ITT: we post screenshots from episodes from season 2 and onward, and we guess what the context and plot is FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF SOMEONE WHO'S ONLY SEEN SEASON 1.
Imagine being there, in 2011, having just joined the ride and finished Season 1, and seeing these screenshots and having your mind blown.
I'll start: tell me the context of this pic from the perspective of 2011 fags, /mlp/
>>28920162
lurk moar you dam underage mobilefag.
>>28920162
Some new big bad is punishing a Willy Wonka pony for covering Ponyville in snow? Is that...Princess Luna in her transition phase to Nightmare Moon? Did she relapse?
>>28920175
>willy wonka pony
Kek
>"Anon, we're going to have sex with each other in your bed. You're not using it."
Your reaction?
>>28920142
Nothing, I hide another of your shitty faggot spam threads.
Faggot.
Proceed...
>>28920142
Fuck you, I'm sleeping in my bed. You can literally have sex on me I don't care, but I'm using my bed.
Is it possible to remove or otherwise shatter a unicorn's horn?
Keep in mind, we've already seen instances of a horn being damaged or disabled. For instance, Twilight's horn was disabled by poison joke, Celestia's horn being charred after being attacked by Chrysalis, and Shining's horn being disabled by Sombra, etc. However, I'm wondering if this set a precedent for the outright destruction or removal of a unicorn's horn.
As a sidebar, what would be the effects of horn removal?
>>28919593
horns grow back better, faster, stronger.
>>28919593
Wasn't there a pony with a broken horn in the hospital of Where the Apple lies?
Guess who
Carl Sagan?
>>28919567
Why is midget Adagio on a CN billboard?
>>28919567
>>28919591
She reminds me of Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
>IT'S NOT A FAD, MOM
All that's left is autists and furries.
Are you leaving the fandom? You should.
All of the furries went to Zootopia. All we have is autism, thank you very much.
>>28919474
To be fair, some of that decline can be attributed to the captcha system and 60 second post times.
not a lot, but some
>>28919488
>implying I don't want to fuck the pony *and* the bunny
Holy shit. 2snacks isn't dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOXNjtwI91o
>>28918560
>>28918560
no shit. he made multiple announcements already.still hyp
>his patreon is only making $270 per month
this is why we cant have nice things.
I have fapped to this scene about 200 times already https://youtu.be/QfqdMHxR4OA
When are they going to have a sexy pone actually fart?
>>28918342
The question is, when is the gay marriage episode coming? I'm sure the k*kes have something in store for future seasons than simple fart fetishes
>>28918342
Your fetish is TRASH but
>Implying Twilight isn't the sexiest pone
What kind of conspiracy theories exist in Equestria?
Humans.
>>28917708
The Grand Galloping Gala was an inside job funded by Princess Luna!
>>28917708
The changeling attack was an inside job
Have you bought these toys yet? I wonder how all of the first wave will tie into that one comic that comes out in December.
>>28916514
>Hunks of plastic with 0 articulation
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""toys"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>28916575
They make those too.
>>28916584
>>28916514
>that raging twilight
i thought it was a toy for children, jesus christ
What exactly do Cadence's duties as Princess of Love entail outside of her responsibilities as ruler of the Crystal Empire? Do ponies come to her with their love problems or what?
>>28915109
Ive always assumed she was an ambassador of sorts like Twilight.
>>28915109
Marriage counselor
>>28915109
Relationship counseling.
Nah jk, writers dont think that much.
Probably goes around and gives normie-tier advice to people about relationships.
The last thread died, so let's have a new one.
What we covered in >>28888367
>Dress 9 (pic related) won the poll
>/xdmlptoy/ confirmed for group date not double date
>Bunch of other boards engaging in wacky races
>>28914737
I'm glad 9 got chosen
>>28914737
Wasn't paying to much attention to this one, glad that Twilight's simple dress was chosen though, looks great.
>>28914737
noice
Fillies are the cutest kind of pony.
>>28914477
Damn right.
>>28914482
Good choice
>>28914477
Of course.
Six months have passed since Celestial Siblings defeated Discord and turned him into stone.
Six months have passed since first Equestrian banners rose above Canterlot,former residence of chaos god.
Six months have passed since ponies throughout the world were united under the rule of royal sisters.
But the peace has not yet come into the kingdom.Bandits and outlaws oppress local population, dragons and griffins raid border towns and terrifying monsters,spawned by Discord's ill imagination still roam the land.
It is up to you now to stop them!
You are a member of the Night Guard,fresh out of training and eager to protect your homeland
from all kinds of danger.
Now, tell me about yourself.What is your race and gender?
(You can only choose from earth/pegasi/unicorn)
>>28911213
We can't choose a batpony but we're in the night guard? I feel ripped off.
>>28911213
Batpony
>>28911255
Maybe it's magical energy like some headcanon.
Catch up here - https://www.anonpone.com/cgyt/ - but feel free to use the following summaryfor several reasons
>You're a mute, mostly memory-less artist-writer griffon named Constable.
>You have an art exhibit sometime soon and needed one more canvas for that last perfect picture.
>You then acquired one through certain meanswe'll just skip the specifics on that.
>Returning home, you meet Poppy, a zebra that informs you of plans you didn't know you had about hunting the monster that apparently left you in your lack of a voice and memory.
>After a 'filling' meal, you get a hard dose of what should be a memory potion and see the monster for yourself in an induced dream.
>Left disheveled and shaken, the zebra and you curl up in bed for a sleep where you dream of another memory, a griffon family.
>Waking up, Poppy and you prepare for 'hunting,' although you make a stop at a minotauress named Parsnip for breakfast.
>A nice little meal, some chat, and you have a new compatriot for your journey in the horned lady.
>You start out and make it all the way to a resting point - Poppy's hut - where you notice a painting with your signature.
>You question Poppy on exactly how she found/rescued you, to which she offers a small explanation before running off out of the hut to smoke.
And now we continue~
>>28907984
INUSA LIVES
>>28907984
>You watch the zebra practically gallop out of the hut, eyes still glimmering with that wetness you caught welling up
beforehand.
>Her haste gives sight of little else except a scant look at that sunburst-marked rear before she's outside.
>You look a little flustered at the sudden retreat, giving your minotaur companion a questioning look.
>For her part, Parsnip is making something a concerned expression herself as she watches the door a little more, then turns
to see you looking at her.
>She purses lips a tiny bit, then gives a shake of her head followed by a point of a finger towards outside.
>"Ahh, maybe you should go talk with her, deary," she says.
>Despite how obvious that advice is, you give a short flap and nod, leaving the weapons on the table and heading outside.
>Poppy is nowhere to be seen, the small clearing in front of the hut only having its fire pit and log beside it, foliage of
the trees making things shaded, but not completely dark yet like you know deeper into the forest will be.
>You look around, then down, seeing hoofprints leading right from the doorway and around the hut.
>You reach the back of the hut... but still no sign of her; however, you notice some broken branches, heading towards it.
>You hear more than see as you cross the threshold into the surrounding foliage, 'crack-crack!' sounding off before you find
Poppy slumped against a stump and looking at the canopy and sky peeking through it, somehow chewing something up with rolled up green attached to her lower lip, lightly smoking.
>"Oh, hey dude," she greets, looking at you with reddish eyes... although it's hard to tell if it's from her own 'medicine'
or from tears still welled up, cheeks having wet lines too.
>"Wanna puff? It'll help ya relax," Poppy goes on before you have a chance to question, hug, or do anything else, still
munching up whatever was in her mouth as one hoof comes up, offering you the 'smoke' she removes from her muzzle.
>What should you do?
>>28907994
Poppy... what's wrong? You can't just keep taking this stuff to forget your problems. I don't like how it makes you. I need you here and now. Please.
You can go to Equestria but the downside is that the only romantic partner you can have will be Sunset Shimmer. And you will have to marry her and care for her and raise children together if you have them.
Is it worth it?
>>28905430
>>28905430
Can I go through the mirror with her? If yes it's definitely worth it.
>>28905430
But humans can't impregnate ponies
No matter how hard you try