Post books that are perfect in your eyes, and describe why you love them.
>>8989012
Treasure Island is a perfect fucking book.
On the honest crew's side you have: captain smollett's strength and authority, Dr. Livesey's wisdom and cunning, and Jim's bravery and sheer luck.
Long John is so incredible because he possesses all of these attributes in himself alone, while not being written as a mary sue.
Always loved adventure and fantasy.
1984 because as I got older it grew more complex, it both taught me how to read as a kid and never became juvenile as an adult. It's a good delusion, love story, societal critique, warning, and parable. I think it's overplayed as /reddit/ and a children's book on /lit/, as I would agree with most books lumped into that category (Ender's Game, Hitchhikers, Vonnegut), and most intelligent teenagers have already read 1984 by the age of 16, but I think I'd enjoy it equally as much after moving on to works written in higher style and more grandiose ambitions.
Also, on its style, I think it is the most effective use of middle style in a novel.
Any writers out there enjoy listening to music while they work. If so, what do you usually play?
So, those grapes are clearly fake.
Usually 80's pop and dad rock desu
Shit like Hall and Oates, Boston, Meatloaf, Madonna, and Billy Idol.
I never listen to music like that at any other occasion, though.
>>8988951
Mostly Jazz stuff like Bill Evans and Errol Garner, but I like Jazz regardless. Folk, sometimes.
Did poetry evolve from every language, or was there one language specifically which it came out of, and other cultures began producing poetry as well?
Poetry is as natural an expression of pure human thought one can find outside of the works of Joyce. To an extent, it might even be thought of as partly prelinguistic.
Kind of related: Epic Greek was created as a poetic language.
A poet I'm not very fond of said that poetry is what is lost in translation. I agree with this for the same reason I disagree with the people who say that we think in language. Poetry is what is lost in translation as it's generally what can't be said. Another anon said prelingusitic, just from experience, I agree.
>I would lead my reluctant pet to our small home for a quick connection before dinner
Was Humbert Humbert really passionate about Lolita, or was she merely a masturbatory implement used to serve his sensuality?
>>8988899
he was passionate about his masturbatory implement used to serve his sensuality
>>8988909
this
its 100% representative of 99% of irl relationships
is there a /ss/ equivalent of Lolita?
William Gass likes David Foster Wallace.
http://omeka.wustl.edu/omeka/items/show/3847
What do you have to say now?
>inb4 wtf i hate gass now
>inb4 wtf i like dfw now
>starting a Gass thread without making a fart reference.
You are small time.
>>8988885
Fart jokes belong in Joyce threads, my friend.
The Gassman only comes by to inspect my stove.
he truly is /ourguy/
the whole "learn how to write poetry by reading poetry" thing is a meme, right?
i mean, of course reading great poets will improve your poetry but there is no way you can just start writing and stumble upon a masterpiece, right? RIGHT?!
what books can you reccomend a complete pleb for starting to write poems and shit?
>>8988784
Bukowski
>>8988784
Just like any other pursuit, a nuts and bolts technical primer will do wonders for your foundation in poetry. Get a secondhand intro to poetry textbook. They use a lot of famous, well crafted poems as examples so youll kill two birds with one stone
poetic meter and poetic form is a brilliant book
tfw learning German only to read the meme German philosphers
>>8988762
People learn foreign languages to appreciate the artistry of works of fiction in their native language. But there is no artistry to philosophy. Why would you learn a foreign language when all that is necessary is to understand what is being said?
>>8988832
Because /lit/ told me not to read translations.
>>8988854
i read madame bovary in translation and although i didnt get the beautiful phrases attached to reading it in the original french, i still got all of the ideas, the message, the metaphors. reading in translation is perfectly fine and it will probably take you years to learn a language... you could spend that time just reading more.
if you really have to just do some research on the different translations and read a few different ones and compare for yourself.
"She pulled a little handkerchief out of her muff and began to sob heavily into it"
~Arthur Conan Doyle
What did he mean by this?
Tuff Muffz, lesbian biker gang
>>8988733
I love old books like this sometimes.
People are usually ejaculating everywhere.
>Very sorry to knock you up, Watson
Was this the inception of gay fanfiction?
Vocaroo thread, let's go!
Read your poetry or whatever you want, I want to hear your voices.
Here's a poem I wrote a few days ago: http://vocaroo.com/i/s09sTIeldbfk
>>8988726
No offence, but your voice hurts my ears and I couldn't understand anything. There is like an echo or something.
>>8988726
Go away CIA
>>8988770
ahhh shit senpai, sorry. I would love to hear someone else do a reading.
What did this hack do that had not been done before and better?
>>8988628
cafe con leche
>>8988654
epic post
write goodly
>Translated The Happy Prince when he was 9 nine years old
What have you done, /lit/
One day when I was 8 the other class in my year were going on a field trip to a farm. It was raining and one boy forgot to bring his coat to school. This made him cry, perhaps ashamed to have caused an incovenience on what should have been an exciting day. I came to the rescue and let him borrow my cute little lime green coat and he enjoyed his day at the farm.
One day when I was six my best friend was going about his business when a sudden undulation of the lower intestine caused a rather vicious eruption from his hindquarters. Not having prepared for such an outpouring of rectal runoff he went into my locker and took my reserve pair of undies and went about the rest of his day in perfect mirth.
>>8988577
>What have you done, /lit/
I masturbated this morning
Books are shit
Bumping for the sake of perpetuating the bait.
> waddles over to /fit/
"free weights are shit"
> waddles over to /k/
"hollowpoints are shit"
> waddles over to /d/
"uh.. i'm way out of my depth here."
Listen to me little motherfucker take your little motherfuckers ass over here in another way I'll go to your little motherfucker mom and I will fuck her little motherfuckers ass r u understand little motherfucker blyad?
Does this writer have any potential?
http://pastebin.com/qchpFRSc
>>8988548
name?
it me
>>8988548
Next time, post in the critique thread instead of making a new thread.
Why the fuck was he allowed to writ the #1, #2, #79, and #498 best books of all times? How is this fair?
This man's refuse and discarded drafts are worth more than the entire oeuvres of some authors...
>>8988529
he didn't have any friends
>>8988559
Not true, he had lots, and most were famous and interesting
>>8988566
how did he got those friends?
Are Homer, Milton, Dante, Shakespeare et al. worth reading for their own sake, i.e. rather than solely to gain a greater understanding of western literature in general?
>>8988501
Yes.
>>8988501
>"r classics worth reeding???? xxddDDXD"
They wouldn't be included in the canon if they weren't worth reading for their own sake.