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>>7559079

mozart was deaf right? he was still a great composer

Cooking is a science m8

You got this

>>7559269
You idiot, you're thinking of Ray Charles.

It'd probably work but why would you want to do that

>>7558487
Thought it'd be a nice warm soup to drink when you feel like something warm other than coffee or tea.

>>7558472
I'd probably microwave the water and then add the miso.
And pretty much any vegetable can be added so you're not just eating fermented bean water.
This is usually what I do, just on the stove top.

artie bucco pls go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lV8KznLL4

j/k.

prepare like fried chicken. bread and deep-fry

Rabbits are for cuddling not for eating.

Try a Big Mac™ instead.

>>7557962

this. also Buffalo rabbit is delicious.

>>7557320
Cool FUCKING story bro

Do they serve strong coffee or that american coffee tea?
I would buy one of these but they are too expensive in my country.

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I don't understand how these are any different than an old fashioned drip coffee with the paper filters.

I spread mayo mixed with salt, black pepper, and chipotle powder on the inside of the bread.

Shits cash

I like little bits of tomato in mine

mayo

kraft singles

The infographic is shit and you should delete it and never look at it again.

For example as to your question, riesling is a really common example of a grape that's made into extremely different styles of wine, yet it's presented as generically as a "sweet wine that goes great with pad thai lmao weed XD" because of the misguided belief that dumbing things down to the point of being worse than useless is a good way to educate people who are too lazy to read and taste and decide for themselves.

I've raged enough at that infographic that I'll just stop right there, it's not even worth correcting.

>>7557507
>>7557529

>pick any bottle of wine
>drink the whole bottle by yourself while you cook/let your guests drink and talk while you cook
>eat dinner buzzed
>drink water with your meal

there is your meal pairing guide. 100% works every time.

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That infographic is so goddamn shitty.

>>7559974
No it will make deudly poison.

>>7559983
This is true. My wife's son dies tragically this way last October :(

>>7559986
congragulations mate!, I'm happy to hear that.

Where? It's a big city.

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>I don't like sugar
There is something wrong with you, humans are hard-wired to appreciate sugar. You probably have never had a good dessert made by a real pastry chef, and associate sugar with shitfood made by kraft and so on.

>>7559572
>humans are hard-wired to appreciate sugar.

only before the are finished with puberty you silly amerifat

get yourself a t shirt at buffalo wild wings

Crush it up in a puddle and mirtle

>>7559542
>>7559551
what the fuck does this even have to do with cooking?

>>7558642
Grate cucumber, salt it, squeeze juice out of it. Add to Greek yogurt with some finely chopped garlic, lemon juice and olive oil. Taste and reason.

>>7558659
Never forget to reason with your sauce. It is the most important step.

this but with some chopped mint too.

>>7558001
Hamburgers

>>7558001
You already have toppings on the pizza. Why do you need a filled crust?

>>7558023
He's a typical fat fuck aussie

i honestly haven't drunk an alcopop since i was about 14 and you shouldn't either

if you want something fruity make yourself a nice cocktail, these drinks are disgusting

>>7559429
Honestly if you want something fruity, just make yourself a vodka soda w/ a touch of cranberry juice. Cheaper, tastier, and less riddled with bullshit than most of those bottled beverages.

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Once in a while I like to sip on one of these while on the boat in the summer, they're pretty refreshing

Fucking hate Chopped so much

funny because those ingredients are highly viable

>>7559276
Mix a small amount of wiz with mascarpone.

Food process the apple jacks and cashews together, resulting in a salty sweet dust.

Throw out the quail and and replaced with home-made butterscotch icecream. Top with mascarpone-wiz and salty/sweet crack dust.

My first course is desert and I'm not using your quail. Fuck you Ted Alan you fucking asshole.

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This is by far the best salsa I've ever had.

>>7559063
Is that from Trader Joe's?

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>hi I'm op I'm going to ask for help but then demand your suggestions fit my own requirements that I could be using myself to do my own research

Fuck off giant faggot op

>>7559024
I've done a ton of research and I can't get anything but generic bullshit that I wouldnt eat or jury-rigged nasty NEET shit like ramen + refried beans

I'd not be asking here if I didn't already try

>>7559024

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