>it's celestia episode
>>28905965
>It's a Rainbow Dash being an idiot episode.
>>28905981
>it's the 100th episode anniversary about fluttershy learning to overcome her autistic shyness
>>28905965
>It's a 'big event but nothing changes' episode
Mobilefag here, I have this one.
>>28905819
Kek
I submit that this ass needs to be registered in a database and its owner should be required to demonstrate safe and proper use of it due to its immense destructive power.
>>28905377
Oh really? I'd like to remind you of the second amendment to the Equestrian Charter:
The ponies' right to sport a donk SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
It doesn't matter if it's a flat donk or a donk of mass destruction. Don't infringe on a pony's rights.
>>28905426
Let's be real, asses like this weren't taken into account when the charter was written. Its outdated. This is a donk of mass destruction and needs to be addressed.
How long will it be until some stallion or, Celestia help us, some little colt is minding his own business in line for the cider stand when a careless mare falls backwards onto him? Were he even SLIGHTLY aroused by her appearance prior to this, she would stand a very good chance of accidentally RAPING him. Is that what you want? A little colt being forced into a mare's horse pussy or ponut?! There NEEDS to be REGULATIONS.
name my band /mlp/
>>28905166
The Whorse Flies
>>28905166
The GlimGlam Group
>>28905166
Super Tramps
ITT: big show changes you'd be ok with.
I'll start:Been on board since 2011 and I still hate the intro. Wish the English version had a big, original, awesome one like the Italian or Japanese one.
>>28905128
PG13 rating.
>>28905128
A director that isn't Big Jim.
>>28905128
>mlp intro song
>its a song about princess twilight as an immortal super alicorn talking to some foals about how back in the day SHE was the autist who had no friends and her little ponies shared that magic with her, to the audiences supposed astoundment.
>its not copied or idol song trash like the japanese intro
what more could you want op? MLP is and has always been very gay. If you can't accept the intro song how can you even sit through the show.
Would you have a girlfriend that was an irl Maud? Or is her autism just too much for you?
>>28904780
I wouldn't take a regular Maud, so that's a definite no.
>>28904780
Nope, still prefer pony, thanks.
>>28904780
>HER autism
Hey, I watch a cartoon for little girls featuring rainbow colored talking mini horses: I'm in no position to complain about autism.
Not to mention she's cute.
Will you be lost by time or be part of history?
>>28904671
I didn't watch that shitty movie.
>>28904671
Will your story be told or remain a mystery?Didn't watch the movie though
>>28904674
>I didn't watch
opinion void.
Getting married to my waifu tomorrow, sorry for taking her off the market. You cucks can still fap to her though, I don't mind.
Wish me luck on my big day!
>>28904547
Oh well, at least it won't be canon unlike Fluttershy's marriage.
>>28904547
Why did you decide to die?
>>28904547
>Getting married to my waifu tomorrow
post marriage papers with a timestamp for maximum autism and salt
Hey /mlp/, I feel like shit today, can we have a comics thread?No feels
Post reactions ponies would have to seeing Anon naked.
>"Oh m-my...!"
>"Calm down, Fluttershy. We're naked too, remember?"
>"OH M-MY...!"
>"ANON, WHAT THE FUCK, GET THAT THING DOWN"!
"...I-IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, PURPLE!"
>>28903923
Booping a pony is not a light task. Quite literally anything could happen.
Like turning all cats into tacos. I'm sure you can tell us what else could happen Anon.
>>28903652
Haven't you already made this thread before, and everyone collectively told you to fuck off?
>>28903656
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28244825/#28244825
The fuck you talking about?
>>28903697
Huh, I guess I got confused. Sorry.
Carry on then, I guess.
While the choices of a pony waifu are good, I must admit that I've found a new qt to fawn over.
Name me one pony that will change my mind and be with ponykind instead of this hot seal/mermaid hybrid, who's toned throat can give amazing head.
>>28903045
Fuck off.
>>28903045
You're saying that garbage pokemon is better than this majestic pegasi?
>>28903054
>>28903065
>Not wanting to spank the back end of a Primarina's tail as she sings her sweet tunes.
>"Every pony has their little secrets..."
>"like your mane extensions, a little thing I won't mention...."
>"a little thing I won't mention"
She can't still be talking about the extensions, she already mentioned those.
All memes aside, /mlp/, what did she mean by this?
>>28902941
Her little feminine penis
>>28902941
good question
i bet the extensions are to impress an older stalion
>>28902941
the more i think about this the more it sounds like shes making a list of that ponys secrets, like
1.mane extensions
2.a "little thing" she wont even name
could that be a colt whos trying to look like a filly with the long mane and all?
Sure I want a Lemon Zest thread. However, I have no pics of Lemon Zest. Also, who is Lemon Zest.
>>28902815
>NO HOOVES
drawin for the next 2 hours. what ya want?
>>28902505
anything with mare butts!
give me stripes
>>28902505
Mares riding cowboys