who here puts extra butter on microwaved popcorn

>>7114577
>microwaved popcorn
in a pot or bust
microwave fags get out

>>7114580
I have a popcorn machine but sometimes we have microwave stuff in the house

what would happen if I put an ear of corn in my microwave

>>7114582
It would cook the corn

>>7114583
but isn't corn precooked

>>7114585
take a bite of an uncooked ear of corn
do it right now

>>7114597
is this a trap how do I know if I can trust you

>>7114611
DON'T DO THIS
CORN CONTAINS THE DEADLY NEUROTOXIN BOTIULINUM THAT CAN ONLY BE DEACTIVATED BY HEAT.

i've been really digging on roasted sesame oil

I've been putting that on my pop corn lately.

also true fat asses use coconut oil on their popcorn

>>7114582
>>7114583
>>7114585
>>7114597
>>7114611
>>7114616


>What would happen if I put an ear of corn in my microwave

>Isn't corn precooked

The fuck am I reading here.

Not exactly sure what you're thinking, but popping corn obviously isn't the same as an ear of like sweet corn or something similar from a grocery store. Sweet corn can also be eaten uncooked of course.

I never knew corn was this hard how do I make it softer

>>7114724

Please tell me you're kidding.

I just want to make this corn more edible is there a way that I can make it like canned corn somehow help

>>7114754

Are you trying eat uncooked popped corn kernels? Or an ear of corn?

How long should I put it in the microwave

>>7114759

Answer me you fuck.

>>7114759
3-4 hours

>>7114759

6 days

Yes it is an ears worth of corn I'm not sure what the exact length is but its longer than the average ear I think

My microwave can't go that high should I measure corn I don't want a big portion since its just for me

>>7114767

Lemme guess, you went outside and took an ear of corn from a farmer's field. You are trying to eat feed corn. It's for animal consumption, not human. It's supposed to be hard. Don't be dumb.

Unless you're just trolling.

I already ate some accidentally

>>7114779

It's not like it's poison anon it's just not meant for human consumption.

>>7114783
It won't make my shit hard will it

>>7114792

Idk anon I've never eaten feed corn before. They most likely won't digest at all so have fun with that.

Not sprinkling popcorn over a bucket of crab legs while watching a flick at the cinema. Why even live.

why do cats pretend to like popcorn?

>>7115169
How did you get passed the no singles policy? I have to finish my crab legs before the half time mandatory dance intermission otherwise they get stolen