How badly would you want to try out his armour?
I'd polish his spear.
>>28892852
I'm pretty sure it wouldn't fit me.
Though I wouldn't mind trying what's in the armor
>not easing him out of his ceremonial armour at the end of a long day, brushing his askew mane flat with your hands and making him presentable for his wife
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 168, and heaven can wait!
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I left the fandom after Season 1.
Who the fuck is Sex horse and bro husbando?
Why the fuck does Twilight have wings?
Why are they all high schoolers now?
Who in the name of shit gave the Cutie Mark Crusaders their cutie marks?
Who the fuck is Starlight?
What the fuck does she matter?
Why the fuck is she the main character now?
Why the fuck is she being supported by fan favourites to make her Mary-Sue-ness less noticeable?
Who reformed the Changelings?
Why are the Changelings reformed?
Is this show even about the Mane 6 anymore, or has it dissolved into the commercial that it strived not to be?
>being a cuck
>>28897294
need I say more?
I want Glimmer dead
My waifu, not yours.
>>28895422
MAI
>>28895422
My waifu, not yours.
>>28895422
u're waifu a shirt
Hot damn, look at those child bearing hips.
>>28892215
which ones
>>28892215
>hips and ass do nothing to me
>eqg actually turns me down
Nothing to see here.
Obligatory
>no hooves
>>28892250
>hips and ass do nothing to me
Faggot detected
The last movie you just watched is now 100% pony. What movie was it and how much better is it? Did any ponies engage in any l-lewd situations?
>>28891511
Strangely enough it was The Room.
It might now actually be slightly tolerable.
>Did any ponies engage in any l-lewd situations?
Oh you know it
>chopper chicks in zombietown
could be worse.
>>28891511
Doctor Strange
It would bestrangeto say the least, if it was all pony.
Anons who are actually attracted to ponies:
What traits about the ponies make them sexually appealing to you? Do you like the shape of their body? Do you mind the lack of hands/feet? What height/size do you prefer for ponies? Were you always sexually attracted to ponies since becoming aware of the show?
Lastly,
>who is your favorite pone and why is it that pone
>>28888934
Shut the fuck up.
>>28888950
>hide thread
If you don't like it and move on.
>>28888934
>What traits about the ponies make them sexually appealing to you?
They're cute. In my mind, cute = sex appeal as well.
>Do you like the shape of their body? Do you mind the lack of hands/feet?
The stylised form is certainly much better than that of say, a G3 pony, which is too close to a real horse. Lack of hands/feet doesn't bother me in the slightest.
>What height/size do you prefer for ponies?
I imagine an average mare standing about 1m tall (~3ft for you amerifats).
>Were you always sexually attracted to ponies since becoming aware of the show?
No. It took a few weeks after discovering the show that I began to have some lewd thoughts about pone
You act as if pone being for sexual is the exception and not the rule. I think that's not the case.
And my favourite pony is Scootaloo.
>"What is that horrible animal!?"
>"Such an ugly being!"
>"Don't get near it Applebloom!"
>"Attack it before it starts attacking us!"
In this world Ponies hate humans.
Is there any hope for you?
>>28877254
I'd still daww over how cute they are when they aren't even trying to be.
>>28877254
I'll find some kinky and lonely mare with a fetish for weird shit
>>28877254
Yes. No matter how many ponies hate you based solely on your species; there will be at least one somewhere in Equestria who will give you a chance. They won't give you everything at once; like with a real friend you will have to earn their trust and affection, but they will at least give you the chance. They won't see a hairless ape or alien, just a stranger. It could be a Princess, it could be a m6, a secondary pony, maybe even some random background pony. At least one will be different enough to give you the time of day.
Post your rare Vapours.
>>28869672
Dubs decides what green I write
>>28894876
Adventure of no green
>>28894876
stand up comedy clopfic
>>28894876
I want a green of OP hinging himself
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/11/top-10-fandom-ocs.html
"Little known fact, Nyx is actually /mlp/'s favourite character"
>>28895253
well maybe not the favourite but at least the most posted one
tho i must admit, she is kinda cute
>>28895253
Seth confirmed for nyxspammer
>>28895253
>EqD
Can we have one of thoese threads where every says
I want Glimmer dead
Or something similar to that with no replies or any other shit?
I want Glimmer in my bed
rium >:v
I want Glimmer fed.
I'm fairly new to MLP obviously i've heard about it (etc.) but i'd like to learn more about the series. where should i start?
>>28894724
Start by watching the show, you idiot
Probably not on this board.
>>28894729
/thread
OP is a dumbass.
Wallpaper Thread
>>28894099
>EQG
Into the trash
>>28894099
start with pone next time, retard
Who is your waifu and what is the worst fetish she has?
She likes humans.
>>28894084
my waifu is rainbow dash
her fetish is three-way necro negro rebirthing
>>28894084
Cock voring ponies in public places e.g. crowds or large pony gatherings/events without being detected or causing a panick.