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So, let me get this straight. It's horse semen, in a glass, and it costs $25 a shot? You are paying them for the opportunity to drink animal cum. And yet it's illegal if you blow the horse yourself.

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Some nice British cuisine.

>traditional anglo
horse semen is a maori tradition you gay troll

>>7114646

food

Pussy

insults

>>7114617
All I have is cranberry juice and african black soap.

>>7114731
same

l-look guys, I drink c-cool b-beer

>>7114577
>microwaved popcorn
in a pot or bust
microwave fags get out

>>7114580
I have a popcorn machine but sometimes we have microwave stuff in the house

what would happen if I put an ear of corn in my microwave

>>7114570
How do I tell an OP his post is shit? I've tried telling them it's pretty much time to an hero but I'm not getting through to them.

How do I tell my friends that I eat men's asses? I've tried telling them its pretty much the male vagina but I'm not getting through to them.

>>7114606
>>7114578
this is unhelpfel nonsense. Please stay on topic

>>7114565
Nostalgia

Because flavor molecules have more time to coalesce overnight and become stronger.

>>7114643
also known as resting

>>7114554
Pea and ham soup.
Ham iced lollies.

>>7114554
Heat it up and drink like coffee. Kinda like Bovril, but ham instead of beef.

Cook the hambone down with some red beans to make red beans and rice.

10 blowjobs from your mom

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>>7114545
oh shit

You're getting ripped off. You should get 20 for that.

Cookies ain't a meat.

If you made them from potatoes and dipped them in milk you could live on just cookies.

>>7114505
You could _survive_ on just cookies.

>>7114407
it's more healthy as long as it's non-alc beer

>>7114407
Do it like the Americans do. Call your soda "beer", like root beer. Then it makes no difference - and you're a faggot 100% of all times.

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Yes. Even when taken to extreme quantities.

I would rather be an alcoholic than obese.

I am proud to be in America,
Where I never go hungry,

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>>7114255
...AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEEE
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED AND GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME
AND I'D GLADLY STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND DEFEND HER STILL TODAY
'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND, love this land
GOD BLESS THE USA

>>7114250
I took a nap for an hour and now I'm fine, but I was doing all I could not to fall asleep while serving dessert to my family.

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Same with everyone on every season on Top Chef. They never like doing desserts because none of them are "pasty chefs". Not that I'm mad, just an observation.

pastry and sweets are for faggots t.b.h

>>7114163
Where's your pastry, faggot?

Buy a Stainless Steel Stanley at Sears
Verging on alliteration

>>7114126
I second this. I personally have the large green classic one and shit stays steaming hot for well over 24hrs

Zojirushi food jar

>no tamales
Bruh, do you even melting pot?

>>7114080

Tamales are for Christmas dinner. You can buy them from a local Mexican lady that goes door to door selling them on Christmas week.

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potato chips with french onion dressing.

disgustingly good tradition.

rectally

>>7114061
You bought a mexican version of murican food. What do you expect just buy clausens or vlasic man

>>7114066
pls no joke.
I wanna eat them but they taste pretty terrible.

>>7114067
I'm colombian (south american).