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Is cocaine a food?

I drink coffee every night. It keeps me up till when it gets light outside. I don't recommend this. It's best to get up early and get sleep.

>>7513650
I dont know thats why im asking

>>7513131
Your wife is probably fucking some other man right now because she can't stand your woman like fits in the kitchen over colored carrots.

>this is bait
I'll bite. Those are carrots you faggot. Read some history.

>>7513131
Look like normal carrots to me.

Read a book you dumb nig

Order 100 pizza for homeless people, get my request denied by the warden and take the needle hungry.

Based on a true story.

>>7513011
That's pretty interesting

Based death row inmate

>>7513011
>tfw no hobo pizza party
;_;

I remember when I was in high school

>>7512397
4 loko? drink four
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Watermelon and fruit punch are about the only tolerable flavors, but they're all pretty terrible to just sip on. NEVER get the blue one. 1 will probably get you tipsy, 2 will get you drunk, 3 will get you blacked out.

The stuff you get from boiling condensed milk? Yeah, I've had it. It's good on pancakes.

>>7512399
that's one way of doing it
the original way is boiling whole milk with sugar until it caramelizes

>>7512393
It's a pretty popular flavor in ice creams, cakes, candies, etc.

>>7511926
why would i care?

Most adults I know can though
This seems to be a "problem" that only exists in the minds of internet shut-ins
Like the "triggered" meme, or waiters who complain a lot

>>7511926
I don't find it particularly infuriating unless they absolutely don't know how to cook. I can't judge too harshly because, while I can cook, I rarely make anything complicated or time consuming because I live alone, don't have a ton of time to dedicate to cooking, and don't eat much. It would be a waste of money to spend a lot on intricate meals just for me.

However, I have met plenty of manchildren who quite literally can not cook. Like, I've seen them make attempts and it is pathetic. I'm talking people close to 30 who fuck up sliced chicken breast and don't know how to cook vegetables that don't come out of a freezer with instructions.

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What some meme foods besides bacon, nutella, and sriracha

sriracha + hoisin

god tier combo desu

Barbecue chicken.

I've only had BBQ and it's shit. Pesto sounds good, I'll try it. What toppings and cheeses are good?

>>7511303
pesto, mushroom with olive oil, thai peanut

pulled pork?

>>7511172
Brisket in sous vide atm, about to pull it out for baking.

ill make a fine wiener schnitzel today

They're good but expensive for frozen pizza. Usually like $8 or so, but they're better than any other freezer pizza. Better than most cheap chain pizza too.

>>7510486
the box triggers me something fierce. I'll never buy it out of principle.

Overpriced, average frozen pizza. The only thing that sets it apart from the rest is the design on the box it comes in.

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>>7510243

Seriously, you never answered my question about your teeth. Which are the front two?

Are you gonna shitpost or are you gonna be my girlfriend?

>>7510243
You look like you need some acne medication baby

Probably should stop eating all that chocolate too

>>7510270
>sexy teeth overlapping
MMMMM

>>7509846
>Pumpkin spice

holy shit my autism

>red velvet

Why is this a thing? Its just chocolate dyed red.

OP not killing himself

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how can I make this replace soup? It's got enough taste, it's just the texture isn't suitable for having with bread. This stuff is cheap as fuck so it would be really helpful if I could make buy a tonne every week.

>>7509853

I don't understand your question anon it's just concentrated veggie broth you need to add stuff to make a soup.

>>7509859
I'm saying it has enough flavour that I enjoy drinking it as is. I know it;s meant to be used in broths and stuff ( I remember cooking a steak with it), but if there's some way of adding texture without any extra food that would be pretty cool. I want to dip bread it without it being a soggy disgusting mess, want it to be like soup.

Whataburger, no contest.

>>7509833
Lying Texan detected.

Whataburger is mediocre as fuck.

you provincial fucks get out with your Whataburger and In-N-Out they aren't available in most of the country.

Of the Nationwide chains I'd choose Hardees/Carl's Jr.

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>>7508863
nice b8

> go to a restaurant
>Order mac and cheese
> its mushy
> literally has zero cheese in it
> tastes like pasta and hot milk
> have to pay $14 plus tip
I would have sent it back if i was alone but i have an image to maintain.

>>7508892