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So I can laugh at all the fat people

I could bang a million whales like that but I choose to live up to my potential

>>42782782

you do if you want a hot gf or to have sex

>>42782637
You can't get rid of the sugar and keep the same recipe.
The sugar is an important part of it.
It's not even that much.

Oh well, if you're so determined to make a 250 calorie portion even lighter, you can cut the honey and apricots and add a tsp of cayenne pepper to make it spicier

Dietician here. You dont really need honey for this recipie to taste good but if you want use a sugar, use one thats sweeter per/vol. A good example is agave syrup use half tsp instead of 2 tsp honey. Also slow cooking vegetables naturally brings out the sugars. So you really don't need to add any sugar if you dont want to.

>>42782695
A dietician? Fantastic, you see I'm obese and so far I have gone down from 21 stone to 18 stone 4 but have hit a plateau for the past 2 months, this is because of my poor diet which I'm trying to correct with recipes such as this, what do you think of these recipes and is there anything I can cut out of them to reduce calories?

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/omelette-pancakes-tomato-pepper-sauce

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/spanish-meatball-butter-bean-stew (have to cut butter beans due to allergy)

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/spicy-moroccan-eggs

If I ate these would I be getting all I need to be healthy?

If by perfect you mean literally awful in every regard, yes

>>42782593

It's great if you are eating unsweetened natural PB but you are eating Jif like a pleb which has 600000 grams of sugar per serving

it's a decent snack on keto but otherwise it's only usable if you can fit it in to your macros somehow

overly sugary crap needs to be avoided. people are better off eating raw almonds or other nuts

Funny you bring this up...

Currently dating a fat girl, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my PS4 controller.

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>>42782604
Clever b8

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>>42782591

>>42782581
Just squeeze a fat girl into that outfit and you're good for a nut. Don't marry her though.

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>>42782581
>this desirable form.

>>42782581
No offense, but your waifu looks kind of like this teacher I had who had a stroke when he was a kid.

>>42782453
you would think real men want to fuck every woman that isnt hideous
you queer

Puked in my mouth a little op. Save that shit for nsfw boards you monster

>>42782453
can't we all just agree that the only part of a human that should cause even mild sexual arousal in a human male is the bare, visible skeleton?

>>42782449
How old are you?

>>42782459
19 am I fucked?

>>42782449
post progress

>>42782415
Gratz on lifting as much as a healthy 16 year old you malnourished cunt

>>42782415
>9 years for 405 dl

hell, i'm a vegan and i've gone from lmao1pl8 to lmao2pl8 in like 2 months

>>42782415
holy shit he's the next Blaha

Who?

i hope wicked sister gets raped by Irma and drowns in the piss waters of genova

>>42782413
If Jason gets killed then nothing. If the misfits get killed then bye bye ments

That sucks

If only the gym had some sort of objects specifically designed for this sort of thing

>>42782381
Autism

>>42782381
you could of used weights?

They can be more active for sure, but I think heart problems are comparable to morbid obesity

>>42782313
If they became muscular by healthy ways, yes. Pianabanana was pretty much asking for some shitty health problems in the long run.

Not always if they don't do cardio for natural builders their hearts can be weak too because of not doing sufficient cardio and muscle building can put strain on heart with more muscles or shit heart with tomuch fat. If you eat shit (trying to gain weight) or just eat shit in general and pump those cholesterol up it will clog your veins and artery and fuck your shit up. So even if you think your healthy by lifting gotta find that perfect balance.

stop drinknig it

Replace that addiction with heroin

serious answer: taper.

>>42782220
cunt your not /fit/

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>>42782220
M8 you look shittier than me and im not even /fit/.
Delet
With those hips you might as well be a buffalo, and thats coming from someone with broad hips

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>>42782220
You look like the same person. Stop trying to put other people down to put yourself up.

>>42782174

If you ever think it's too late to do something positive with your life regardless of what it is, what is the point of living?

>>42782182
maybe if you read the fucking OP you would understand the context of the question and how it relates to your obvious fucking point

>>42782174
I'm 28.7 and have just got out of a relationship with a 21 year old blonde. Ok i was fat as shit and my insecurities turned her off after a year but I'm working on the source of that which is my data as. Lost 50lb so far. So yeah it will be hard but everyday we are a little closer to becoming the best we can be. Also I got laid by a cute thin blonde with a great personality your body has to be for you, confidence attracts women not a body. Confidence comes with the body. I'm not even that gregarious just confident.

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>eating several pounds of red meat every day to get 5g of creatine

>>42782193
Ok, MAYBE creatine could be worth it, but in my experience it hasn't really help me that much

>>42782231
So r you going to jugde the efficiency of creatine because 'muh experience'