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What are you guys cooking up this Memorial Day weekend?

You... you are having a cookout, right? With lots of food, and friends?

Pic related. Made three racks of ribs, two pans of corn bread, ten ears of corn, bought a bunch of baked beans, potato salad, pasta salad (not pictured,) and a bunch of brews. It was fun :)

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What are the most effay things to drink?

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What the fuck is this shit? Do you Americans really eat this bullshit? Honestly when you show me an Advocado, to me, it embodies the ultimate downfall of Western civilization. The Starbucks communist millennial nu-male redditor male feminist who can't SPEND one day without his fucking Advocado. There's something about this fucking meme fruit that infuriates me to no end, and it's probably what it represents. If you eat this garbage then I sincerely hope you fucking die a horrible painful death, then again you would probably enjoy it, since it's hip nowadays to be submissive and take it by the ass, suffering is your second nature now. You deserve it for being a white straight male don't you? You feel like you should be a little "gayer" huh? It makes you guilty right? Well fuck you. Fuck you and your FUCKING Advocado. I don't want to ever associate with you even if we share genders or skin color, I want you banished from existence, you are a living, breathing cancer.

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>American couple comes in
>orders a well done grilled cheese, a hot dog with no bun and some onion rings

Every fucking time. It's insulting.

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What does /ck/ think of Chinese 'go 'za?

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I find myself basically having 3 go-to shrimp dishes and would like to expand me repertoire.
Currently they are
>pasta and shrimp with lemon butter sauce
>pasta with shrimp and homemade white sauce
>shrimp with asian stir-fry (usually soy sauce, ginger, sesame oil, and sometimes honey) and rice

What are you best shrimp dishes?

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what's the best food to eat while watching golf on tv? comfy food for comfy sports or should it be something exciting?

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> 1 pound ground beef
> 1 pound broccoli
> 1 container mac&cheese
> (optional) chicken tendies for flavor
> make casserole with said ingredients (add butter)
> eat entire casserole
> wait 6 hours
> feelings of poo-poo
> turn on shower, very hot
> get naked
> get a bucket
> insert bucket at the drain
> add a strainer/colander/sieve to the top of bucket
> make shower steamy and super warm
> enter shower
> go poo-poo into bucket
> take foot
> stomp the poo-poo thru the holes of the strainer

My family won't let me cook dinner anymore

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my potato salad tastes so fucking good I thought I'd share the recipe. Anyone who's got some good recipes share 'em here.

Get a bag of those dutch gold potatoes, there's like ~15 small potatoes in the bag

get a decent sized mixing bowl and dump 1/3 cup olive oil and 1/3 cup white vinegar in it. Mince 2 cloves of garlic and some fresh parsley and throw it in.

Boil the potatoes, once the water gets boiling set a timer for 15 minutes.

While the potatoes are boiling chop up half an onion, half a dozen radishes, 2 hardboiled eggs, some sweet peppers and slice a couple handfuls of grape tomatoes in half.

drain and chop the potatoes
throw them in the bowl, then mix in the vegetables, now just stir and mash the shit out of it (less or more depending on how you like the consistency) put it in the fridge till it's cold and enjoy some god-like potato salad.

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Is salad a meme?

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heading over to the friendly neighborhood Chili's for a simple meal of bottomless soup and salad

What's your favorite thing to order at your local chain, /ck/?

>pics posted as soon as possible

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Whats your favourite snack food. it can really be anything.

pic unrelated

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Bout to head down to McDonalds in a bit.

What should I order /ck/?

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We all know these are the cop cheese snacks....anybody who prefers all those powdery corn snacks is shit, these are the best

But which is king?

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Why are all the best chefs in the world men? Is the cooking scene sexist?