THERE IS MOLD IN THE ICE BOX. YOU ARE SERVING DRINKS TO CUSTOMERS

>>9238825
>wut.jpg
Is this some lame show?

>>9238841

>Jon Taffer
>lame

>>9238841
>I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HOTSHOT, YOU'VE GOT KIDS AT HOME COUNTING ON YOU AND YOU CAN'T PAY YOUR FREAKING MORTGAGE BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS BLEEDING MONEY. YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP I'LL PACK UP RIGHT NOW BUDDY!

>THERE ARE DEAD BUGS FLOATING IN THE LIQUOR BOTTLES AND YOU'RE POURING THEM OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMER AND NOBODY IS SAYING ANYTHING WHAT KIND OF A PLACE IS THIS!!!!!!!!

Calm your tits jon it was a tequila worm

so what I'm gathering is it's like a more badass version of kitchen nightmares

LISTEN UP TOUGH GUY YOURE $250,000 IN DEBT AND THIS PLACE IS DRIVING PEOPLE AWAY BY THE BOAT LOAD. IF YOU WANT MY HELP YOU BETTER GET ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW AND ***BEG*** ME TO STAY

if you replaced jon with a tyrannosaurus it would be the exact same show

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>This is Bennh, one of Manhattan's finest mixologists
>jump cut to some fruit slowly falling into a drink
>He's here to teach you guys the art of bar-tending
>Bennh slightly inclines his chin and flips 3 cups into the air, simultaneously mixes a vodka drink and pours a perfect ounce off his shoulder as each glass lands in front of the staff
>"whatsup guys, first we're gonna learn what an icecube is all about"

>>9238997

fucking kek

>>9238825
>Jon "If they don't work faster I'll murder your staffers" Taffer
I watched Bar Rescue a lot in the hospital, it's an alright show.

I live right near a bar they "rescued". They changed it from a shitty seafood beach bar to a korean bbq. A week later they changed it back to the original theme. The show is fake as fuck.

>>9239196
Those resteraunt places only do it for a free renovation to their dining area.

>>9239196

>admits that the show changed the bar
>bar reverts after the show is over
>dude it's fake as fuck

u wot m8

>That one bar that was featured in an episode of Public Disgrace

>YOU'RE A DEADBEAT FAILURE, ADMIT IT! YOUR BAR IS HEMORRHAGING MONEY, YOUR EMPLOYEES DON'T RESPECT YOU, YOU ARE DAYS AWAY FROM SHUTTING DOWN, AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE PISS DRUNK! YOU'RE A FAILURE, YOU BIG LIPPED NIGGER

woah taffer a little far there don't you think?

>>9239428
>Public Disgrace
What is this madness you speak of?

YOUR FOOD IS GREASY AND YOUR DRINKS ARE TOO STRONG! SHUT IT DOWN!

>>9239439
Not as bad as
>THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO COME IN HERE ARE AIDS RIDDLED QUEERS LOOKING TO RIDE THE HORSE IN YOUR HANDICAPPED STALL

>>9239439
that was tame compared to when he later pulled out a full auto m16 and shot the guy up

>>9239504
Remember the episode when he made the owner execute the families of his staff for not cleaning the pipes?

>>9239570
yeah the smile on his face as he demonstrated how to do it with the little girl was kind of fucked up

>>9238903
You know, those aren't supposed to be there. If they are it means the agave cactus the tequila was made from was infested with worms and shouldn't have been used.

>>9239477


It was in this episode of Public Disgrace. The bar manager is in it.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1214833075

Jon Taffer is so disgusted that he makes them throw the couch away but they only pretend to. They bring the couch back in after he leaves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLqIzqhWzHw

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>>9239734

>Jon Taffer is so disgusted that he makes them throw the couch away but they only pretend to. They bring the couch back in after he leaves.

>>9239570
That was tame. Remember the episode where the Taliban kebab mudhut was taken over by Isis? He totally revamped everything and cut them down to 1 rape room instead of 2.

>>9238825
BUTT FUNNEL
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>>9238825
I miss Bar Nightmares j00wz

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>>9239777

>>9239196
No, that means the owners are idiots.

>>9239751
Remember that episode where Taffer gassed 6 million bar owners?

All caps are so accurate. This show never fails to amuse.
I've been to two bars they rescued. One is only a few miles from me and is shaped like a castle. It was a total dumpy punk rock dive bar. They made it into a really nice German themed pub, the food was good and they served great beers, but it's closed down now, sadly.

Another one is out by where my Brother lives, we went, and it's attached to a roller rink, so they made it roller derby themed. The service, design and mixed drinks were on point, but both their bathrooms were messed up somehow. They're still open afaik.

>>9238997
bravo

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>I WANT TO SEE YOU ELBOW DEEP IN MUCK
God dammit Taffer, for the last time, I'm not going to fuck your wife.