You left your computer open and unlocked >"Why you got

>>28896126
Im a gynecologist, Apple horse,a doctor that checks ponies vaginas.
By the way, when was the last time you got your check?

>>28896126
Shift click another what do thread

>>28896137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

>>28896126
I'm addicted to pony vaginas, Applejack.

>>28896126
>Rape

>>28896126
>implying a farm horse could ever navigate to my porn folder

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>>28896126
This happened to me and my wife. Now whenever she's mad she yells out "WELL AT LEAST I DON'T WANT TO FUCK CARTOON HORSES!!!"

We're trying really hard to mend our relationship through couple's counseling.

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>>28896327
>Having a real-life girlfriend

>>28896359
She ain't even his girlfriend, she's his wife. Even fucking worse.

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>>28896327
>having a wife

b-but how could you cheat on your waifu like that?

>>28896126
Those are my anatomy studies, AJ. I´m an artist, have you already forgotten that?

>hide the used tissues

>>28896327
I hope you're kidding about going through couple's counseling. It's just an expensive way of having a third party agree with your wife that you're to blame for everything.

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>>28896359
My wife. Much worst.
>>28896528
That's where the problem lies.
>>28896544
Guess what?
I'm not.
Interestingly enough, she has her own issues, and the counselor can see that and voices support for me in some cases.
This person argues that my "infatuation" with cartoons (and to a lesser degree cartoon ponies) is nothing more than an outlet for a greater issue which, through my loving wife, I need support.

My wife says I am not attracted to her because I fap to cartoons.
I say they're completely separate, and my fapping to cartoons is a non-emotional action motivated by...whatever.
This counselor says balance is important, and that my wife needs to respect the fact that I spend time doing this to pics of cartoons until I can resolve whatever issues are causing this, and I need to respect my wife's feelings more and make a greater effort to spend more time with her, while also opening up to her.

We are making progress.

>>28896126
It's a cartoon. You people are a fucking plague on society.

>>28896676
Good luck to you, your wife and waifus anon.
I hope they learn to live in balance with each other.

>>28896126
I shoot myself on the spot

>>28896737
What's your point, idiot?

>>28896676
Have you fucked the counselor yet?

>>28896676
>horsefuckery is a mental issue

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>>28896126
>Keeping your porn on a computer
>Not hiding it on a flash drive taped to the top side of a ceiling fan

>>28896126
>Not knowing what private browsing is or how to cover your tracks

Heh.

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>>28896327
Dude, this post you made not only makes me cringe, it makes me pissed off that you deal with a bitch like that, make a tulpa they're much better than people. If I had a wife that said that I'd beat the fuck out of her and leave.

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>>28897019
>Not hiding it on a flash drive taped to the top side of a ceiling fan
Anon pls
>Not hiding it on a flash drive under your floor boards
pls kys
If you don't want people finding your zoophilia and cheese pizza, you better git gud at hiding it.

>>28896863
never change, /mlp/

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>>28896676
Blame all of your problems on autism. I don't think there's anyone who would doubt you

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>>28896126
If she was real that would be the last of my problems

>>28896676
For how long are you married, again?

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>>28896126

>"Wow... Anon *really* likes femboys..."
>"And these 'motorsports' he's always going on about..."
>"Wow... Lots of Motorsport..."

hey...

>>28896126
>You left your computer open and unlocked
Stopped reading, never happens.

>>28896126
YOU'RE NAKED ALL THE TIME

>>28896126
Mostly, it's because I like collecting and organizing things. Now, if you go into the Apple Bloom folder, you'll see there's a bit more in there than anywhere else. That's because I use that folder every night to masturbate, because I really like her. You see?

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>>28899912
>But we ain't got genitial anon look

>>28896737
99% of us don't even mention it to the outside world, therefore having no negative effects on society. You need to stop being a faggot and grow up. pretty sad how someone who watches a kid's cartoon show has to tell you that, huh?

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>>28896126
>You left your computer open and unlocked
False premise. I would never do that.

>>28896126
what ep is that pic from?
I know the monitor is shopped in

>>28898209
Man, where the fuck has this picture been during the whole presidential race?

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>>28899950
>the last thing anon sees

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>>28896126
"I dunno, why're you acting so chill about it?"
>"Well cause I don't see many with me in them."
"I know. That's because I don't like you."
>"You're a real asshole, Anon."
"And you're a simple background pony, Lemon Larry."

>>28901240
Do you want me to jack off to you then?

>>28896126
feed her apuls