>We're never going to get a Princess Celestia episode. And even if we do, it will never be a heartfelt, very special episode that will show that even one of the oldest, wisest, and most powerful living creatures in Equestria is still only JUST a living creature...
>>28912606
STAHP
It will be a combined Spike/Celestia episode that explores their origins together and be decent, but the fandom will hate it in spite of it being heartfelt because it doesn't address the future.
>>28912606
>We're never going to get a Princess Celestia episode.
>inb4 season 7 has a Celestia episode written by Dave Rapp, she's completely stupid like all the characters Dave Rapp writes, and that's the only episode Celestia ever gets
I want Pinkie Pie to shit marshmallow frosting onto my face.
>>28910775
Ignoring it doesn't make it go away.
>>28911414
How did you bump it without a picture or another anon posting in it?
What's going on here?
>28911414 (faggot)
fuck off and die retard
Why is she so cute and perfect?
>>28910615
I'd go with size difference.
>>28910615
Stop shitposting
>>28910670
Never
Getting married to my waifu tomorrow, sorry for taking her off the market. You cucks can still fap to her though, I don't mind. Wish me luck on my big day
>>28909732
I genuinely laughed at that.
You two do seem like a perfect match. Plenty of holes for each tentacle.
>>28909732
I hope you realize that when you decide to consummate, hundreds of thousands of ill-tempered bacteria will crawl up into your testicles and eat you from the inside out.
Sponges, man.
>>28909742
>Plenty of holes for each tentacle.
Childhood. Fucking. Raped.
>Royal guards
>get your possibly daily dose of guard green
Previous Thread: >>28826205
>Some stories
>ongoing
Brave and Vannie - http://pastebin.com/8E2vAnyi
Careful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6
>ded
Feather Scarf - http://pastebin.com/u4HbciFL
Silver Star - http://pastebin.com/ggWTgWeK
Meadow Stockade - http://pastebin.com/kWgzxg5d
Copper Wing - http://pastebin.com/x8UJTEhz
Anon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6
>random
"Sir, Yes Sir!" - http://pastebin.com/9WeeGgq7
Duty Bound - http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW
Anon Pointedly Does Not Get Sex with a Guard - http://pastebin.com/zi1KcnVC
>>28887585
>royal guard thread
you ALMOST got me, nice try
>>28887648
Got you with what? If you want royal guards, then this is the place.
>>28887686
The rule was "no guard stallions", Anon. This is guardmare country.
"Who is the exterminator?" You ask.
"Somepony named: Golden Oak, but he skipped town awhile ago and hasn't been seen since."
"Maybe there's a restaurant or something around here that stores food?" You suggest.
The griffin taps his beak for a moment.
"Actually, there is a restaurant across the street from us," He says, "It's small, but has been growing in popularity. So, they've been getting more shipments of food."
What do you do?
>>28868907
This gonna b gud
blump
"Anon! i found this ____ outside! Can i keep it?"
>>28912674
No.
>throw it in nearby trash can
>>28912683
Now you will never CIRD
>>28912674
No you can't keep that dildo.
Some cunt like pinkie may have used it.
Why is she such a slut?
Why is OP such a cliche?
>>28912120
you know how party girls are
>>28912120
Your waifu is stolen
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Rainbow Dash is a bad waifu.
>>28911615
Why you say so?
>>28911615
>Feeling so insecure
>Typical Flutterfag
>>28911639
Never washes her cunt.
>bald yellow glimmer
Thank god it's not canon
>>28911555
Stop trying to start waifu wars.
>>28911555
We shitposted in the glim glam thread when mods were weak, now the mods are vigilant , I'd gladly join the shitpost but not now
>>28911555
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Luna is for Lewd
>>28909986
not with that tiny butt
>>28909999
>>28910000
>samefagging
waste of two quads
What would you do if you found a drunk pony in your room?
>pic related
>>28909646
Help her sober up.
Make sure she had a steady source of income, or, failing that, let her crash here.
If she were my waifu I would attempt to woo her after she were sober and steadyminded.
I would not take advantage of her in any way.
>>28909646
Talk with her till she passes out then put her on the couch to sleep for the night.
>>28909646
Put a glass of water on the nightstand and cuddle her for hilarious misunderstandings in the morning.
Getting married to my waifu tomorrow, sorry for taking her off the market. You cucks can still fap to her though, I don't mind. Wish me luck on my big day!
>>28909446
Have fun, Discord.
>>28909446
Getting married while pregnant is pretty unusual, don't you think?
lol hahaha xD
>and god forbid a molester
>>28909104
What did he mean by this?No really, what DID he mean by this? I can't figure out what OP is trying to say.
>>28909107
An autist creeps out Celestia's VA.
>>28909107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AzUv3LXDc
Sad and mind boggling when you think about it.
>>28908710
This how popular the series have gotten I'm surprised they haven't jumped to releasing games.
How did something as popular as FIM not get a decent game?
I would buy the EXACT SAME GAME if they just stuck G4 packing on it. WHY NO G4 GAME!? Wayforward even said that they were chomping at the bit ( no pun etc) to make an MLP game if Hasbro would approach them. My last hope is that the movie will prompt a game.