welcome to detrot CYOA

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You walk over towards your bed and contemplate how you ended up here. You just failed fifth grade for the 'last time' and stare wistfully at your science project.

You feel like everything that is about to come to be has already happened before... you ponder the idea of
what makes a good sequel and decide it's not rehashed garbage.

The dream fades as you begin to wake up.

>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Nothing
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee

>what do?

>>28889059
Taste that red stuff and see if you can figure out what it is.

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>>28889105
You reach down to the red stuff and take a big gob of it in hand, it feels squishy and wet. You smear it against your mouth, lacking a mouth a hole you make a mess of your bag.

>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Nothing
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee

>what do?

>>28889105
It's a baking soda/vinegar mixture.

>>28889141
You smoke an L before grabbing your chain and do-rag and heading outside to burger king.

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>>28889161
You wander over to your stash, fiddling with the box for a few minutes you fail to open it up and retrieve your L. You realize you locked all of your gear into the chest, and can't find the key on your person.

Unfortunately, your do-rag and chain are in there too.

>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Nothing
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee

>what do?

>>28889214
stick your hand into the volcano and see if anything is at the bottom.

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>>28889256
You lay yourself on the floor and dig your ugly stub into the volcano. Squishing the red stuff to the sides and destroying the frame, you manage to retrieve the lava key.


>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Nothing
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee

>what do?

>>28889311
Try using the key on the chest to see if it opens.

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>>28889322
You stick the grimey key into lock, and turn it. The chest pops open and you smell something awful.

You stare into the chest and look over the contents.

>Do-Rag (JoyCo brand)
>Gold (fake) Chain
>Water Pistol
>Spray Paint (Green? Missing Label)
>Cocaine (1g)
>Blunt Wraps
>10 bits

>>28889371
(forgot inventory)

>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Nothing
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee

>What do?

>>28889371
wear that gold chain and take the do-rag, water pistol, bits and spray paint for making tags.look at the map next to the chest

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>>28889405
You throw your gold chain on and figure you must look pimpin'. Next you gather up the crap you've thrown in the chest and store it into your inventory.

A quick glance over the map reveals it to be a hand drawn map, probably drawn by you. There are a few crayons on the map.

>>28889485
>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Bag (Worn), Do-Rag, Water Gun, Spray Paint, Bits (10), Gold Chain (Worn)
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee

>What do?

>>28889485
What's the key on the counter for? maybe it can open wacha 2 machine and we can get more money?

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>>28889526
You jab the key from the counter into the Wacha 2 machine. Turning the key, you hear a pop and the door appears to be open.

You stare blindly at the machine for a moment, then try to loot the cash prize inside.

Fiddling with the internals, you manage to find a few loose bits that weren't already taken.

>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Bag (Worn), Do-Rag, Water Gun, Spray Paint, Bits (17), Gold Chain (Worn)
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee

>What do?

>>28889626
wear joyco bag on the floor to the left to cover your body and unequip the bag on your head and put on the do-rag. let's go outside.

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>>28889653
You head for the door and open up to an arcade floor, distinctly lacking an arcade feel.

There's four arcade machines, one of which is populated by a fat pegasus. His face is glued to the screen.

You spot another pony standing behind the counter writing something on a clipboard.

>>28889784
>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: JoyCo Back Pack(worn), Do-Rag (worn), Water Gun, Spray Paint, Bits (17), Gold Chain (Worn)
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee

>What do?

>>28889784
Look for an exit to this place.

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>>28889838
You quickly find your way out of this place, out the front door and you just start walking. You end up walking a few blocks and passing a pizza place, and some other stores. You make your way into a residential neighborhood.

Judging by the couch in the alley, you figure you're at home. You spot an upcoming taxi along the road, traveling at a snails pace.


>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: JoyCo Back Pack(worn), Do-Rag (worn), Water Gun, Spray Paint, Bits (17), Gold Chain (Worn)
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee

>What do?

>>28889954
Go into the alley and see what other things are in your home and try to figure out some things you could need.