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>>7567969
just use a regular pan for fucks sake

>ceramic

Meme material

>>7567975
Is it really? The reason I'm looking is my aunt visited me recently and made me promise to throw away my regular nonsticks, and she didn't like my stainless steel pans.

Bacon is supposed to be fried in it's own fat until crispy.

This new craze of baking it in the oven and thinking easier=better is ridiculous, not to mention yuros attempts at "bacon".

>>7567658
you can still bake it till it's crispy too

>yuros attempts at "bacon".

that's a different type and is completely valid as well

>>7567667
as my friend once said "after visiting america I always get excited when I see bacon on a menu, but then I remember it's just a slice of ham"

>>7565625
add vodka and you've got a screwdriver.

Yes it's called pruno.

freeze dry oranges

blend together freeze dried oranges and vodka

now centrifuge the vodka

boom alcoholic orange juice

I bought this replacement for a black pepper. Its a little smaller ball than black pepper and is mostly red in color but has lighter colors too.

I forget what its called but something like Tsipiphberry or tsiphiphery or something. I can't find the name. Any help??? I threw out the package and its spelling is so crazy google doesn't give me any suggestions.

My spice came in a package from France. I put it in a pepper grinder and threw out the packaging...

>>7565532
You can eat them as is, or make them into ice cream.
Nance tastes fucking horrible, but some people like it. The one time I tried Nance ice cream it tasted like feet, but my aunt said it was delicious; so it may be me.

The Aldi I live near had some canned Lychees so I bought that, I'm not really sure what to do with them though. I've only been able to buy Lychee drinks in another state so this is the first time I've had some in fruit form.

>>7565318

breakfast oats and whey protein

lunch oats and whey protein

dinner oats and whey protein

repeat x30. maybe take a multivitamin or some shit.

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LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
FOUR SCOOPS A DAY
C'MON

Baked potatos, butter and kale. Calories+protein+vitamins

>>7564161
Kind of looks like my morning shit, but yellow.

>>7564161
Needs more butter

arugula?

you've lost the plot kid

>>7567797
No fuck you and your made up disease you precious little snowfloak.

Summers coming and you're going to melt

>>7567799
I wish. I fucking wish.

>>7567797
how bad was it eating out before the hipster craze?

Chopped up vienna sausage for extra protein

My favorite so far is homemade mayo, raw onion, shallot & scallions, hardboiled egg, chives, salt, pepper, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce

>>7567173
if i wanted that i would eat you're moms pussy.

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>thinly veiled SJW is why I'm not a winner thread: GO
Poo in loo, nigger nigger nigger, feminazis are why I was born in le wrong decade, cast iron pans are the best, muh craft beer, tipping is a jew scam here's a tip should of got a real job

Did I miss anything? Oh right, umami isn't real should of dropped more bombs

>>7567141
i dont know what the fuck you just said but im certain you have a mental illness

please leave this thread/website

>>7567142
>I'm just going to play dumb and hope this still goes as planned
You /pol/esmokers all think you're "unique", dropping into /ck/ and asking about le white man cooking le brown man food cultural appropriation argument, obviously this is a really popular meme in tumblr or whatever.

Please try to understand, we've been getting these threads about every three days for the last month, and while it may seem like new and fresh humor to you, it's tiresome to us.

how'd that duck make tire tracks

>>7566974
take her to coldstone

First of all cake. Woman love cake and anything with shugar in it.
You can make one easy day before. Get a heart shaped pan for sponge cake and frosting can be store bought or make some yourself from cream cheese and whipping cream. In case you end up to tired to make anything cake and champagne saves the day. Also cook syrup (water and shugar) and drench cake layers with it to keep moist. Store in cake bell to avoid fridge like taste. All done in advance (maybe with help of your mother) and will please any female.
Second pasta or salad. No cooking skills required for pasta except of ability to set a timer. Salad is easy peasy. Grilled chicken salad for example. Also females enjoy "healthy" meals.
Third wine. Or champagne. It's a celebration and good excuse to buy something nice. White chilled, red at room temperature.
And last not least strawberry lube.

>>7566709
Recipe for picrelated.

http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/chicken-recipes/perfect-roast-chicken/#WM1HYyA8kTlHdIsK.97

>>7566710
Linda • a year ago
Roasting chicken is pretty expensive where I live. And so are fresh herbs. Nice recipe but...

>>7566720
I just wonder where does she live, usualy a whole chicken is the cheapest meat if you take price per kilo. Fresh herbs can be price for some northen regions, but dried ones are always cheap.

>>7566086
You know when people on /ck/ absurdly call things hipster because they don't like popular things? Well, in this case they'd be correct.

>>7566086
wow it looks so convenient and reasonably priced

>>7566110
You know when people on /ck/ absurdly fall for the lowest hanging bait you've ever seen? Well, this would be a case of that.

> Is it actually better at enhancing flavor than salt

no, it's different but equal. you can use it to reduce the salt in your food but it 'enhances' flavour in a different way.

I'm personally not particularly interested in eating any foods without msg added to them
it's a critical component that can make all dishes taste better

>>7565853
Interesting
>>7565865
Probably fake but I'll have to try it in some things

Is it only good for meat or can I add it to dough and such?

Stew is the classic I have better shit to do meal. In the age of the crockpot you can just add the ingredients and go about your business.

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>>7565358
At least my college PMF:
Take 1 box of pasta (you usually can get a whole box for $1 on sale. 1.50 off sale)
Two cans Campbell's cream of cheese soup. $3 off sale. $2 on sale)
some milk. Skim it off a gallon if you buy it regularly, or add 1.20 for a small serving size.
Total: $5- $7.50 w/o milk cost. I guess you could use water?? sure why not.

Boil pasta half way (its going to be hard still.). Put into casserole dish.
add 2 cans of cheese sauce and the milk. (like a 16 oz glass or whatever.. I'm not very picky, i just pour it in until it looks like it covers the pasta.

Stir it, put in oven at 350 degrees and cook for about 45 min. to an hour. Basically until the top is golden brown and bubbling around the sides of your casserole dish.

Basic mac and cheese no frills. Not super cheesy or the best, but you can portion about 6 meals out of it for only a less than $10 buy-in.
You can extend it to 10 meals if you portion evenly in 10th's and use 2 pieces of bread to create a mac sandwich. A quick-store sells a loaf for $.99 cents which makes it stretch out a lot longer. most online spaces always have the bread grilled or toasted. I usually don't, just untoasted white bread.

If you eat 2 meals per day, it'll last you 5 days. If you need a 3rd meal, you can use a ten-cent on-sale (usually 25 to 35 cents off sale) pack of ramen to make it.

Or instant mash tatoes. those are economical too. You can even add it into your mac sandwich. 3-carb thrawl ya'll.

Soup is the classic poor man's food imo.

>Chuck a bunch of leftover shit + seasonings into some stock and add heat.

Same goes for any kind of rice-mix dish.

>>7565224

>cups of oil to cook sausage
>didn't even sear the sausage

0/10

for a second i thought you said 'bears' and thought my mouse must have shat itself and i accidentally clicked on /out/ and arrived at a wild-ass thread

that said, are the beans hiding? is it gigande beans or something and they're hiding in plain sight by being huge

>>7565224
The fuck is going on in that pan?