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>>94754566
Well, he did want to rape that girl, or at least marry her against her will, and murder the Sultan and overthrow his kingdom, and be all powerful.

Granted you could probably come up with justifications for all of these, but once you're in that territory, you're kind of on shaky ground.

>>94754590
Nothing wrong with rape, that's the only thing women are good for.

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>>94754566
He's the only guy who seems to know what's going on in the city at any given moment. Until the genie thing came into the movie his only character flaw was that he wanted to fuck Jasmine. The King was a fat oaf who was obsessed with making little models and was portrayed consistently as an idiot.

His enemy was a thief who is universally despised by a town of people who are, by all appearances, just as poor and desperate. Stealing from the poor is a shit thing to do, and proves Aladdin isn't just poor but also lazy.

Through sheer luck this asshole thief comes into ownership of PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER and proceeds to waste his first two wishes on riches and fame, par for the course for an asshole thief. He woos the King's daughter, whose naive upbringing prevented her from spotting a shallow, lying Chad when she saw one.

Aladdin's story and Jafar's story only cross when Jafar retrieves the lamp and becomes ruler. He imprisons the King, who, if we take the aforementioned universal poverty into account, was partially or directly responsible for the situation in Agrabah. Jafar's punishment of the King made sense, as did his desire to secure a royal line.

But our asshole Chad saves the day and dooms Agrabah to decades of selfish twat rulers concerned with wealth and fame. Disney!

Yes, but it wasn't very good. The visual spectacle was a nice distraction in 2009 when everything was going to shit, but the story and characters were tepid at best.

More importantly, it feels like fuckin' every movie with a budget over $50M is 90% animated these days. What happened to miniatures? What happened to matte videography?

>>94754539
>You will live to see the day a 100% cgi film is made and people unironically treat it like a live action film, for filling the prophecy where animation is no longer for kids in the american market.
Seriously, if that happens, would /co/ have to allow threads about these things?

>>94754539
The CGI is too good for it to count as /co/.

Do you want my worthless opinion or a bunch of regurgitated contrarianism?

Because I don't think the film did anything wrong.

Happy holding on to the wedding rings since 2008 made me laugh though.

>>94754369
They made it a comedy but didnt give any of the jokes to spidey
also without uncle Ben there wasnt enough of a guilt complex

>>94754405
>Because I don't think the film did anything wrong.
>did anything wrong
>the film was literally perfect

What's the opposite of a contrarian? A Disney cocksucking shill? At least contrarians aren't bound by a paycheck.

>>94754220
For "Gotham"

>>94754220
how can i make this happen to me

>>94754542
Step one, be a handsome and charismatic man with the physical build, skills, and stamina of an olympic level athelete

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too bad she's not Leni.

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This belongs in trash
>Your waifu is literally number 1 at being garbage

Why is Loud House so perfect?
I can't put my finger on it but something about it is so comfy i just have to smile watching it.

hmmmmmmmmm

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>>94754118
Did you learn your lesson?

Kill yourself

fucking guys like Frank Miller creating characters like Elektra and then all of a sudden every lady's costume is a swimsuit, and of course it caught on big because comic book guys at the time were big-time masturbators

>>94753914
Superheroines are for 12-year-old boys to get wood in thei pants.

She got with T'challa

Dr Manhattan couldn't even defeat Ozymandias.

>>94753647
Realistically, no, almost nothing can,

Manhattan could separate Supes molecules as easily as anyone else's, and can put himself back together infinitely; Supes has nothing that can touch that. Supes or more likely Batman might be able to outsmart Manhattan the way Ozymandias did, but beating him in a straight fight if he had nothing holding him back is impossible for any Justice League member

That all said, Manhattan is a slave to the timeline: if the timeline demands he loses, he will, just like how he left Earth when it demanded him to in Watchmen.

if Dr. Manhattan would actually be convinced to fight, no.
All anyone has to do to beat doctor Manhattan is to trigger him into a depressive episode so he fucks off to another barren landscape.

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>In Batman/Shadow, Batman faced a truth he was afraid to comprehend. In Shadow/Batman, the Shadow is finally faced with a moment he’s avoided his entire life: the moment the Shadow does not know.

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>>94753477

Heathcliff hurts my brain. Is the joke that most newspaper comics have all sorts of messages while no matter how deeply you dissect Heathcliff there is no message? Also, he doesn't seem as sassy as he was in the cartoon from when I was a kid.

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>>94753744

Me.

>>94753265
Martian manhunter with a white lantern ring.

>>94753265
Not plastic man, all his most impressive feats are defensive.

>>94752988
Sugar need to be tortured before the death.

Ella is too pure for their world.

I think Daredevil series 1 its just lucky circumstances. Becoz everything else is kinda awful

>>94752829
They also had Drew Goddard as the showrunner, who left after S1 and things went to shit.

Truth be told, I enjoyed Luke Cage for being a bit more tongue in cheek and having all that soul music, but it wasn't on par.
Jessica Jones started out strong but became really tedious the longer it went along.
Haven't even watched Iron Fist.

>>94752901

Steven S DeKnight was the showrunner for the production of season 1 actually, and he left before season 2. They should just bring him back IMO.

>>94752640
why is the art style so shit?

>>94752640
I am more bothered by the square heads, everybody else looks fine

>>94752652
They look like funko pops

>>94752465
hopefully after death our merciful god will allow such a situation to happen to us

>>94752465
I'm not attractive enough to get fucked by anything that looks like her.

>>94752742
I don't think she cares about looks anon, she cares if you're crazy and strong enough to hang out with her