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Yes please, this entertains me

>be Wei Yan
>one of the best generals of your country
>also an absolute madman
>wave your sword around at one of the Prime Minister's subordinates and make him cry regularly
>win countless battles leading the vanguard
>design a simplex yet incredibly effective series of defenses against the north

>accompany Prime Minister on northern campaigns
>he hates you and ignores every suggestion you give
>lose battle after battle
>Prime Minister eventually dies
>gave orders for you to be killed on trumped up charges of treason
>die

>years later
>illiterate general uses your defenses to blow northerners the fuck out despite having 1/3 as many troops multiple times
>years later
>dumbfuck Jiang Wei gets in charge
>decides he won't use your defenses
>country is conquered

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>>3208735
>days pass
>no one is really doing much
>there are some wooden oxens on the battlefield for some reason
>couldn't care less and continued fighting a group of enemy privates
>one of them strikes my back as I defend against nothing in front of me
>Scream "you pathetic rebble!" and jump attack him with my 100lb greatsword
>private runs away with his mobile captain
>I could've taken them on
>Zhuge Liang is finally kill
>theres a shooting star in the sky the following night
>can hear a distant laughter coming from the enemy camp
>everyone subtly retreats
>except Wei Yan whom continues attack enemy forces
>SHU....PREVAIL...ENEMY BAD
>Does this weird super attack and starts breakdancing in the middle of the battlefield with his double-edge spear, killing most of the enemies around him
>I've seen weirder things and continue retreating
>wait, now we're doing a counter-attack
>or pretending to
>Sima Yi waves his battle-fan in arrogance and orders his troops to retreat, convinced that our former commander faked his death
>now everyone is retreating to the battlefield
>can hear Zhang Fei is boasting in his grave to this very day

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I see a pattern here

>>3208681
Hugo Boss did not design the uniforms

Italian fascist uniforms were better.

German ones look like they were designed by an edgy five year old, I would be embarassed to be seen in them.

Italian ones have all the fascist A E S T H E T I C while still looking respectable, and not screaming "we're the bad guy".

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They were retarded obviously.

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>>3208580
>>3208582
>>3208586
Yes

>>3208603
Why does this image keep getting spammed.

>>3208697
Autism

>>3208267
yes, literally
> Middle English (originally in the sense ‘life under monastic vows’): from Old French, or from Latin religio(n-) ‘obligation, bond, reverence,’ perhaps based on Latin religare ‘to bind.’

>>3208605
BUGS

>>3208252
Britain.

1) Selling drugs is bad.
2) Because it's /pol/'s fad to hate on free trade now: forcing a country to trade with you is also bad.

>>3208265

It did force china to trade with everyone else tho, something i think many chinks appreciate today. But the method of execution, yeahhh I dont think so.

>>3208252
Britain of course, as always.

>>3208607
this realy made me sad

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>>3208209
Colorized Austro-Hungarian soldier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgGRsBOj-y8

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punk > metal
deal with it

snowniggers should have taken horses

>>3208164
I blame Warhammer 40k for the rise of monarchism again

>>3208164
>Hobbesians

Hobbes's philosophy was an atheist materialistic who contribute to the income of modernity and all that shit.

I real monarchist dont support his theorys.

>>3208232
>I real monarchist dont support his theorys.

Depends. Do you plan to have the monarch to have any kind of power, or do you want a ""monarchy"" with the monarch as a figurehead? Because his theories essentially justify the former.

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>>3208148
people believe in these things today

>>3208148
No, they were just metaphors.

>>3208148
yes, I have an old book on mexican history where the author talks about giants and shit

>>3207960
make the guy on the right bald and its perfect

>>3208011
Kek

i don't like this meme

it is overproduced and lacks soul. memes in the era of mass meme normalization are kind of shit. the drawings are too detailed they look like something made in the board room of a think tank.

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>>3207935
Ok

Malta temples from 3500 bc

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2500 BC

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Abstract expressionism is GOAT.

Abstract expressionism. Socialist """"""""""art"""""""""" is boring and shit-tier.

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alright artfags, what is this style called?

>>3207843
Because we got only Nazi germany related thread, remenber last time we got a Frankfort revolution thread?

Why do Americans curse so much

>>3207865
because we are not allowed to curse , nor are we allowed to say anything politically correct

Literally who

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>>3207838
No, this guy is.