The things I do for Gotham

>>94754220
For "Gotham"

>>94754220
how can i make this happen to me

>>94754542
Step one, be a handsome and charismatic man with the physical build, skills, and stamina of an olympic level athelete

>>94754556
harley quinn literally doesn't care about looks you vagina licker

This movie is the "Adult Party Cartoon" of BTAS...

>>94754576
There has never been a single person ever who hasn't cared about looks to some extent. Even blind people can "feel" ugliness if they touch your face.

>>94754731
i'm not saying she doesn't care about looks, but considering she's fucked and in love with the joker i'd say she's more interested in personality

>>94754556
CHECK, STEP TWO?

>>94754750
The Joker basically mindraped her into falling in love with him and that was a highly exceptional case. In all other instances of fucking around, she's almost exclusively pursued men based on their looks.

Therefore, she wouldn't want anything to do with the average /co/ poster and, like most woman, would immediately write them off were she to encounter them in real life.

>>94754816
assuming a person doesn't look like a fat retard, has an athletic build and is a 7/10, would harley give them her jack in a box?

If Harley had been tied to a bed and raped by Dick would it still be considered okay?

>>94754839
I think the scene meant to imply that Dick Grayson has a huge D

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>>94754872
>tfw 7 inches

>>94754839
Again, probably not. Most men don't interest her unless they have a dangerous psychological edge to them. Consider her previous sexual partners across her portrayals in the media:

The Joker, Deadshot, Poison Ivy, Nightwing, sometimes Batman -- all men who have this danger to their lives, a distinctive psychological quirk which she can fixate on. At the core of her character, Harley is a psychologist and a thrill seeker. She lives in the now and gets her jollies from gratifying herself through others.

If you were just some muscular douchebag who thought you could rock her world, she'd probably just kill you.

>>94755039
time to become fucking insane i guess

>>94755039
I need to find an edge besides sitting on my ass all day talking to you bros, but homos. Can you recommend something?

>>94754888
A FULL 7?

>>94754871
what the fuck is the point of even asking this question?

>>94755039
STUNT DRIVE TIME

>>94754871
Obviously not

>>94754220
Good movie, Timm

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Today I learned Bruce Timm is a BRAAAAAAP poster.

https://youtu.be/J8-8XDw5RfU

>>94757168
Great movie, Bruce

>>94757547
epic

>>94754576
>Holes
>Not being superficial whores who only care about looks

Just stop this meme.

>>94757193
Can I get the original source of the brap meme? People say it's from some kind of youtuber but all the sources point towards a /v/ copypasta.

>>94758303
it was just a feminist psyop to stop men from objectifying women
every time a girls ass got posted they would brap post to make people begin associating nice butts with gross farts

>>94758288
>millions of very ugly, poor men are with cute girls and yet you still say this
back to your containment board

>>94758414
i always thought it was a meme created by some fart fetishist on this site.

>>94758693
everyone got duped and then started posting it because they thought it was funny/to ruin fap threads

>>94758288
Virgin detected

>>94758917
it was funny and fun

>>94755039
Nightwing's just a dude though?

>>94759927
Nightwing's a vigilante trust fund baby with daddy issues and commitment issues
His issues may be less apparent than someone like Batman but he's not normal

>>94759976
How long would it take to reach his gymnastic level?

>>94759995
A long time I guess, he's been doing that shit all his life because he grew up in a circus

>>94760089
Oh so like 4 years, easy baby see you on the calisthenics general on /fit/

>>94759976
>daddy issues
what?

This movie once again proves that Harley is the best character in the DCU by a country mile.

And it was really nice to see Poison Ivy in her classic design again.

>>94760860
i'm glad someone else has such a patricians taste

>>94754220
Seems like gordon's been talking to the wrong people

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>>94760860