips against yours.
>You run your hand through her soft silken hair as you feel your tongues collide.
>"Mmm."
>You feel her bosom touch against your chest.
>She pulls away.
>"How was it?"
"Huh?"
>"That was.. My first kiss."
>You laugh.
"You're kidding right?"
>Her expression furrows slightly denoting seriousness.
"Er, I mean yeah it was great! I really liked it."
>"Oh really? I was honestly a bit nervous."
>You run your hand through her hair.
"You did fine, don't worry about it."
>She smiles brightly before hugging you again.
>You and her sit and cuddle together for the rest of the night.
>Eventually you fall asleep in each others arms.
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>>28860474
is this nyx
Hey /biz/ here
I own a few hundred shares of Hasbro, and I'm gonna buy some more because I think their stocks will go up with the advertising and release of the 2017 movie. I've already resolved to do this, but I kinda wanna hear /mlp/'s opinion on it
think Hasbro'll do good?
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>>28882968
little girls and bronies will pay to see it regardless of quality, so yes.
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>>28882968
Don't you think you've already invested enough of your life in ponies?
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>>28882968
Better to invest in pone futures, since the show will probably be going away in a couple years, making them more scarce.Disclaimer: I have no idea how futures work.
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I want Pinkie Pie to shit marshmallow frosting onto my face!
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Sounds perfectly reasonable.
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>>28882191
It's more than reasonable, it's extremely hot.
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>>28882233
Double dubs confirm.
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>"I'm ready for you, Anon~"
>"Make me a woman!"
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>>28882052
"This isn't the first time you said this to a man, is it?"
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>>28882052
>"whats going on here?"
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>>28882052
>EqG
>shit prompt
Writefag in 3...
>ah hate ziggers...
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>>28881233
cookie monster
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>>28881233
Applejack isn't a god damn racist.
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>>28881540
She is
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so are these two just ugly or what? throughout the whole show nobody has ever shown a romantic interest in them
even fucking rainbow dash had somebody crushing on her
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>>28880796
>throughout the whole show nobody has ever shown a romantic interest in them
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>>28880865
i think op meant that no one has canonically shown any interest in them
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Wait what the fuck? Why is he the one that wants to make amends? With the way she treated him she's should be the one who's apologizing.
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>>28880540
Nobody cares about Flash
Not the characters, the writers, or anyone else
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>>28880540
Because he's a beta numale who got cucked hard.In other words, he's the average Twifag.
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>>28880547
Derpy cares