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Wrong board nigger, but get better shoes

My bad guys, but this is about the only board I lurk in. Shoulda mentioned that I'm in a kitchen all day I guess

>>7503994

We have kitchen shoe threads from time to time. Some people here work in kitchens, and this sounds like an industry thread.

It's more on topic than tobacco threads, or vaping threads like we had earlier today, in any case.

>>7503582
umami is just the japanese memeword for savory. a bunch of retards and weebs seem to think america doesn't have a word for it.

>>7503586
>>7503582
Is guy fieri a weeaboo because he says it a lot

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It's real, and it's delicious. Pic related, use it when I'm too lazy to add umami in other ways.

i've had one twice before

they both seemed to be made wrong but i guess that's how they are

>>7503526
Imo it's a hit and miss. One time I thought it was the greatest thing ever. The next week it tasted like shit. Try it at least once, op

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>>7503526
Fuck you

don't serve anything else.. he'll get hungry enough

isnt your uncles grandson your cousins kid

>>7503375
Punch him in the face and tell him to eat it or he's getting another one. Adults are too pussy to raise their kids right anymore, he'll probably be a gay ballerina hooker in 10 years

Is that the model Rufus Sewell kept pushing on Oprah?

>>7503346
>What is it about this tool that fucks up the noobs so reliably

Its sharp

It takes like 3 minutes to master, people be lazy, it takes .05 second to be safe with it too

They don't if they have went to one of those restaurants. But that's not the issue here, you just want this thread to devolve into shitposting and /pol/faggotry

>>7502587

Most "white" people originated from northern Europe. Cold climate = relatively few herbs/spices and certainly no hot peppers. So the traditional foods of most "white" people would be fairly bland compared to the cuisine for equatorial regions.

>>restaurants with stars
The world of high-end restaurants has very little to do with what the average person eats. It's not relevant to what most people eat.

because like the SATs, the michelin star system was created by white people for white people.

>>7502559
join the military.
at least they will make you not worthless.
don't need more worthless people in the food industry.

it's really stressful for shit pay

Enjoy working with mexicans, third world refugees, and meth heads. Also enjoy not being able to enjoy eating out anymore because you've seen how filthy and disgusting most kitchens are, and enjoy catching herpes from fucking that cute waitress that later turned out to be a psycho bitch with a pill addiction.

If you like to cook, get a real job that affords you enough money to eat high quality dishes.

Thai curry. Reminds me of an amazing restaurant I went to with my dad for years. They made the absolute best curry you've ever had.

>>7502468
Old fashioned chicken and dumplings

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Fish pie sounds gross but to each his own

Very low heat. Only way to ensure that the thicker egg white gets cooked without burning the thinner egg white.

itsraw.tiff

>>7501721

My wife says the trick is low heat. She takes it off the burner sometimes even. And her eggs are perfect. Cooked whites with runny yolk.

I on the other hand suck shit at them.

Give up your friends for a few dollars and eat strictly alone, that's what I did.

>>7501555

Reach down, grab a can of man, and tell them to fuck off or pay.

You sound fat and awkward. Let me guess some of these "friends" are girls.

Stop going out with leeches or stop ordering appetizers.

>>7501524
Why though?

>>7501528
Shills

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Fuck burger king, hungry jacks is heaps better

Well last night I had some hi-c

>>7500761
I've had my ins and outs, but now I'm back to drinking a 12er a night. It's better than the self-loathing of trying to constantly judge myself trying to cut down or quit, but I'm sure it's not good for me.

>>7500761
2 bottles of cheap wine a night for the last 5 years,
eat too much to keep the stomach from getting upset,
now I'm a fat ass,
feels bad man

I could sober up if I really wanted to.
Went 10 consecutive days dry in December w/o any physical withdrawal.

>>7500426
It's good when you use it to make hot chocolate

>>7500426
Why do you pretend it's unlikable?

Because I can

>>7500092
Lebanese

How are pork chops vietnamese?

>>7500120

The white seems burnt.

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There are fluffy donuts like this that you could squeeze and flatten with your fingers.

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Then there are thick donuts like this that would crumble if you tried to squish them, but they have such a full taste to them.

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idk if theyre technically donuts but these are pretty darny goody, especially with a sweet mint tea
i might try my hand at making them this long weekend