Cuisine has never been more meme-ish, slip some Nickelback in to your muscle cars CD player and post your Guy Fieri experiences.
>>7815670
how do we stop this trend
>>7815685
fucking memeshakes
>>7815670
looks good to me but I wouldn't spend money on it
so.. i left islam and parents went full serial mode on me, so now im forced to move out. Never made my own food, besides boiling egg. I dont know where to begin, seen some videos. Seasoning seems confusing. I love italian and asian food. Dont know what to do, please guide me
Make some pulled pork.
make some boiled eggs
>>7815635
just googled pulled pork. mfw im gonna starve to death
Hey /ck/, currently making sauerkraut and wondering if all the space in the jar could fuck my sauerkraut up
Did I do it wrong, /ck/?
Should I put more liquid into the jar?
>>7815526
That's jenkem isn't it?
>>7815530
Yeah but am I making it right
What is pepe doing in there?
Share any and all restaurant kitchen stories here:
>Injuries
>stimulant drug use
>feeling overworked
>rude customers
>asshole coworkers
Etc.
Can't start because I'm not a cook.
>>7815474
It's your own fault for working a low pay no skill job, dumbass
>>7815478
Read the post again you thick fucking clod
>>7815481
I did and you're still a dumb fuck
When is it coming back? I am really craving one. Are there any suitable substitutes?
Is this a meme food? It's always felt unsatisfying to me, even as far as McDs food goes.
>>7815227
Anon, just make your own
It's probably the easiest thing on the menu to replicate
Buy some of pic related, doesn't have to be this exact brand, but there are tons (especially at bargain chains like walmart or costco)
buy some sesame seed italian sandwich rolls
onions and dill crinkle pickles
Barbeque sauce, I'd suggest sweet baby ray's just from memory, but if you need the authentic mcdonald's taste, just ask for some mcdonald's barbecue sauce
cook then assemble
plus bread
Post em
FACT:
I printed this picture out and hid it in a magazine in my bathroom when I was a teenager. It was my go-to jerk off material.
>>7815133
Thoughts?
>>7815069
9/10 blood sausage op
The only licorice available to the general American consumer public. 9/10 godtier sweet. Cure for cancer, McDonalds and Capitalism.
>>7815069
I bet that isn't even real panda meat.
I'm going to white castle, you guys want anything?
>>7814938
A 360 turn and walk away
>>7814938
Please kill me on the way out, I hate living
Yeah senpai I'll take 5 cheeseburgers plain and Diet Coke no ice. If Ladarius is working tell him I want that $3.50 he still owes me.
Friday at last. Work has been especially brutal with a short notice 12 hour power outage planned for this weekend so I spent the better part of this week making sure everything was on the emergency outlets so people don't.. you know.. die and shit. This has left me drained, so for tonight's no-fucks-given tortilla soup, we're just going to throw a whole bunch of shit in a crock pot, walk away with a few beers, then come back to some food.
Posting live from the kitchen.
Joining us for tonight are the Widmer Brothers. Oh, and saffron. Cannot forget about saffron.
Been awful hot lately, trying to keep the little guy cool.
And we begin.
>2016
>still buying a bottle shaped like a black woman with a fat ass
Unbelievable. please tell me you don't still do this
>>7814634
Go back to tumblr, SJW scum.
>>7814634
yea don't they know that niggers are not allowed outside.
>>7814634
Show me her fat ass. If Mrs Butterworth's had a fat ass, I'd buy ONLY that. That said, I always assumed she was a white bitch covered in syrup. In the commercials I'd seen, she sounds like a honkie.
Is Blue Moon underrated? I've enjoyed it every time I had it. And yet I constantly see people call it garbage.
It's amazing how they made a Belgian beer taste like American macrolager.
I think it's fine. I wouldn't pretend it's a high end hand made artisan beer, but I generally don't give a shit about that kind of hair splitting difference because beer is beer. If I wanted something "interesting" I'd get some 13% ABV single hop brett garbage that smells like a dumpster and costs $12 for a 12 oz bottle and was made by a totally indie guy living in his mom's basement and posting BA reviews as a full time job, but if someone offers me a bottle, I'll drink it and be glad for the free beer.
I assume by "underrated" you mean by the kinds of neckbeards who have all their shelves lined with "rare empties" and say cringey shit like "craft beer" so that everyone knows they're definitely no pleb.
>>7814619
It's not garbage, but it's nothing special. I drink it pretty regularly when I'm out, but there's other stuff I'd buy preferentially to stock my fridge with.
Hello /ck/ I have a pack of drumsticks and was wondering if you had any creative ideas for seasoning them, I will most likely just have some simple rice and vegetables on the side.
>>7814596
Stuff them, then bake or grill them.
It's much easier than it sounds.
>>7814647
I'm planning on just baking them but am looking more for ideas of ingredients or seasonings to use
>>7814708
Check pintrest! I get a TON of great recipes from there
That hookup last night makes me crave real food. Anyone got any advice for stir fry?
>>7814566
>Anyone got any advice for stir fry?
yes. don't use too much oil and don't fuck it up
Gotta get rid of the bullshit first
>>7814566
Sirloin tip steak 1lb+
2 green peppers
1 big onion or 2 small onions
2 cups rice
Salt/pepper
Maybe soy sauce
I am not a complicated man.
So hi anons,
I'm currently in a third world country [Lebanon] for vacation
And i want to make my own food
>so i wanted to ask you what can i make with noodles...
I'm on a diet and I'm melting fats without anything because of the temperature in this country.
also going to enlist at a gym tomorrow.
I'll give you my mega noodles recipe if dubs:
Fuck what i said before this thread is going to be trade your noodles recipe:
P.S: i make my own noodles
>>7814441
>making noodles
>even implying
Dude Lebanon has the best food of the Middle East, if not the entire Arab world. I urge you to try some of it. Just go to any supermarket and grab whatever looks interesting/yummy out of the freezer section. Trust me, my favorites are those triangle shaped pastries with spinach. So much better than the other shit I've had in the surrounding countries.
>>7814472
The middle east is bigger than the Arab world
>>7814473
But they don't have the same food.
ITT normie memefood
>>7814371
But anon, we have $5 Hot-N-Ready® pizza!
fuck off with "x is a meme" already