remember flutterfags - this is your future
>>28877889
haha you wish
>>28877889
THIS IS A LIE
I WON'T BELIEVE IT
DELETE THIS THREAD
>>28877897
>t. increasingly nervous man
Why is she so damn precious, /mlp/?
>>28877299
>Fluttershit 3.0
>not superior fiery headed-waifu
>not wanting to get hit in the face for daring to touch holder's bolder
Enjoy getting C U C K E D by Big Mac
>>28877299
BecauseShe isn't real
>>28876738
>thumbnail
>>28876738
I wanna have a dream about trixie raping me
>>28876738
And then the pine needles stimulated her marevag and she squirted into the tree... which shorted out the lights and caused an electrical fire that burned down the town hall. Again.
>>28876246
>Muffins
>>28876246
>"and then everyone died. The end."
>>28876275
It is her fucking name dumbass
CADANCE
FAGS
BTFOOOO
>>28875899
Didn't somebody murder this faggot already? It needs to be done. Time is of the essence.
>>28875907
Since he's been calling out for the murder of Lord Trump if someone won't do it it'll be the feds.
>>28875907
>f****t
That's homophobic of you against people in the LGBTQ+ community, and transphobic since Christine no longer considers herself male.
Check your privilege you fucking white male.
Fluffy poner.
How did the word Poner become a thing? The only thing I can think of when I think Poner is a guy with a pony for a dick
I've dreamed about being in Equestria before, I've even managed to become lucid a few times, but usually I wake up pretty quickly due to the excitement of actually being there.
In this dream I was not lucid but the dream was very vivid. I was looking for my waifu but Trixie used her magic to take me into a house with a bed. She said she wanted to have sex with me but even though I was turned on I said no because you're not my waifu. She got mad and then raped me and even though I didn't want to it felt good and I came and I even came irl too (sheets had cum on them when I woke up.)
Then she told me she would do it again to me anytime she felt like it and that she would see me again soon.
I liked the sex but I felt bad that I cheated on my waifu and I'm worried that every time I dream about Equestria now Trixie is going to rape me and I won't be able to find my waifu. Any suggestions?
>>28875665
Who is your waifu? Spike?
>>28875792
Maud
>>28875665
>this entire fucking post
In Soviet Russia, Pinkie plays games with you!Applejack knows what's up.
This has got to be fake
>>28875109
why would you think that?
>>28875109
You say that, but bootleggers aren't the most intelligent bunch.
...of course, neither are the people who buy from them.
So they released a new Guardians of Harmony Fan Favorite toy without much warning. We knew it was coming but didn't expect it so soon. It's Chrysalis and two (old style/loyalist) Changelings.
Someone found it at a ThinkGeek store. Currently not online. Thoughts based on this one shit pic we have?
>>28873954
My immediate thought is, Haber is a fucking imbecile.
Also, this looks nice.
>>28873956
Well, Hasbro is probably going to release new Changeling designs as well, then you can have a Changeling civil war.
>>28873957
Hasbro has almost completely ignored Starlight, I wouldn't be surprised if they ignored that fucking technicolor abomination too.
Come to think of it, maybe when they called it "fan series" it was a subtle way to target their new toys for fans of the fandom who have given up on the show, and that's why they're using these old designs.
Cute thread
>>28864720
Of course Princess Fatass cries over her calorie delight.
>>28864732
Thats not Twilight.
Unless you mean Celly has a big fat regal ass, in which case I agree.
Anybody else disappointed by the lack of horsiness in later seasons that was present in S1? (whinnying, rearing, "everypony", other stupid horse puns)
>>28873977
then kill yourself
>>28873972
Horsiness was a specific quirk of Faust, if I remember correctly. When she left, animators were free to go the easy way.
Can we have a comfy thread?
Yes
>>28873288
Now I just remembered that I want to holdNyxin some manner
I'm sad now
>>28873276
Well, you can start one, but I expect it'll just drop into the archive with fewer than 20 posts.
This is /mlp/, and we can't have nice things.
Would you take her out to prom out of pitty?
>>28867941
>Implying I'm not in love with her
>Implying I'm not scared of being rejected by her
>>28867941
>out of pity
Nigga I'm gonna smash that ass later on at her place.
>>28867941
>pity
she's adorable as fuck anon
You know she's best griffon.
>>28856790
>best
Nah, but very much fuckable.
>>28856790
Who?
A-am I not as cute as her Anon?
I want to have a drunk affair with Daring Do
>>28852153
Oh god, I can't get aroused by anyone but my waifu Pinkie. Don't do this OP.
>>28852153
are you married or is she? or both?
>>28852189
You know you want to cum inside this adventurer