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How is the simpliest way to start a job as a helpdesk? I well know linux and winshit troubleshooting and simple things like configuring lan etc. So I have only know basic shit.
What shall I learn first and where can i find good materials?
>tl:dr neet seeks job to start in IT
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Call random people and tell them you're from Microsoft. Make sure to use an Indian accent for authenticity.
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>>59097050
Bad idea. You should become an anime girl instead.
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>>59097117
I think that it not gonna work in my country.
>>59097175
Can only suffer with dreaming about this.
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Let's have a thread about /g/ mascots!
Official or not, Eastern or Western, it doesn't matter, post as much pictures as you have!
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Terry davis is our only mascot
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>>59096554
There's only one you fucking wintoddler.
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>>59096622
This
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I've been always wondering, what would happen if, while the computer is on full load, you removed some of the vital parts on the build, like the CPU or RAM.
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Why not try it? It's safe.
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>>59096515
Don't do this it creates nerve gas first causing abdominal pain followed by low gas mileage and total scrotal implosion
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>>59096534
Also dihydrogen monoxide
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How fucked do you think my prebuilt amazon PC will be on arrival, /g/? Mommy works at post office- apparently it slid off the tub full of packages. I'm thinking that the only thing at risk would be the CPU due to heats ink and fan since there is no gpu in the pci e and it's ssd.
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>Buying a prebuilt pc
The joke is all on you, normie.
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>>59096415
buying the same PC separately would have cost about extra 100 or more. was a decent deal, I already have a new GPU to slap in. senpai
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>>59096394
Why the fuck did you buy pre build PC? They're shit, they do a shit job at assempling them, and use shit parts.
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Intel
>i3 i5 i7
AMD
>r3 r5 r7
NVIDIA
>GTX 1050, 60, 70, 80
AMD
>RX 450, 60, 70, 80, 90
Why is AMD copying their competitors naming schemes?
Also why 3 5 7 for Intel to begin with?
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So consumers are able to quickly see what they compete with.
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Zionist conspiracy
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>>59096247
amd: a4, a6, a8, a10
intel: i3, i5, i7
why is intel worse than amd?
Are magnet links the culmination of file sharing technology or do we have ways to go?
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Yes.
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>>59096156
Magnet links are cool, but you still need a program on your PC to manage the linked torrent.
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Magnets are garbage and they're still poorly supported despite already existing when bittorrent was first released.
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is telegram safe ? if it isnt, why? detailed answers welcome #
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Everything that is connected to the internet isn't safe.
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http://security.stackexchange.com/a/49802
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>>59096121
>normalfag messenger """app"""
>safe
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>his ISP stores his IP for more than 24 hours
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>he has an IP
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>>59096043
I don't run an illegal trafficking ring through the Venezuelan border to care nigger.
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>>59096043
Aren't ISPs legally required to store IP addresses?
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What's the least SJW tech company?
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Anon's basement.
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Atlassian
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>>59095995
Halliburton
>implying oil isn't tech
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what do they need to do to win you over?
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>>59095763
>t.Apple marketing team
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open source
lower price
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Open source their entire operating system and all of their programs.
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https://github.com/cr-marcstevens/sha1collisiondetection/blob/master/lib/sha1.c
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>>59095583
>pcode]#define SHA1_RECOMPRESSION_SIMD(t) sha1recompress_fast_ ## t ## _avx256[/code]
Go ahead, write a for loop for that in c and see what comes out. I'll wait.
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>>59095583
there surely must be a reason for that
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Manual loop unrolling seems to be a crypto programmer meme. I wish I knew why they did it. It could be because they are mathematicians first and programmers second. It could be because they don't know about --funroll-all-loops. There could be a legitimate reason.
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Is there a cloud service that automatically downloads new files added to the account? It should be working on Android, Linux and iOS.
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Does it also need to wipe your ass and jack you off you fucking kike?
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>>59094959
I would hire you to do that for 5$/hour if you weren't funded by your parents
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>>59094949
bump
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Just got a new pc, been using it for a few weeks now but thinking about wanting to upgrade the graphics card from a 2 gig to maybe a 3 (its a Geforce gtx 660ti). But I'm also being told that I have to upgrade my mobo as well (its a asrock 990 fx extreme 4), but I'm not sure where to begin, it can run games like skyrim maxed out but I want to be able to run newer ganes. My case is a NZXT phantom 820.
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>>59094837
I went from a 580gtx to a 1050ti and didn't have to upgrade my board. who told you need to upgrade mobo?
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>>59094864
there is a large number of complete fucking idiots who think they are experts in PC's now because MUSTARD RACE GAMING
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>"new" pc
>660 ti
What
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Do these work with speakers, and is the sound quality good?
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>>59094770
Yes and Yes
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any device that has headphone output will work with speakers.
why would you get a discman for speakers though? get a desktop cd player.
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>>59094838
I have limited space in my bedroom at University.
A problem from /sci/
I wrote some code that runs through and tries out different cutoffs, keeping the winner each time and giving the loser a new random cutoff (between 0.5 and 0.7 - this seems to be a good range).
Anyways, the answer comes out to around 60% consistently.
How to prove mathematically?
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>>59094725
the code
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>>59094725
bump?
does it involve integrals. do you nerds know about integrals?
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>>59094725
So you've written a program to try and solve the problem in the OP image. I dont mean to be an ass but i dont understand how this is /g/ related. Does the program not work?