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>>42584952
>frog poster
>dense

what else is new?

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Are you black too anon? I have the same problem

>mfw wypipo think I’m joking when I say I can’t swim

>>42584952
My guess filling your lungs with air is a hard concept for dense people.

Faggot thinks that muscle that is only marginally denser than fat and even less than water is the reason he can't float.

Borrow a friend's phone and try it. Front facing cameras usually have different FOVs to accommodate for selfies.

>>42584954
>having friends
lol

>>42584939
>skeleton bulking
So, GOMAD and Vitamin D?

>>42584886
Not really. More like adds a faggotry fetish because of added horniness and smelling other guys pheromones, or increases self-esteem and awareness which allows latently gay bros to realize unconsciously they don't have to be with roasties.

>>42584829
i ppu fresh cinnamon on it.
Has almost no cals and tastes fookin' great, m8.

>>42584829
You're not used to a food without sugar. Eventually you'll get used to it.

>>42585100
Ah shit, forget about that. Definitely trying it next time.

>>42585107
Literally tasted like sour cream mate

But you haven't started yet.
Come back when you've read the sticky and started or if you have a legitimate question.

>>42584656
This is not a blogging platform nigga

>>42584656
I am with you bro, let's do this. I'll make thread after a month or three depending on my progress and use a screenshot of this thread as a proof.

>>42584389
How the fuck are we suppose to know

Keep progressing and you'll make it. What kind of retard question is this?

I believe in you anon.

>>42584389
looking good, thick, juicy

>>42584266
It's like a $30-60 value or so per month, isn't it?

So a few hours of minimum wage work most likely. Nothing really remarkable or significant to "making" it.

>>42584259
>always same memey side-pose
>always hiding face
how is it possible to be so narcissistic yet so insecure at the same time?

>>42584259
>Tfw jelly fucks shy away from me in class
>Tfw girls spill spaghetti and I mop up the salsa
Doubt it. You look small and skelly in a shirt

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>>42584348
Face ain't my best feature, gotta work with what you have brodie

>>42584386
Fight me pussy

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/fit/izens developing fear of fighting in 3..2..1...

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>>42584254
>fist fighting in 2017

even if you're trained, there's going to be someone bigger, stronger, more technical, etc.

if you don't own a firearm yet then i suggest getting with the times.

>>42584254

I'm 6'5 so I get a bit of that, but it's not too bad, it's more so people being more eager to fight than outright starting shit.

Fighting is retarded though, it takes will power and maturity that you only get with age to say 'I don't have to fight you to not feel like a pussy'.

How long was the fast?

>>42584265
16 hours

>>42584265
80kmph

>>42584127
Because lifting for girls is stupid. Instead of stopping keep improving yourself for your own sake and in a few years time im sure she'll regret dropping you but at this point you should have stopped giving a shit about girls and are now gay

>>42584047
4 days is fine for a cheat week, just don't overdo it like a moron

>>42584085
Thanks fammy

>>42584085
unless hes just 201lbs of fat.

>>42583977
He should eat more

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>>42583703
>better sleep
>regular appetite control
>repair of brain's gray matter

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>>42583703
>Casual reminder that if you don't regularly consume cannabis you're missing out on:
>thinking that selling socks bundled with sandals is a million-dollar-idea
>watching Rick and Morty without realising the stupidity of its philosophy
>sitting on your couch for hours, not achieving anything while thinking that you are smarter than anyone you know
>smelling like garbage
>becoming a slob
>shitposting on /r9k/
>ingesting terrible chemicals which are used to stretch the weed (yes, even your super-trustworthy friend that would never betray you puts lead into his buds to raise his profits)
dissappointing your parents because of induced complacency(no you're not a world-class athlete with access to every single form of doping society has ever invented which makes up for the occasional smoke)
>getting 2000 upvotes on r/frogposting

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>tfw too autistic to buy weed

he has more problems that being /fit/, why would you even go there for a 10yo? as long as he isnt morbidly obese, or starting to be, there as to be something else you can try.
this is more >>>/adv/ material than /fit/ related.
imho i would go the tough love routine, he will hate you but f you are ready to sacrifice that for his well being go for it. forbid him from doing the stuff hurting him, and when he slips up punish him, dont play psychological wars, just slap him or something (for god sake dont beat up the kid). it will suck, for both, neither of you will regret it later in life

oh and forgot to include one major thing: keep him busy! he has to be doing something instead of the crap he is doing now. something productive where afterwards he can look at it and be somewhat proud of it helps. good luck