am i the only one that licks all the flavoring off and then

>>9227991
>(((CRISPIER)))
What did (((they))) mean by this?

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>>9227991
>tfw only salt & vinegar crisps I can get over here is pringles and they cost two times as much as lay's

>>9227991
I had a mate who used to lick the flavour off and that's it.
She'd stack them up on the side after licking them.
She had some weird mental shit where she just wouldn't eat anything ever but she'd hoover up ketamine like it was a gormet meal... and her idea of eating was licking the flavour off shit.

I'd put the chip in my mouth then suck it till its nice and wet then munch it with my teeth slowly then swallow.

>>9228009
I had a female friend who wouldn't eat in front of anyone, except immediate family.
She said it was as private to here as shitting.

With I had some ket tho.

>>9228006
serves you right for eating nasty ass salt and vinegar chips

>>9228021
>nasty ass salt and vinegar
LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEFAMING ONE OF THE GREATEST, IF NOT THE GREATEST, FLAVOR COMBINATIONS KNOWN TO HUMAN KIND. MILLIONS OF MAN HOURS HAVE BEEN SPENT IN VAIN TRYING TO COMBINE TWO OR MORE TASTES THAT COME CLOSE TO SALT AND VINEGAR AND ALL HAVE FAILED.

THIS IS A WARNING, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BACK I'LL BE FORCED TO GET REALLY ROUGH WITH YOU AND THAT'S NOT WHO I AM ANYMORE. I TURNED AWAY FROM THAT LIFE WHEN I LEFT THE KITCHEN AND WAS FORCED INTO SOLITARY. I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE AGAIN BUT YOUR COMMENT BROUGHT BACK ALL THOSE FEELINGS THAT GOT ME PUT AWAY FOR ALL THAT TIME.

HOLY SHIT, IF MY PAROLE OFFICER KNEW HOW I FELT RIGHT NOW I'D BE BACK BEHIND BARS! I'M TRYING TO DO THE JUST THING BY LETTING YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE IDLE REMARKS ABOUT TASTE COMBINATIONS THAT YOUR CLEARLY PLEBEIAN PALATE IS NOT ATTUNED TO, BECAUSE YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE SOMEDAY THAT ISN'T AS FORGIVING.

Anyway, goodnight and godbless.

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I do it as well buddy, but only in priavte because I don't think most people would understand this elitism.

I'm really glad you made this thread because I thought I was crazy for doing this but now I feel a lot better

>>9227991
Yes

wtf is ranch
like some cowboy wooden flavor ?

>>9228627
All this thread confirmed is that you think in the same way as other autists.

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Don't mind me, I'm just posting best flavor.

>>9229001
I really like the buffalo wing kind. Hard to find around here tho. If you get a chance, try them out.

>>9228849
You may know it better as shart sauce.
That's what they call in Asia anyway.

I just put them flavor side down on my tongue.