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>>28814553
>You sit back, unsure of what to do, how long would it take? You aren't left waiting long when the voice says another line "Scanning Private browsing history"
>wat.jpg
>Fuck
>You are definitely NOT comfortable with this, all the clop! This pony could NOT see it, how did google even have my private browsing history! It's private for a reason. Then you realize it's google, and they are smart. You wait nervously for the pony to come back to life.
>Her eyes open and she blinks a few times, immediately blushing afterwards.
>She looks to you and begins to drool.
>"I know EXACTLY what we should do" she says, you note the hunger in her eyes.
>uuhhhh
>"Actually I just found a great video to watch!" You say, attempting to change the subject. It does not work.
>"Anon?" She says, moving closer, "I had no idea some one could be so lewd, I'm not suppose to be able to feel arousal... but I-I do" she continued "They made me a pony to try and deter sexual relations, but, you like that... don't you?"
>she sauntered closer, eyes half lidded.
>You noticed yourself at half mast already
>God damnit
>"I've searched my data bases, none of my counterparts have had intercourse before, please Anon, please show me what it's like."
-INTERMISSION-
I need food, I'll finish this up when I get back.

"Hey Chrome, I want to visit-"
>"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!"
"But-"
>"No! The certificate is outdated and you're obviously too stupid to not harm your computer, so I have to babysit you."
"Then let me override-"
>"You can't, we removed all possible ways to bypass security."
"I'm uninstalling you and getting Firefox back."
>"You can't uninstall me, Anon. The kikes control your computer now."
"No!"
>"Shh, just let it happen. Big sister knows what's best for you."
"A-At least let me incest roleplay?"
>"Sure, just let me update your fetish list for Google's privacy prevention program."
>You whimper

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Not using superior Internet Explorer

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>>28814563
I need more lewd Chrome pone.

Edge pony is cuter.

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>>28814703
She'd Edge you if you know what I'm saying.

>>28814563
>You don't know what to do, you won't deny your aroused, but I mean still...
>Your thoughts are cut out when you feel a hoof nudge the growing bulge in your pants
>You look at Chrome Pone, her eyes seem to be full of wonder and curiosity.
>It's too much to bare
>"A-alright" you say
>She lightens up immediately, and throws her face into your crotch, clearly trying to pull of your pants, but was adorably failing.
>"Here let me help you" you say, pulling down the garment, you look at the expectant pony one last time before pulling down your boxers.
>The moment you do she pops up, tongue hanging out. She tilts her head to the side almost adorably.
>Not waiting for your permission, she dive in.
>You cringe expecting the worst
>But it's fantastic
>You don't know if she installed some tutorial or something.
>But it was wonderful.
>She slid her head up and down on your member, while swishing her tongue on and around it inside her mouth.
>Every time she took your entire shaft in, she would let out a little yelp, but she'd do it again and again, undeterred.
>You could feel your dick pulsating against her tongue, and you realized the pony had been looking at you the whole time.
>You decide to show her that she was doing good by scratching behind her ear.
>She hummed, leaning into your hand, eyes closed.
>You could feel your climax approaching, so you decided to warn her.
>"You should probably stop I'm about to cum"
>She went faster
>You flung your seed into the Ponies mouth, the warm, thick liquid sticking to her through.
>She pulled away from your penis breathing heavily, tongue hanging out of her mouth.
>It's not over yet.

>>28816100
>You pick her up and put her onto her back.
>She looks to you expectantly.
>You line up with the mares sopping wet nethers and push in.
>She screams out, face showing pain.
>You remember this is her first time. You slow down.
>You thrusted in and out of her pussy, noting how it felt like her muscles were pulling you back in, like some kind of penis flytrap.
>Her face was now one of concentration; her eyes closed, and mouth open, taking in gasps every time you hilted inside her.
>She finally opened them, looking to you. "I'm ready... rut me Anon."
>You double took, how could such an innocent pony be so lewd?
>"please" she let out a gasp.
>That was all you needed, you began thrashing in and out of her vagina, she immediately screamed out, this time in pleasure.
>"Oh my god it's amazing"
>You nodded in agreement.
>Each smack of your waists coming together was accompanied with a lewd moan from the pony, and they were becoming more and more loud, squeaky, and violent.
>"A-Anon... C-c-cum in me-e.... please." The pony let out, slowly loosing her senses.
>This statement somehow, got you going faster, you could barley even focus on her pussy because it was such a blur.
>Your dick began to twitch inside her
>You looked up to the gasping pony, and were met with the lewdest face
>Her eyes rolled to the sky, mouth wide and drooling, tongue lolling out.
>fuck
>Her body swayed back and forth violently with each thrust, her front hooves flailing.
>She let out a scream, "Fuuaaaaaack!!!!!"
>You released inside her, blasting into her womb. Each strand of your seed layering inside her.
>She was panting like a bitch, it made you chuckle, but of course it also aroused you like crazy.
>"Oh my god Anon, I can see anything in the universe, but I don't think any of it could compare to what I just felt" she panted "You really filled me up" she stated, looking at the point you two were connected.
>"Yeah I guess I did..."

>>28816107
MOAR

>>28814909
Anyone got any ME porn?

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>>28816107

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>>28816107
Sex with Edge pone when?

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I might be old, but i can still bump a thread Anon.

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>>28814553
>>28814563
>>28816100
>>28816107

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Internet Explorer best bimbo to take advantage of
Chromie best blow-n-go
Firefox best sugarmamma
Vivaldi best loyal wife

>>28820191
As far as I know, vivaldi isn't open-source, so
>vivaldi
>loyal wife

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>>28816107
Loved it, OP

>>28816214
https://derpibooru.org/1053702
I know it's not the best, but it's something

Torpone when?

>>28820270
>>28820125
>>28816564
>>28816203
Haha, I'm glad you liked it guys liked it, after all these years that was actually my first time writing clop, so it's nice to know I did alright

>>28818916
Also, if the thread is alive tomorrow, I'll get on it

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>>28820205
>needing totalitarian insight into your partner
>not simply being sufficiently equipped as a male as to secure loyalty

>>28820347
https://derpibooru.org/1289907

>>28820399
yesss
I will be waiting

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>>28820399
Edge pone really makes my dick twitch.

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>>28821274
How about Edge pone edging herself 4 u?

>>28818916
This pony seems much more dominant in bed than Chrome.

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>>28820524
At least I know she wouldn't sell my browsing habits.

BAMPU

>>28820399
Come on anon where is it

>>28823912
Aw, c'mon IE, I love ya! You're an absolute cutie, and you do a fairly good job of not eating all my computer's RAM while running several days in a row, unlike Firefox

>>28819866

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I'm uncomfortable with how effective personifying her as a pone is at making me empathies with ie.

>>28827071
embrace it anon

>>28827082
No! Firefox and vimperator are my otp!

>>28827071
>the status codes
my fucking sides

>>28814666
>those trips
IE is controlled by satan

>>28827071
Someone post that war picture with Rainbow Dash shopped in.

>>28820399
Anon, where did you go

>tfw no MacOS pone to bitch at me for hackintoshing yet still doing everything i command her to.

>>28831867
no

>>28831867
If I use Vivaldi, is that kind of like boning Opera with a bag over her head?

>>28833471
More like boning Chromium with a bag over her head. Its the same with modern Opera now anyways though. A lot of shit is based on Chromium now.

>>28831867
I use opera, she's a QT

>>28820399

Write down one more anon waiting for this to happen.

>>28835409

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>>28834554

>>28814823
"ow, the Edge."

>>28836296

>>28838317

>>28839576
Imma keep this bitch bumped.

boop

>>28820473
>not being totalitarian in every aspect of your life

͏ ͏͏ ͏▲
▲͏ ͏▲

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3-vBBQKOYU

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>>28816107
>penis flytrap
You god damn mother of fuck.

>>28844516
This one is better
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsU3B0W3TMs

>>28845049
>adjusting pitch
easy mode remix

>>28840647

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chromepone will always spy on what you’re viewing

>>28846113

>>28848318

I wanna see a picture of a windows pone brutally murdering an IE pone when it stops responding and Anon hitting "kill task"

>>28849215

>>28849301
hang on ima do this in a few hours

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http://betanews.com/2016/11/01/microsoft-edge-is-most-secure-browser/

>>28853797
>SEM and phishing
>MOST SECURE!!!!
What a godawful article.

>>28851131

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>>28817944

>>28844460

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>28816107
I know Im real fuckin' late but youre a god, Anon

>>28843178
taskkill -im iexplore.exe

>>28837208
I like operapone but browserthreads are mostly "chromepone and 1,2 pics of the other ones" threads

Others deserve hugs too

>>28859503
Firefox and IE get quite the attention too.

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>>28849301
>>28852796
progress shot

>>28859514
I meant in this star system, anon

>>28814553

where is safari?

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>>28820524
>"Can't you give me anything I actually want?"
>"A reason to kill yourself."
>"Fair enough."

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Every time I see one of these threads I get this urge to writefag again.
And then I end up getting really stoned or wasted and eat/fap/both until I pass out.
Does anyone still have the writefag list for back in 2013/2014 when this was a general?

>>28859831
Check the PiE cloud

Any Waterfox in here?

>>28860134
ew

>>28860134
Firefox peeing herself?

>>28861105
Gross

>>28859765
Elsewhere, being a bitch.

>>28861105
no.
Just no.

>>28818265
This makes me feel guilty for never using IE.

>>28865144
Then start using edge

>>28855224
cute

>>28865450
What is Edge to EI? Like a daughter? A sister? Unrelated, just similar looking?

>>28867294
I'd say they are sisters

>>28867294
Clones.

>>28867671
Sisters. IE is the cute, submissive one, Edge is the sexy, sorta dominant one.

I like IE better.

>>28868288
Not sure which one I'd prefer. IE indeed seems cuter, but I think I'd go for the dominance and sexyness of Edge.

>>28868288
>>28869015
I want a threesome with Edge and IE.

>>28869015
I prefer IE for the fact that she's 2cute, and the submission means she's down for tons of shit, plus she'd make a great wife. I'd waifu her if I didn't already have a waifu.

>>28871186
Why is IE blushing? Does she want to join in?
She can totally join in.

>>28871365
she jelly

>>28869050
Now this, is a good idea

>Today marks the day. The start of your week off. You have so much free time now!
>But wait. The internet exists.
>You shut your windows, head your man cave, and boot up the beast.
>The gentle whir of the computer sets the mood as a smile creeps onto your face.
>Logging in.... Starting Microsoft Edge... You couldn't wait to use this after the update.
>What's this? "Edge+". What's so different? You execute the program and watch as the screen pops up.. and then bsod.
>You hear a loud whirring in your monitor so you bolt out of the room.
"Great. That's the fourth screen this week!"
>"Gah!"
>You hear a tiny voice come out of the room and decide to investigate..
"Hello?"
>You peer your head in the doorway and find a blasted room with smoke marks everywhere.
>A tiny blue horse --er, pony more like, is upside down in your chair.
>"Help! Anyone!"
>You stride over and pull the pony, seeing as they were caught between the backrest and the seat.
>Pop. That was easy
>"Oh. Thank you."
>She flicks her head towards you and what you see you'll never forget.
"You're quite welcooo----..uhhh"
>"Something wrong?"
>You see the silkiest silvery white hair accompanied by large puppy eyes and a round face.
>You notice a white spot on her rump. Upon closer look it's the edge logo.
>So this is edge plus...
>This will be nice.

Bumpu

>>28873941
Any more, Anon?

>>28874243
Probably. Leaning more on definitely. I'll wait till I have down time at work.

>>28873941

>You stare at the bundle of pone looks for a while until she speaks up.
>"Well as you can see, I'm the Edge Companion."
>She turns her bottom to you and shows you the E logo you had previously observed. You instead took in her round behind and flowing tail
>You weren't exactly one to stare but the looks were out of this... Monitor.
>Oh wait. Now she's starting at you. Probably waiting for you to introduce yourself.
"I uh, I'm Anonymous."
>You blurt out awkwardly pausing.
>"So what would you like to do first? I can pull up advanced searches through Bing and or Google. Or maybe you've prepared a link for me to open?"
>You look at your busted monitor.
"I think we'll have to do that later."
>"Oh. I'm sorry Anonymous. Well I guess there's nothing to do?"
>You pull out your phone and order a new monitor.
"Not really."
>You pull out your back up laptop that you keep for just such an occasion. And turn it on.
>"So what can I help you with Anonymous?"

---

>Time had passed and you two surfed the web for hours.
>The two of you at some point eventually stopped and talked for a bit, getting to know one another.
>You almost pulled up one more site then the battery died.
>Well now you needed something more to do. And you don't have any friends that live near you anymore.
”Hmm, you wanna go out and do something?"

>>28874434
Pretty good

>>28874434
/r/ a continuation

>>28875090
>>28875321
Oh okay. Thread isn't dead. Sweet. One piece of green coming up

>>28874434
>"What do you mean?"
"You know, like, go outside and so stuff."
>"Outside?"
>She can't be for real. Even you go outside.
"Yeah. You go outside and you can do stuff. Like watch a movie or something."
>”I see. I've never been outside before."
>You see a look of sadness overcome her face. It makes you hurt. Those big eyes are pulling your heart strings.
"What's the matter?"
>"Back at the company. They never let me do anything one I signed up for the edge program."
>Edge program? Huh. Okay.
"Well you don't have to go back do you?"
>She rubs a good on the ground and nods.
"Well why haven't you?"
>"I have to go back the way I came. Security reasons."
"I see."
>Hopefully going back doesnt break a monitor.
>Shit. Damn fast delivery. Your monitor comes tomorrow morning.
>But you won't say anything. For now.
"Well, let's go make the best of the day while you're here then."
>"Thank you Anonymous"
"You don't have to call me by my full name all the time."
>"Okay. Anonymous."
>She winks at you. She must like your full name.
>What a cutie

>>28875578
>The both of you leave your house wondering what to do next.
>After waking around some she eventually gets tired and stands on her two back legs, leaning her forehooves against you.
>"Could you carry me? I'm getting exhausted."
>She doesn't seem to get out much.
"Sure. Hop on."
>You squat down and let her climb on your back before you lift.
>She's very light. Strange..
"What do you say we go to a place to eat?"
>"That sounds great! I'm starving!"
>You look at your watch.. 12:56.
>You decide to hurry. You want as much time as you can get.
>"Ooh, what's that?"
>She waves a hoof over at an Italian bistro. Open all day too.
"It's Italian food. It's pretty good. Wanna go there?"
>"If you say it's good I'll go"

---

>Then two of you order your food and now you patiently wait.
>Edge is on the other side of the table fiddling with her hooves.
>She looks up and notices that staring at her.
>"Is something in my hair?"
"No you look great."
>Oh hey. That was out loud. Good job Anon.
>Her blue face develops a blush. (would she be purple?)
>"Oh uh-- thank you."
>She manages to stammer that out and darts her eyes away from you. She seems a bit shy.
"You okay?"
>"Yeah, I've just never heard that from anyone. I don't see why I would either. This is the first time I've been out."
>That's a real bummer.
"Well yeah. I think you look...amazing"
>Anon you smooth son of a gun. Real slick there pal.
>'amazing'? What are you 5?

We dead here now?

>>28876541
>Some pretty good food was eaten and great conversations were had.
>You left the place and picked her up in search for other things to do.
>"Hey Anonymous, can you put me down for a second?"
"Sure thing."
>You set her down on the ground and she hits it with a soft "clop".
>She trots a bit closer and beckons your head down to her.
>You kneel.
"What's up?"
>"Well.. Anonymous, I would just like to say that you've been a great friend to me. My only friend really, besides my sister.."
"Well why did you have to pull me down here to tell me that?"
>What happened next was unexpected, a bit.
>"So I could do this"
"Do wh--mmh!"
>She cuts you off with a big wet horse kiss on the lips and does't pull off for a while.
>Then she does. Which is disappointing. You wished it was longer.
>"I think you're really sweet Anon."
>Hey she didn't call you Anonymous. Nice.
"Well thank you.. I uh, try my best?"
>"You're silly."
>She puts a hoof and your nose.
>"Boop!"
>You stand up and take her with you in your arms.
"Well I think you're pretty sweet too"
>You give her a peck on the lips followed by a tight hug.
>"Ack--Anon--tight..halp!"
>You ease off the muscle and put her down.
"Sorry."
>You say while scratching your head.
>"Hey! Lets go there!"
>She points to a theater nearby and gallops away. Its funny how she runs.
"Wait up!"

>>28877346
Should I stop or what?

>>28878230 I'd suggest that you continue with the story

>>28877346
>The two of you enter the theater and look at the selection of films.
>After a moment Edge turns her head.
>"I can't choose, you pick one Anon!"
"Alrighty.. let's see here"
>You point to a horror movie with a big mutilated face on it.
"How about that one?"
>"Nooooo! Okay.. you can pick anything but that."
>She scrunches up her face and makes a little pout.
>Haha, cute.
"Okay fine, how about this?"
>A slightly less graphic horror movie.
>"Why..?"
"What, I like these kinds of movies. Don't hate."
>"Okay fine. Lets just go."
"Let me order the tickets first."

---

>You take your seat in the theater room and eat about.. maybe half your popcorn through the commercials and then give it to edge during the movie.
>You check the clock.. the movie is about a little over half the run length.
>A really scary scene comes on and you take a gander.
>A little girl is being chased by a maniac with a long sword and she gets backed into a shed.
>You can see Edge clearly on... edge.
>You'll slap yourself later for that pun.
>Suddenly you feel movement and see that she is on your lap tugging on your shirt and pushing her head down.
"What are you doing?"
>She says nothing as she successfully pulls your shirt up a bit and snuggles under, pushing her head out the neck hole.
>The rest of the movie continues like this. Its pretty warm.

---

>The lights turn on and you see her slip out of your shirt and come out with a messy mane.
>"Hehe, thank you Anon"
>She jumps up and gives you a peck on the nose
>You scoop up the bundle of cute and set her on your back.
"Alright, hope you enjoyed that. Now lets head home."
>You check the time again, 4:38.
>You feel like the day is almost over already...

>>28878557
I shall finish this story tomorrow.
Stick around fellas

>>28878557
Browser pone is for tender loving?

IE, ftw!

>>28878670
This is nice green.

Bumping for ponut. ily

>>28878557
Continue.

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>>28878557
>The two of you enter the home, trudging in reluctantly.
>You had so much fun. But there's still fun to be had right?
>4:54
>Guess it didn't take you too long to get home.
>You glance up towards your shoulder and see that sleepy little face resting on you.
>Placing her on your bed, you shortly after prepare a dinner meal.
>If she rests now, the two of you can stay up. So you keep it down in the kitchen.

---

>6:18
>You just finished setting the table when you see Edge walk in rubbing her eyes.
>"Hi Anon!"
>She yawns and walks to the table, taking a seat.
>Edge eyeballs the plate for what she has in front of her.
>You made some sort of vegetarian thing you found on the internet. You've never made it before.
>She took a bite and her facial expression gives you no hints as to whether she likes it or not.
>Eventually the both of you finish your food.
>You get up to wash the plates and out of the corner of your eye you see her staring at you.
"Is uh, something wrong?"
>"Yes Anonymous. Something is very wrong."
"Well uh, what is it?"
>She breaks out in laughter.
>What just happened.
>"You looked so uncomfortable during diner! I almost wished I had a camera."
"That was so mean! I made that for you and you looked like you hated it."
>"I know, I'm such a bad pony."
>The two of you go to your room, flop on your bed and lay there for some time.
>"Can we do anything else now Anon? I won't be able to sleep for a while."
"I know what we can do."
>You roll and lean over her and raise your hands up high.
>"Anon what are you doing?"
>You quickly bring your hands down to her sides and tickle away.


Sorry its not as long. I'm not too busy, so I'll keep writing.

>>28880862
>About a 3 hours had passed
>After the tickle fight the both of you had shared some personal stories and she really opened up to you.
>The two of you lie down for a about a half hour until she speaks up.
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>She flips over, facing you
>"I don't want to go back."
>She looks into your eyes for a moment
>"I want to stay here. With you."
>Laying there, you didn't know what to really say at the moment.
>You pull her into a hug and she begins to cry.
>"You won't make me go back will you?"
>Ouch.
>That really hurt to hear her say that. But you wouldn't.
>Would you?
>Endless thoughts overcome your mind as you pull her tighter to you.
>Eventually she falls asleep in your arms and you drift off as well.
---
>5:27 AM.
>Why'd you get up so early?
>You rub your eyes and see Edge cuddled up under your shirt.
>She looks so happy and content with you.
>She sneezes the most adorable sneeze you've ever heard.
>You wish you could keep her forever.
>Oh hey, you're still tired.
---
>8:47.
>You wake up, for reals this time man.
>Rubbing your hand through Edge's mane, you wake her up.
"Hey, good morning."
>She lets out a tiny pony yawn and flutters her eyes open.
>"Hi Anon."
>She out stretches her fore legs and wraps them around you.
>"I haven't slept like that in a long time."
"Yeah, me neither."
>The two of you cuddle for a moment and you ask her the most important question.
"Are you hungry?"
>"You know it."

>>28881313
>Breakfast passes a bit silently, a little too quiet for you really.
>You get up to go wash your dish when you turn back to Edge still sitting at the table.
>She pokes at her food and is visibly upset. She looks a little forlorn.
>You walk over in an attempt to comfort her when the door bell rings.
>Suddenly she coughs up a noise and scurries off to your room, likely crying.
"..."
>You don't say much as you go to hesitantly open the door.
>Its the deliver man carrying a box with your new monitor inside of it.
"Thank you, sir."
>You sign for the package and drag your feet all the way back to your room.
>You feel awful as you slowly hook it up on your desk.
>You turn around and Edge is under your blankets crying.
>"I don't want to go back Anon! Don't make me go back please!"
>You see the blankets scrunch in a little more as she tightens her grip on them.
>"I don't like it over there... they don't treat me very nice and I don't have any friends.. I don't know anyone else and you're the first person from outside that I've ever met."
"I don't really know.. I mean, I don't want to get your in trouble and you've only known me for a day"
>Her crying stops and she lifts the covers. Her eyes are bloodshot and her hooves are wet from crying into them.
>"Anon.. I.. But--"
>She doesn't finish as she looks to you and begins crying.
>She attempts to regain her composure but instead speaks through sobs.
>"I don't care if its only one day.. All it takes is one day. No one has ever treated me the way you do. No one was ever nice to me like you, no body has ever taken me anywhere. All I did back there was sit around and wait until some one needed me to do some stupid trivial task."
>The way you see it is that they didn't really need her and she's pretty much just the testing monkey. Er, pony.
>That's how she got here in the first place anyways..
"I'm sorry.."
>You boot up your computer.

>>28881497
>"Anon no! Please!"
>She begins to cry harder and slips under the bed with your blankets.
>Little does she know what you're about to do.
>You open up chrome and pull up an email page.
>Logging in..
"I must be retarded"
>You make an email and compose the body..
>Here goes.
>You shoot a generally "Fuck you" message to Microsoft, resigning for Edge under her name.
>You shut off your PC and walk towards your bed.
"Hey, you need to come out now.."
>No response.
>You tug on the blankets and she starts screaming.
>"No! No no no! I don't want to go back! Stop!"
>She starts kicking, but to no avail.
>Successfully yanking her out, she looks up at you, then at the screen, which is off.
>"W-what? What happened?"
"That's for me to know and for you to never find out."
>"But I have to go back.."
"No you don't"
>The sniffling stops.
>"I-I don't?"
"You heard me"
>She wipes her eyes and begins to chuckle a bit.
>"Oh. Okay."
"That's it? Okay? Well jeez I cou-- Aghh!"
>She jumps on to you, knocking you down and starts to pepper you with little kisses and talking in between each one.
>"Thank you, thank you, thank you! I can't express what I'm feeling.. I ju-"
>You get her back by cutting her off this time with a big we kiss on the lips.
>You pull off and she wraps her forelegs around you, giving you a tight hug.
>"Anon?"
"Yeah"
>She pauses and takes a couple deep breaths.
>"I.. I love you"
>HNGGGG!
>MY POOR HEART
"I love you too."
>You wrap her in your arms and carry her out the door.
"So what do you feel like doing?"
>"I wanna eat somewhere nice. How about over there?"
>She waves a hoof at a familiar place.
"Ooh.Sounds great."
>You smile at her and give her a kiss as the both of you head out to the Italian bistro.

The End.

>>28881601
>>28881497
Oh shoot I didn't put my name whooooops.
But yeah. There you have it. I'll stick it in a pastebin now.

>>28881612
http://pastebin.com/cdLzLexM
There ya go friendos.
Thanks for sticking around

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I wonder if anyone remembers this

>>28881601
HNNNNNG

Super adorable mate. I would not mind some sort of continuation, or another one-shot from you. Excellent job

>>28881784
Thanks for the feedback!
Appreciated
Maybe I'll make a continuation later. Its in consideration

>>28881839
That was a good read ponut, short but sweet.

>>28881719
I remember this all too well.
Oh those were the days.

>>28881601
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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>>28882216
Found this one too.
When was this, 2013? Early 2014?

>>28882774
Oh wait, duh. Says 2013 in the post.
Man, three and a half year ago.
Time really does fucking fly

>>28881719
>>28882774
Damn yo I made these!

>>28882812
Fuck man, those were some great threads.

It was Maverick and two more writefags right? One of them are symbolised by the pills and one by Squidward. And Descartes are there for the general lewdness, if I'm not mistaken.

>>28882948
Yeah, there were a good amount of writers before it died

Frequent Contributor List:
http://pastebin.com/u/WriteLurker
http://pastebin.com/u/Maverick127
http://pastebin.com/u/Slash_MLP_Zen
http://pastebin.com/u/browserpone
http://pastebin.com/u/noisypop
http://pastebin.com/WeHdUQZ7
http://pastebin.com/u/5lhlOWAKY2
http://pastebin.com/u/idako
http://pastebin.com/u/Mr_Prime
http://pastebin.com/u/UltHaxor
http://pastebin.com/u/Grant
http://pastebin.com/hbHMCYZc
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/90467/and-the-rest-is-browsing-history (Squidward)
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/92072 (heidi)
http://pastebin.com/u/Winchester

I found all these old pastebins from the old OP, I dunno how many still work but most of them should

I really wish I still had the other two photoshops I made for that general, it was fun.

>>28883248
Interesting.

click

>>28886238
You cant do that Anon! its against the TOS!

Why are we bumping? It's near dead.
There's always the next thread Anons.

>>28881601
Super cute, thanks for writing, Anon

>>28887697
Thanks for the praise fellow Anon!
I hope to write another one of these again

>>28888027
Get a trip code you glorious faggot

It doesn't bump

>>28888027
Moar

>>28890365
Soon..
Give it time. Good continuations aren't immediate. I'm gonna make it a good read for you guys.

>>28890520
a good clopy read?

>>28890703
Maybe. Maybe not.
Depends. I don't normally write that stuff.

>>28890896
Totally up to you

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>ctrl+f "opera"
>5 results
Disgraceful. The newest version even includes a built-in adblocker and 100% free VPN service (even hosting). Also it's a pretty slick browser overall.

>>28891304
Chink botnet

>>28890520
come on ponut, and get yourself a trip

>>28888035
>>28892536
Hope I did this right.

>>28893402
Wew