>A horny Harley will never tie you to a bed and fuck you stupid

>>94752465
hopefully after death our merciful god will allow such a situation to happen to us

>>94752465
I'm not attractive enough to get fucked by anything that looks like her.

>>94752742
I don't think she cares about looks anon, she cares if you're crazy and strong enough to hang out with her

>>94752751
So pretty much no.

>>94752465
Her status as a sex symbol been ruined with a single fart

>>94752465

Context? Isn't it rare for Harley to show her face like this?

>>94752807
>implying

>>94752815
watch the movie
>>94752789
go to /fit/, take their advice and lift for a year while also learning to not give a fuck and to just relax and have fun, congratulations you can now fuck harley quinn

>>94752856
One minor detail.
She's not real.

>>94752970
But millions of girls love to dress up as her for some reason. I don't get why Harley Quinn is females antihero? She is like 2010's Venom.

>>94752970
>>94752985
there are many girls that are literally just like harley quinn, because many girls are fucking insane

>>94752985
She has killed people with the Joker. How can anyone think she's an antihero?

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>>94752970
Go to New Jersey and specifically find a blue eyed blonde hair girl with a squeaky voice that's mentally unstable, there's your Harley Quinn faggot.

>>94753014
Don't get upset.

>>94753010
Venom?
Punisher?
Wolverine?

How does killing make you not able to be an anti-hero?

>>94753014
Queens accent better than Jersey

>>94753010
Frnak Kills people, Jason kills people, talia and Catwoman kill people.

>>94753032
She's killed innocent people. Which separates people like Punisher from her.

>>94753032
Is Harley Quinn's accent New Jersey or Queens?

>>94753048
I'd say Queens or Brooklyn. Tara more Queens.

>>94752465
Her new voice ruined it.

>>94753066
I'm moving to Queens then, the accent is insanely cute, do most girls sound like her in Queens?

>>94753048
Jew.

>>94753119
Ya, Queens+Long Island.

>>94753131
jew's like a hyper strong version of a brooklyn accent

>>94753140
Thanks anon, time for me to go on an adventure in Queens

>>94752465
she actually rapes him?

>>94752807
is this unedited?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8-8XDw5RfU

also, for posterity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1JGnOYNzMU

>>94753189
nightwing wants it
>>94753203
unedited

>>94753189
No. He goes "The things I do for justice. *sigh* " and fucks her.

>>94753143
jew women are hyper sexual so that fits

>>94753203
fucking kek.

>>94753246
yeah but then you have to fuck a jew

>>94753266
I WANT TO FUCK A JEW

>>94753266
Is a jew vagina any different from other vaginas?

>>94753282
It's Kosher.

>>94753282
spits money out if you make her orgasm

>>94753282
the feminine penis is circumscribed

>>94753357
boi

>>94753203
>BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

>>94753010
>killing people disqualifies you as an antihero
You do know what antihero means, right?

>>94753424
>>94753047

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>you will never be tied up a sweat-stinky Harely after 10 minutes of fighting
>She will never fuck your brains out after being sex starved for months
Fuck this, Imma eat a shotgun and make wall-lasagna .

>>94753437
J U S T G O T O Q U E E N S

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>>94753517
You got "J U S T G O T O Q U E E N S" money nigga?

>>94753532
do what the joker would do you fucking pussy, rob a few banks and then head off to queens for your own, personal harley quinn

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>>94753014
>mfw i like harley so much i've spent 4 years on a relationship with a psycho that looks like her, planning to move to New New Jersey in hopes she catches the accent.
>mfw she once almost ran me over.
>mfw she burns me with cigarrettes while fucking.
Sex is pretty good.

>>94753588
Nigga, you're crazy, mah black ass can't be caught doing any of that insane shit.

>>94753621
holy shit just what i want, where did you find her?

>>94752856
What movie is it even?

>>94753637
THEN YOU AIN'T GETTING HARLEY NIGGA

>>94752856
>go to /fit/
lmao that place is for insecure monkeys and closet fags. You don't need an entire board to know how to lose weight.
Eat less, move more. Wow so hard I gotta go consult with the experts here.

>>94753642
Nurse school curiously.

>>94753670
/fit/'s great for starting out, past that it's meant for retards

>>94753677
truly the god's have shined upon you
i live in australia so most girls are fucking disgusting here, where should i look in america if i want to find a batshit insane girl that looks like harley?

>>94753066
>Tara
don't you mention that harlot here

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>>94753757
>harlot
>harlo
>harl
>har
>ha
>h
>ha
>har
>harl
>harle
>harley
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>94753532
Best post

This best conversations are when the group is drunk and talk about doing insane shit, and one guy gets hung up on the smallest of details.
>Nigga I'll findout whats on Mars
>I just need a rocketship, a week of training and some porn for the trip
>Motherfucker how you gonna get to Houston tho
>Well shit

>>94753782
>implying going to queens for a harley quinn gf is insane
shut the fuck up, mark
but yeah conversations like these with other anons is why i love this place

>>94753203
What the actual fuck is this movie.

>>94753010
>She has killed people with the Joker. How can anyone think she's an antihero?

Because they read comics. She hasn't been a killer and Joker's partner for literally years.

This aspects of her character matter as much to her now as neck snapping Batman does to his.

>>94753856
>She hasn't been a killer and Joker's partner for literally years.
That doesn't un-kill those innocent people she helped kill.

>>94753727
Same boat as this anon

>>94753677
Time to go to nurse school

>>94753140
long island as in the drink?

>>94753856
She literally killed like a few thousand kids with the explosive game update thing

>>94753203
I refuse to believe this is real

>>94754316
Bruce Timm is one hell of a mind

>>94754316
watch the movie

>>94754296
>She literally killed like a few thousand kids with the explosive game update thing

Literally nothing has acknowledged that one shot, ever. Rightfully so.

>>94754400
>literally nothing has acknowledged that one shot
try this again, in english please

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Can you spot what's wrong with this butt?

>>94754452
In another thread someone pointed out that she has two ass cracks

>>94754452
jesus christ i never noticed till you pointed it out. how would you even fix that?

>>94754435
In 2013, DC had a minor event called "Villains Month" where various characters got one-shot issues about them. Harley Quinn was one of those characters, hers was a .1 issue of Detective Comics if I remember right.

In her story, she distributed hundreds/thousands of handheld video game devices to kids in the city. They were bombs, and at the end of the issue she detonated them, killing hundreds/thousands of kids. For no real reason other than 'just because'

This one-shot is effectively non-canon because it was not written by the writers of her solo comic, and they completely ignored it's events. Her solo, nor any other comic, has ever acknowledged that the events that happened in her Villains Week issue ever happened. It's a shitty out-of-character story sent to oblivion, where it belongs.

It's like going into a discussion about Wolverine and pointing out that he was the mastermind who created Weapon X, and wiped his own mind to make himself forget that he did it.

>>94754502
is the harley going to hell then coming back to earth because the demons hated her so much canon? it's the only 'death' of harley i think exists

>>94753203
What has Bruce done to reach those levels of tolerance?

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>>94752465
Personally I can't stand this level of fanservice in things. I'm not against the portrayal of fanservice or sex at all, so long as it is in service to the larger narrative, but this just felt like Bruce Timm was sharing with us what he likes to fap to. Dedicating an entire scene to Timm's wank fantasies felt really cringy and immersion breaking to me.

I just don't understand why DC has zero quality control with it's animated division, the direct to video movies have been complete trash since Flashpoint

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>>94754502
>Thinking cannon means jack shit in comics
I love people like you who stick their fingers in their ears, close their eyes and screech "NOT CANON NOT CANON" whenever something they don't like comes up.

>>94754534
>When you realize Dini and Timm were just two creepy nerds who sat in a room and discussed fetishes.

>>94754545
it's free for all my boy

I.... I am Harley....

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>>94754502
>This one-shot is effectively non-canon because it was not written by the writers of her solo comic
That's like saying everything that came after Dini isn't canon because it wasn't written by her creators, or that One More Day isn't canon because no one wants to reference it.
It's canon as fuck, stop being a little crybaby about it because "MUH WHORELEY KIN"

>>94754564
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>94753203
SUPERBAD

>>94753203
So this is the power of meme magic
Kinda late, but can't believe it happened

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>>94753203
Has Timm done anything else involving farts before? Just wondering if this is a fetish thing or just childish humor

>>94754568
my favorite part about that page is that the issue came out in 9/11

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>>94754400
>Nothing is canon unless it gets acknowledged by something else

>>94754643
childish humor, thankfully

>>94752751
>I don't think she cares about looks anon,
You'd be wrong. Everyone cares about looks.

>>94754793
nigga she fucks the joker, sure she'd care if you're butt fuck ugly but if you're average i'm sure you'd fair fine

>>94754823
Girls think the Joker is fuckable, dude

>>94754833
i never understood why, he's a skinny, pale, ugly man

>>94754823
She fucks the Joker almost exclusively because he's a charismatic and highly manipulative sociopath who spent months warping her mind to indoctrinate her to his cause.

Outside of that one instance of brainwashing, she's shown to have the standards any really hot girl would have in so far as only having an interest in similarly hot guys. She treats average and ugly guys as an afterthought or, at best, as platonic friends.

>>94754850
brb getting a chiseled physique

>>94754848
Women are attracted to the predatory power and unwavering charisma of the sociopath. It's a throwback to simpler times in which a sociopath who slaughters all who stand in his way and treats people as disposable tools would be considered perfect breeding material to create strong children and be protected from the more direct physical dangers of a more primitive world.

>>94754876
wouldn't his ugliness off set any other qualities he has?

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>>94752465

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>>94752751
>I don't think she cares about looks anon, she cares if you're crazy and strong enough to hang out with her

I...I'm actually kind of worried that I MIGHT be crazy enough to hang out with her.

>>94754958
if you can't backflip on concrete or can't throw a man 4 feet don't even consider it

>>94754898
The Joker has a relatively proportionate face, angular features, etc. His distinct look isn't particularly attractive in a traditional sense of the term, but he has the facial structure of an attractive person in most depictions and that's typically what women are drawn to. Plus he has all the other qualities women find attractive: money, power, confidence/charisma and a sense of humour.

>>94754985
>sense of humor
>finds boiling a man alive in a vat of acid fucking hilarious
besides that, i thought the joker was suppose to look like an elongated creep?

>>94754452
nah, its just a very tight panty

>>94754898
There are people here that find Family Guy girls attractive, anon.

>>94754984
>if you can't backflip on concrete or can't throw a man 4 feet don't even consider it

I can do the second one.
I'm too big for the first.

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>>94755034
This is probably the closer we get to his actual look

>>94755060
>he bought into the bro split meme
SHOULD OF DONE GYMNASTICS HOMO, GUESS I'LL HAVE HARLEY QUINN PUSSY ALL TO MYSELF

>>94755083
see how the fuck would anyone find that attractive

>>94754452
>Implying Harley isn't good enough to have 2 sets of buttocks.

>>94755106
you'd be surprised

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>>94755093
>bro split meme

The what?
Nigga speak English.

>>94755160
/fit/ meme, the point is you should cut for a few months then get into gymnastics

>>94755159
i'll rephrase that, how the fuck would anyone hot find that attractive

>>94755160
BRO SPLIT

>>94755181
There's always doggy style.

>>94755545
yeah but dude, she's infatuated with him

>>94755564
As others told (You) already, he's not that ugly, and plenty of hot women have banged uglier.

>>94755586
the fucking clown literally wears his face as a mask

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>>94753588
>do what the joker would do you fucking pussy, rob a few banks and then head off to queens for your own, personal harley quinn

this is the best advice I've seen on /co/

>>94755622
And she notably wasn't in love with him when he was going through that whole phase.

>>94755622
No, you see, that wasn't referenced by the writer in the last issue so it's no longer canon.

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>>94754148

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>>94755651

>>94755646
just trying to help a fellow harleyfag out

>>94755684
why the fuck did they call it long driver

>>94755991
You mean Long Island you silly cunt

>>94752718
If God had any sense of mercy or moral righteousness we wouldn't exist to begin with.

>>94754650
Well yeah that's how it works. You new to comics or something?

>>94754568
>>94754552
>it's canon as fuck
Says who?

>>94754552
>>94754568
How can a story be canon if canon doesn't recognize it?

This is the most unrealistic part of the movie for me; First off that Harley would ever intentionally have a dry spot like that and that Harley claims she has standards, yet she fucks Nightwing, her mortal enemy, after a fucking fist fight.

>>94756183
Nightwing is a 10/10 muscular acrobat Chad. No woman has standards that high.

>>94756198
>implying chad exists

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>>94756136
There's no such thing as canon in comics you autist. The story was made, it exists. Harley Quinn isn't a real person with a real life in which things can definitively be said to have or not have happened. Did a story once get written in which her character at one point killed a whole bunch of kids with exploding video games? Yes. Does your desperate bleating of "not canon" change that fact? No.

>>94756198
>manlet
>chad

>>94754650
>>94754568
>>94754552

retarded shit written for pure edgy shock value should be considered non-canon by default

>>94752465

Nah, I find it a blessing to never find myself in such a situation with Joker's sloppy seconds. Especially after seeing what happened to Deadshot in Arkham Assault.

>>94756183
>psycho lady says she has standards
>mad psycho lady bangs people she feels like banging

>>94752465
You think Harley would be tough enough to counter all those STDs Nightwhore has?

>>94756398
Dick is pure though

>>94756307
>There's no such thing as canon in comics
Except yeah there is.
>The story was made, it exists.
But it's not canon so maybe stop bleating that it is.
>Did a story once get written in which her character at one point killed a whole bunch of kids with exploding video games?
And it no longer matters so maybe stop bringing up in every thread.

>>94756443
>Have had 2 pregnancy scares with 2 different people

Pure idiot

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>>94756313
Imagine being so upset about how a funny pages book treats a fictional woman you want to fuck, that you mentally compartmentalise that story away from everything else about her that you like.

Pure unadulterated autism, friend.

>>94756307
>>94756559
Samefag.

>>94756443
Purely a whore

>>94756559
bruh
if you don't care about this shit, maybe you don't belong here

>>94756559
Imagine not being able to grasp what "canon" means.

>>94756570
>If I say samefag, I don't have to respond to his points because I know he's right

They're two separate posts responding to two separate posts you autist. It's not like I'm trying to pretend that more people agree with me in response to one. Christ.

>>94756629
Imagine deciding a book doesn't count just because it made you mad

Until DC puts out something stating unequivocally that it's not canon, it is indeed, canon

>>94756604
Flippancy doesn't mean not caring, but if you mean me not caring enough about a character to mentally decide that one story doesn't really count, then I guess I don't really give a shit, no.

>>94754521
Batman trained his senses to be able to withstand almost any assault.

>>94753309
actual jew reporting here. funny, but i've done it and no additional income is reported.

>>94756694
>implying you made them orgasm
where can i find a crazy jew girlfriend

Superslut Harley by DevilHS is the only canon I need

>>94753974

It does when the writer of the current book ignores the shit they didn't write.

>>94753282
It's shaped like a corkscrew, and has multiple dead ends.

>>94753203
>smells like discipline

Have we ever seen someone destroying batman character like this?

>>94756708
definitely in parts of queens. but you'll be sorry to hear they don't talk like harley anymore—i don't think young people have since the 1990s or so.
women who naturally talk like her are 40 minimum.

my crazy jew gf got crazier and crazier, convincing herself that everyone in our actually liberal jewish community were secretly rightwing zionists.
we hated that shit (rw zionists are our own lunatic fringe) but she didn't believe me.

i stuck around for a few years but had to break up. sex was good but dating a nutbar actually sucks.

inb4 "you're all rw zionists" no, they're our assholes. unhappy merchant out.

>>94754568
If no future story references it, it's not Canon bub.

Or at least it might as well be treated as such.

>>94756824
where can i find girls that look and sound like harley then?

>>94756772
That is a duck. jewess vagina's have a hook so as to keep goy semen trapped.

>>94755684
Fuck this place. It's literal dirt.
>t. lived here for 25 years

>>94756660
>I don't even care
>that's why I'm arguing against common sense

>>94756660
Isn't the fact that every other writer and editor has ignored the storyline of Harley killing thousand of kids an unequivocal statement? It's been 4 years and not a peep so I think it's safe to say that one-shot was non-canon.

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>>94757122
>Common sense is pretending a story doesn't count because it triggers you.

Okay.

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Make no mistake, this is the real reason Tumblr is losing its shit over this.

They didn't make the homo canon.

>>94757207
It seems to me that you're the triggered one.

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>>94757222
Wrong homo

>>94756398
Ivy made it so Harley can't catch anything

>>94757233
I'm not the one screeching "not canon" because a story included elements I didn't like about a fictional character that I want to fuck, friend.

>>94757287
No, you're just the guy who insist that a non-canon story is canon.

>>94752465
What is with Dick and getting raped?

>>94757287
But anon isn't it true that you're only saying this one-shot is canon so YOU can take a moral stance against a fictional character?

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>>94754488
How's this?

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>ITT: People who can't tell the difference between where the tail bone ends and the ass crack begins

>>94757063
parts of jersey, as far as i can tell.
but they won't be jews anymore, they'll be unhealthy fat wasps, and their men are fragile wannabe tough guys.

>>94757465
so if i want to find a girl that looks like harley and sound like harley, go to new jersey?

>>94757352
No, not really. I just think that your stance that it isn't canon is pathetic.

>>94757549
Really? Because there's a better argument that it's not canon-
>a one-shot from four years ago that no other writer has referenced since.
>no mention of Harley killing thousands of kids in any other book
>zero evidence of it actually happening

>>94757421
Neither could the artists clearly

>>94757680
>zero evidence of it actually happening
It's a made up story for fucks sake.

But my point is, that you've decided it doesn't count because you don't like it. You can justify it by saying that because it hasn't been referenced since that it doesn't count, but ultimately you've decided it doesn't because you didn't like it.

>>94757549
>no, not really
>>94754296
Literally the only reason you're bringing this one shot up is because you want to a moral high stance against a fictional character, it's the reason why anyone brings it up.

>>94757099
It was a Jewish duck.

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>>94757751
File name related.

>>94757711
>It's a made up story for fucks sake.
Yes but we're talking about the continuity of said made up story. If this story hasn't matter in the four years it has been publushed then why we should even pretend that Harley blew up thousands of kids?

>>94757826
So Wales huh?

>>94752807
Not according to a lot of the dudes around here.

>>94757847
Nah not any more, I graduated this year

>>94757711
>you've decided it doesn't count because you don't like it.
I'm not the one who decide that, DC is. DC is the one who decided that Harley being a mass killer of kids was not the direction they wanted to go with the character.

>>94757832
Because the story was written within the confines of the canon of the new 52. It wasn't written as an elseworlds tale, or one set on an alternate earth, it was set in the main earth of the new 52.

>>94757890
Show me where they've said that. Them not referencing it so far doesn't count.

>>94753189
If you reversed the gender, it would absolutely be rape according to the court of public opinion. Something something Stockholm syndrome, emotionally unstable due to the situation, forced consent, yada yada... so, nope, fuck you, it's rape. And he had been literally drugged just before it, so he wasn't in the right mental state.

>>94757900
But it's not set in the main earth because nobody mentioned Harley quinn blowing up kids with video games. Find me a panel of any other book that mentions this terrorist attack then I concede that it was canon.

>>94757908
>Them not referencing it so far doesn't count.
Moving goalposts I see.

Not referencing it is the typical sign of wanting to sweep an act or event under the rug. Lots of things in comics history have become ignored and pretended to never exist. They don't have to be outright retconned, but it tends to happen eventually.

>>94757879
Once a sheepfucker always a sheepfucker.

>>94756313

The tone of this movie doesn't fit the rest of the DCAU at all.

The story was half-baked. I liked the premise, but the execution left a lot to be desired.

Movie felt like it wanted to be R rated, which probably would have worked better. Shit was totes cringey, senpai. Totes cringey.

>>94757922
It says the new 52 on the cover. I think you'd have to be pretty delusional about this whole situation to think that DC didn't release those stories with them being set in the main new 52 earth in mind. Again, they aren't Elseworlds tales.

>>94752996
>women are insane.
sounds like someone is bitter he's a virgin.

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>>94757967
I'm English mate

>>94757915
>If you reversed the gender, it would absolutely be rape according to the court of public opinion.
Obviously. But you seem to be ignoring the obvious fact that double standards do exist between sexes. It's funny when a woman hits a man, but not when a man hits a woman. That's just a fact of life based on the inherent differences between males and females.

>And he had been literally drugged just before it, so he wasn't in the right mental state.
He seemed pretty lucid and coherent to me.

>>94757954
It's not moving the goalposts if I've never recognised that as a goalpost you spastic. If I'd of said "they have to reference it" then sure, goalposts moved, but that was your insistence, not mine.

>>94757954
Things that I wish were still considered canon
>Digger Harkness fucking bart's mom
>Killer moth having a sexy deep voice
>Hal and power girl's starbaby
>literally anything trivial about beast boy like his psychic powers, fame, being an african prince, etc, etc.

>>94758024
The point here is that DC is pretending that the bomb thing never happened, and you know I'm right. You had to include the qualifier that a lack of reference to that event doesn't count, because you have doubts yourself.

>>94758005
Once a cousinfucker always a cousinfucker.

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>>94757984
Rebirth retconned quite a bit of New 52. Harley being a kid killer is one of them. In this spread she explicitly speaks out against kid killing.

>>94758005
That's worse.

>>94758080
Touche

>>94758069
I included the qualifier because it had been mentioned previously in the thread, not apropos of nothing

>>94756043
What if God exists but he's just as fucked up as we are?

>>94758086
Well there you go, then. Definitive retconning proof. Saving this for future threads thanks, anon.

>>94753203
Brapman

>>94752465
No, thanks. She's disgusting to me.

>>94758086
What the fuck is this garbage

>>94758067
Beast Boy is still a Hollywood celebrity.

>>94757985
what? it's a well known fact that many females are quite crazy

>>94753014
you faggots need to stay away from my wife, goddamnit

>>94758425
Fuck off fag boy, she's my wife

>>94758086
because she was semi-friends with this particular kid and somebody else murdered her.

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>>94752465
Anons, where do I find a gf that looks, sounds and acts exactly like Harley Quinn?

>ITT:Bunch of Poison Ivy looking for their Harley

Lmao

Dick let it happen. Being tied up like that would not have restrained someone like him.

>>94758705
Isn't Nightwing not strong though? I thought the point of him was that while he's very agile, he can get his shit kicked in very quickly and easily

>>94753046
They kill bad people though, that's what makes them antiheroes. Harley has helped kill innocents before

>>94753203
Para ese momento Harley ya tiene el culo todo manchado de caca y se permeó en el traje.

>>94759273
and a ching chong ling dong to you too

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>>94753203

>>94759595
D O N ' T

>>94758678
THAT A PROBLEM, BUSTER?

>>94753203
Batman is a meme in this movie.

>>94760847
Isn't everyone?

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>>94754848
joker is a handsome hunka hunka

>>94761891
he looks fucking horrifying

>>94753282
Not to straight men.

Why do you think /pol/ only faps to traps?

>>94757519
yes, but you'll have to look hard to find someone who's actually as healthy(-looking) as harley...

>>94762409
How hard?

>>94762542
Moderately hard.

If you don't mind hanging around with crowds of spoiled, constantly angry wannabe Tony Sopranos, you can do it.

>>94762942
Shit dude I better start hitting the gym and saving money up for a trip to Queens then
Where would I find chicks that not only sound and look like her, but also act like her though?

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>>94763092
>>94763112
>>94763139