Tips for tuna? Besides drowning it in mayo.
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Mix it into some mac n cheese
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use plain greel yogurt instead of mayo
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>>7499748
Red onion, diced tomato, maybe some olives, salt, pepper and drown in mayo
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/ck/ challenge - Round 3 (March 23 - March 29)
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3nd round of the 5th Annual /ck/ Top Master Iron Chef Ultimate Nightmare Kitchen Survivor Challenge!
If you're interested in competing, there are a few simple guidelines we ask you to follow. Your entry will be disqualified otherwise.
-Please timestamp your submission! Detailing the cooking process/posting a vertical is encouraged but not required. If posting multiple photos, you don't need to timestamp each one, as long as the final submission photo is timestamped.
-You MUST use a unique identifier; if you don't want to use a tripcode, you must have some other way to distinguish yourself from the other contestants, such as a cute bird or scary statue in your timestamped entry, as long as it's clearly visible and you use it consistently.
Voting will be carried out in this thread. Please read the voting guidelines below.
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VOTING GUIDELINES
Voting follows an 'Iron Chef' style scoring system. This means you, the people of /ck/, will judge each entry individually instead of deciding on what you feel is the "best" dish.
Dishes are scored out of a total 20 points, based on 4 categories (worth a maximum of 5 points each); Presentation, Originality, Appeal and Challenge Goals. You may award 0's if you feel the contestant did not meet your expectations for a category.
-Presentation: The appearance of items on the plate; plating skills
-Originality: Creativity in composing the dish
-Appeal: How appetizing the food looks/whether or not the dish appeals to your personal taste as a voter
-Challenge Goals: How closely the entry followed the challenge goal(s)
The distinction between Presentation and Appeal: If someone submits an artfully arranged but burnt steak as an entry, it may score high in Presentation but low in Appeal.
For additional info and to see submissions from Previous years, check out the Challenge blog. (http://ckchallenge.blogspot.ca/)
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Copypasta Scoring Format for Lazymodo
Presentation: /5
Originality: /5
Appeal: /5
Challenge Goals: /5
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>>7499679
The theme of Round Three is...
Childhood favorite!
This is the last of the open rounds, might as well use the nostalgia in your advantage to make it to the elimination rounds! Make a dish that is linked with good childhood memories. There are no restrictions or requirements, as long as it seems like a pleasant thing. While you're perfectly welcome to make a large spread of food, please make sure there is clearly a "main dish" because that is what people will be voting on.
This is the last open round, meaning that anyone can enter. Elimination begin starting next round.
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>>7499684
Last round's score card
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what is the best way to eat out alone and not look like a sperg?
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Bring a book to read during periods of waiting. Look calm and relaxed. Don't stare angrily at the dating couples.
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>>7499305
Sit at the bar, of course.
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>>7499305
Just go by yourself?
It's really not that hard
Though you will notice (at least I have) that female waitresses get pretty friendly with the lonely guys (I think they' try to get a big tip)
food #1
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>>7499134
carcinogens
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>>7499155
faggotcinogens
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Those shitty ass fries though
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Why shouldn't I just use a piece of cloth instead of throwaway paper coffee filters?
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try it and find out why
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Would need to be a very fine mesh that's not chemically treated or bleached. It would be hell to clean and reuse though, so good luck. You're better off using a French or Aero press.
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some people do and you can even buy premade ones made of different materials like hemp or flax
idk how different it is but i would imagine it might absorb more of the coffee solids and oils, those premade filters are very very thin
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pepperoni or salami?
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Pepperoni is the Americanized processed meat version of Salami.
So obviously Salami is the only correct answer, unless you also prefer American processed cheese over real cheese, or chocolate flavoured vegetable fats over real chocolate.
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Neither.
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>>7498778
They're both processed you retard.
Otherwise they'd be a shank of raw meat, still on the bone.
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Does anyone ever eat food out of the garbage? Of course I don't mean obviously rotten food, I'm talking things like relatively fresh food on the top layer of trash bins. Sometimes in order to save money I'll go to my university's cafeteria and eat people's leftover fries and sandwiches out of the trash if it still looks okay.
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At work and at home we pour bleach into all of our rubbish bags to prevent exactly this.
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>>7498757
Do you hate starving people? If some poor bastard wants to eat my trash I don't care.
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>>7498757
Why? Why the fuck do you care if someone is eating something that you threw away?
ITT: Overrated shit
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welcome to nostalgia hype.
you will never get it.
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>>7498547
I tried one. It was pretty awful. And at the same time I could tell it tasted like it used to. I don't know why I used to like the stuff.
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I don't like the taste very much, but the caffeine's enough to help me push through some really shitty work days. I'm a caffeine junkie.
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ITT: food that triggers you.
I'll start.
Steak & kidney pudding.
Not only do you ofend my senses with a disgusting cooked suet mix that passes for a 'pie' of sorts. But you add insult to injury by adding in a meat that has literally been soaked in piss for its entire life.
Fun fact: Heinze once tried to sell kidney soup. Unsurprisingly it did not sell well because it literally tasted like piss.
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You should misuse 'literally' more, OP.
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Flour tortillas, I don't know what kind of human created this abomination but they make me sick anytime I try to eat one
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>>7498401
It's like someone decided to make pancakes but didn't have the right ingredients so went 'meh! good enough'.
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u choose??
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>>7498360
Waffles. But not that Belgian shit. Real god damned AMERICAN waffles.
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>>7498360
Waffles
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>>7498365
Are american waffles even a thing ?
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My gf moved in with me and insists on cooking for us even though she's shit at cooking.
What should I do?
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>>7498022
cuck her by getting your mom to move in with you and cook all your meals.
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Tell her she's shit at cooking. Offer to help her learn and cook with her. You're too much of a bitch to tell her the truth though so I dunno kill yourself I guess.
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Maybe help her with it and tech her to be a better cook? Cook together maybe?
What kind of human being would ask such a question?
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What are you drinking these days, /ck/?
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Merlot with diced strawberries and a bit of sugar
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>>7496994
Cold?
I made some punch with a bad Merlot last month. It wasn't bad after that.
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Are these box wines any good? I have to get one for a party I'm going to and I know nothing about wine. The list is from a website that had a list of "good wines"
I'm trying to impress an Indian qt with my cooking skills, any recipes you can recommend?
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Beef Wellington
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Put on some hallal approved music and wear a turban and take a shit in the cat box and wipe with your hand.
Shell be in bed in no time.
But really, just ask her what her favorite food is and then make it. Or something similar and offer it to her.
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Don't. Indian women are bred to be in the kitchen cooking for men. She will see you as a weak man and won't want to pursue you.
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No breakfast thread in the catalog. Went all out for a week day.
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Greek yogurt, honey and cinnamon
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>>7495205
I had a slice of some homemade banana nut bread with some cream cheese and coffee. Sorry, no pic. Ate it already
How often do you get carded when buying alcohol? Age?
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Never.
25.
I haven't gotten carded since I was underage
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>>7494678
24.
Never.
I stopped getting carded after I turned 22.
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32.
Roughly 50% of the time, or whenever I have recently shaved.