I want Pinkie Pie to shit marshmallow frosting onto my face.
/mlp/ is dead
>>28898616
>shift click thread
>board catalog quality improvement: +1
>>28898731
I like this new reddit meme.
Also bump.
What they usually mean is, she's the biggest whore in all of Equestria.
Well, except Rarity.
hhahahahah xD
>>28898605
rekt
>>28898605
you must be 18 to use this site
I want Glimmer bred
I want Glimmer spred
I want Glimmer dead.
The show used to be about 5 ponies being pretty useless and a 6th pony saving them. Now the show is about all those 6 ponies being completely useless and a new, different pony saving the day.
Some people think this is an improvement.
Because making the characters more useless is something good, apparently. Cute ponies doing cute things, amirite?
>>28897923
Spike got buffed too.
>>28897923
>t. cuck
>>28897923
>Cute ponies doing cute things
I don't even know where people are getting that, anymore, with this season. Some easy-to-miss cute bits of animation don't justify all these mean, unpleasant conflict-driven plots. There's nothing cute about this show anymore, if you're actually watching it instead of ignoring the show and just looking at caps of your waifu that someone else took.
write the last episode
>>28897540
>spongebob dies
the end
A meteor obliterates canterlot mountain
>>28897540
Twilight becomes an alicorn.
How would you help a pony get over having their heart broken?
>>28897509
mandatory cuddling
>>28897509
With surgery.
>>28897509
Give them the D.
did he deserve a fair chance?
He was made to be shoehorned into a role that no one wanted to be filled
He's basically an abortion in the form of a character. There's nothing that can be done for him.
>dreamy cutebottom
>>28897405
What?
Now you want human Flash getting cucked by his pony self, give jim a break.
I'm getting mired in legal trouble through no fault of my own. Let's have some laughs, fellow horsefuckers.
>>28897263
The whole "Sunset Helper" series os pretty funny
You left your computer open and unlocked
>"Why you got so many pictures of us with our naughty bits out, Anon?"
What do?
>>28896126
Im a gynecologist, Apple horse,a doctor that checks ponies vaginas.
By the way, when was the last time you got your check?
>>28896126
Shift click another what do thread
>>28896137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A
Original story written by LoreLove: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/348717/the-leap
>There’s no better place to watch a sunset than a hill
>It’s the perfect spot to watch the brilliant star inch below the horizon and into the distance
>And on one particular hill sat one particular tree, that was one of the oldest trees in all of Equestria
>Legends say that it was older than Celestia herself, but you know what they say about legends, you have to take ‘em with a grain of salt
>The tree itself was kind’ve a tourist trap, but the only people who wanted to go there were fascinated by its age, and didn’t really want to do any sightseeing
>They just came to admire the tree for a bit, and then left without doing much else
>Anyway, this isn’t really a story about the tree, but of the pony who sat underneath it
>But unlike most of the ponies who came to this hill, she wasn’t interested in watching the sunset or studying the tree
>No, Twilight Sparkle mostly ignored the wondrous streaks that filled the sky, and instead focused on her books
>Y’see, she had recently undertaken a new pupil, like Celestia did for her, to teach the mare about the magic of friendship - or whatever
>Her student’s name was Starlight Glimmer, and she was incredible at using magic
>Like, Twilight was too, but not in the way Starlight was
>Starlight was really good at combining multiple different types of spells into one, and then using them effectively, while Twilight was just really good at memorizing and casting a lot of different magic
>Like one time, she combined a mind control spell and a desire spell, and then cast it on me and some of my friends so she could speed up her friendship lesson for the day, but then everything kind’ve fell apart when everyone doing everything they were supposed to do kind’ve overwhelmed her
>She apologized though, and that made everything better
>>28894730
>Anyway, for some reason, Starlight’s talent made Twilight really jealous and bitter, so she had started to outright shun everyone around her and resort to coming to the hill every day for some quiet study time
>And that’s where she was now, resting comfortably against the tree all alone
>Well, that is until Rainbow Dash, the most awesome pony in all of Equestria, crashed down right beside her
>”Hey Dash,” she commented, not looking up from her book
>”Hi Twilight!” Dash enthusiastically said back. “What’chya you up to?”
>With a sigh, Twilight placed her book down, and looked over at the careless pegasus
>”Dash, I’m kind’ve in the middle of something right now. Is this important?”
>”Well I just wanted to know how you were doing…”
>”I’m fine! Happy? Can you leave me alone now?”
>With her magic, Twilight aggressively grabbed her literature off the ground, and held it out to continue reading
>”...Twilight are you still jealous over Starlight Glimmer?”
>”For the last time, Dash, I am not jealous!” she huffed
>”Okay okay, you’re not jealous… although if you’re feeling a little down, there’s this-”
>”Whatever it is, I don’t care. Now go. Away.”
>And with that, she busied herself once again with her book, leaving Rainbow Dash feeling sad and dejected
>”Alright… well if you need me, I suppose you know where to find me.”
>Without so much of a grunt of acknowledgement, Twilight tried to immerse herself in the guide once again
>And she almost succeeded, before Starlight Glimmer suddenly appeared in front of them
>”Hello Twilight!” she greeted happily
>”Oh for the love of… can I please just get some God da- oh. It’s you Starlight. Um… what do you need?”
Still waiting for Past Sins.
Hey, think if I recolor the OP pic into Nyx he will notice me?
>>28894740
>”Oh nothing really. I just wanted to stop by and see if you were on your way back to Ponyvile. We have that picnic tonight with the other gals, remember?”
>”Oh that’s tonight? Nah, I don’t think I’m going. Too much to do.”
>”Not going? But they’ve been planning this for weeks…”
>”Yeah well things come up, okay? Now if you don’t mind, I’m trying to study here, and-”
>”Twilight you’ve been up here for hours on end each day ‘studying’. It’s starting to get worrying.”
>”While I appreciate the concern, I really don’t-”
>”Y’know there’s a lot more to life than busywork,” Glimmer interrupted to the great annoyance of her teacher. “You need to learn to appreciate the little things in life, like the company of other ponies. It really clears your head.”
>”Starlight-” Twilight began through gritted teeth
>”Here, I know what’ll cheer you up! A good old-fashioned magic display!”
>Starlight then fired a brilliant beam of light into the sky, filling it with vibrant colors and bathing the entire area in warm waves
>”Oh my gosh!” Rainbow Dash proclaimed excitedly, staring up into the sky
>Each color began to slowly spin within the pole itself whilst slowly traveling up the beam in a calculated manner
>Twilight had settled across the land, allowing the gorgeous beam to be seen for miles around
>The wave of light extended far beyond the surrounding plain, making the environment glow with brilliant reds, blues, greens, and purples for several miles
>Twilight tried to resist the allure of the light, but her efforts proved to be in vain
>Slowly, she shifted her gaze towards the sky, was was struck with awe at the glory before her
>Well, until it came crashing down with seething jealousy
>”Can’t you two just leave! Me! Alone?!” she cried, as a bright light began illuminating from her own horn
>She flung her body weight towards the ground, causing a powerful wave of magic to ripple across the area
Ponies are so cute and cuddly and I want to hug them and they make me so happy!
That's autistic
>>28894610
That's nice. Ponies deserve hugs and love.
>>28894610
Kill yourself, mobilefag.
This is the official /b/ & Friends thread! If there is another thread, redirect them here.
Everypony equal, everypony loved, you don't have to be a namefag to be a Brony, it's just for fun!
Love, tolerance, friendship, and kindness are the most important things a Brony can have, let's spread some joy and post some ponies.
>>28894451
Back to bee, redditor.
Early 2011 throwback?
Okay
>>28894474
>LE REDDIT MAYMAY XDDDDDDDDDD GO BACK TO LE REDDIT LOL ROSTED
Has Celestia ever killed a pony?
>>28894324
No but Hasbro killed her character alright.
>>28894324
Yes, she killed Twilight.
>>28894341
You can't kill what doesn't exist.
http://www.equestriagaming.net
Discuss
>>28892932
>http://www.equestriagaming.net
What the hell do these guys do?
They post games. You can also use it to find games. It's a useful archive for finding all the MLP rpg's that completely dissaperared
>>28892932
The fuck is this? Their arcade section used to have like 50 games on it, now there's only 16
we all know you like little ponies for little girls, anon. but what about big horsies for big boys? do you like that, as well?
No, small things are attractive because they're easy to dominate
>>28892925
dont you want to be the small thing that gets dominated?
>>28892925
I want cute small things to dominate me though.