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What the fuck is wrong with me /ck/
My wife is gone for the weekend and I feel the need to turn into some kind of fucking /degenerate/ even though I'm a professional cook.
Here's a rundown of my dinner:
>Oriental flavored instant ramen with an egg boiled in the broth
>Dumped a can of fucking tuna fish in that bitch (white, not light; I'm not a complete peasant.)
>A bunch of fucking tabasco
>Scotch
Gonna play WoW and watch Firefly.
Why the fuck am I doing this to myself?
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>>7817747
That looks eggcellent
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>>7817747
try this on for size mang
cook ramen, drain, ad seasoning packet and butter, mix well, top with a soft fried egg mash it up and mix that runny yolk in with the noodles
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>>7817747
everyone has guilty pleasures man
dont feel bad about fixing a quick and tasty snack
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Haven't made a thread yet this summer.
What have you guys been up to?
Just finished processing 2 crates of strawberries (4kg)... Will be posting images as I get them out of my camera.
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Made 3 types of jam...
from left to right :
>Strawberry jam (nothing fancier then some lemon zest in it)
>Strawberry Rhubarb Jam
>Strawberry & Lavender jam
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We also did a couple of pies while we were at it..
Strawberry rhubarb in the foreground, plain strawberry in the background.
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Only took cook-along pics for the Strawberyy rhubard jam (I've posted the other two in the past however. I could dig out the pics if anyone wants them).
Step one :
Quarter 670g strawberries in a bowl.
Roughly chop 1.2 kg rhubard and add to the bowl.
Remove the core from one green apple, chop roughly and add to the bowl.
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DAD IS BUYING. PLACE YOUR ORDER.
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Find a new family
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>>7817650
FUCKING HILARIOUS DUDE. UPBOATED TO MAX KEKVILLE
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Baked potato
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Corn dogs
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>>7817631
You must be 18 or older to use 4chan™.
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>>7817636
Not OP, but come on man. Corn dogs are enjoyable no matter how old you are.
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>>7817637
>classic 10 week old fetus eating corndog.jpg
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Redpill me (on anything) about meat and vegetables/fruits
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>>7817542
you have to eat those things to stay alive.
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watermelon is best fruit
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watermelon is worst fruit
Any hacks for these
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Maybe on sale it'll be $3. $4 is more common. $2.50 for a pint, where are you stealing it from, jerk?
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>>7817555
Wooops, wrong thread.
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>>7817520
Hack them into the trash and get a different flavor that's actually good. Like spicy nacho.
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There was a thread a few days ago where people were talking about the type of tupperware they use for lunch at work, or something along those lines. Monbento was something a user suggested and posted some pictures they had of it. Looked bretty good so I ordered one. Was asked to post pictures when it arrived, and it came in today. Just going to post some pictures, and maybe we can get a tupperware general going.
Ordered the bento itself, the silverware, the chopsticks and a small sauce cup.
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The sauce cup is just that. Little screw on top so no spillage. This was the small version; it will work alright, but I think I would have preferred the medium version more.
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Silverware set will only fit inside the top of the bento with the clear top of the case removed, which is fine, don't really need it unless you're going to keep it separate.
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The spoon looks completely useless. The fork and knife will work just fine for me.
Who makes the best fast food burger?
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>>7817402
mcdonalds.
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Whataburger
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who gives a shit. what is there to talk about. it's a fast food burger.
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I don't ask that I gain the power of cooking well. I just want to learn how to make an overeasy egg without cracking the yolk.
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>>7817385
patience, heat, and a non stick pan. a good spatula will help but you don't need a spectacular one. What are you cooking your egg on, and what heat are you using?
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>>7817517
A non-stick pan and high heat.
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>>7817805
>high heat
Found your problem. Turn that bitch down to medium. Patience my freind. 9 times out of 10 the more time u take cooking something the better it comes out
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ITT: Shitty things foodies like
>DUDE ADDING ICE CUBES TO COFFEE SOMEHOW MAKES IT BETTER, BECAUSE COFFEES GREAT WHEN ITS WATERED DOWN EVEN FURTHER LMAO
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>>7817117
>Coffee is so much better when Dunkin Dildos/Star Cucks/Burger Kock/Cuck Donald's mixes it with chocolate/vanilla/hazelnut syrup and sugared milk and mixes it with ice for a bullshit price.
If you have to add shit to your coffee to make it taste good, you need to find better coffee.
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>>7817652
>If you have to add shit to your coffee to make it taste good, you need to find better coffee.
>if you add anything to steak other than salt it's ruined
>if you need a dipping sauce for french fries they aren't good
shit memes
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>>7817117
As I understand it, the idea isn't to water it down, but to just make it cold so you can chug it before the ice melts.
But I don't drink coffee since it's shit. Tea master race.
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Coffee Tastes Terrible and There Is No Difference Between Brands
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It all tastes like the same bitter wet bean and if you want to disagree, watch these videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PeKcWCC-tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFKT4jvN4OE
You're not a coffee expert (cause nobody is) and you certainly couldn't pick the difference between something filtered through your asshole or a piece of paper.
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>>7817084
I disagree.
Every brand has different blends and they all taste differently, but yeah, you don't have to spend a lot of money to appreciate the differences in coffee.
Also, fuck you fedora eating loser for posting that shitty Penn show for the billionth fucking time.
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>babby boy palate mad because he has shit taste
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>If I don't like it then it just must mean it's shit! Obviously no one could like things I don't! It's really shit and they're just pretending to like it!
What's /ck/'s favorite kind of hot dog?
For me, nothing beats a good ol' 'go 'og.
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>>7817048
the kind they have at burger king.
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>>7817055
Are those really any good.
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>>7817057
I don't know I never actually tried one.
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What are you cooking/eating right now?
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>>7817045
I'm not stopping to take a pic, but since I had leftover chili, I made a frito pie with a couple of tamales on top.
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just made it
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>>7817045
raw asparagus.
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I have a French press and would like to make iced coffee. How do I do this?
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Put water and coffee grounds together over night and leave it in your room or fridge. Press the plunger and pour. Dilute to taste.
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>>7817012
I've been doing that and it seems lacking. I didn't know if I was doing it wrong.
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>>7817010
Make coffee as usual, let it cool down some.
Pour over ice.
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On October 2nd, 1984, the world's best pizza shop officially opened for business. The bizarre part in all of it is that humanity literally had to wait thousands of years to enjoy this pizza. Now we can have it everyday, and also get rewarded for eating it. There's really no other chain who has such a likeable founder and spokesperson that is still living.
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>>7816809
papa bless xD
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>>7816809
would fug
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>>7816809
It used to be good. I remember when the first few opened up in my city. My friend's mom picked up this strange pizza after picking up the green rangers origin story on VHS
It was incredible and was good for so long
Then a bunch of MBA fucks came in and A/B taste tested all of the flavors down to the point where it taste totally different from Pizza Hut but is equally as bad.