itt things that taste good or are good to eat but aren't food
Ill start:
kitchen sponge
>>8627360
Battery's
You don't eat them tho you suck them until they start tasting wierd a metallic/acidic flavor
>>8627368
that is going to kill you
What do you like to eat with pumpernickel?
>>8627303
A bullet.
>>8627303
Spinach artichoke dip and pumpernickel is amazing
>>8627303
Jamal's or Abdul's thick rich and gooey cum shot straight out of my wife's ass, while I sit down to pee and they continue fucking like a good little germanic/swede cuck that I am.
why do people voluntarily ingest carcinogens?
Nobody cares about life
You die no matter what might as well have fun and live in the moment to risk a small chance at maybe possibly getting an illness
Because I'm not going to sous vide my fucking hamburgers you hipster faggot.
>>8627268
/thread
Having a grill over tonight for a blind date.
What should I order?
Just get the sweet BBQ bacon anon no need for anything else
>blind date
>dominos
OP guaranteed to get laid.
>>8627121
Pepperoni an mushroom pizza with cinna sticks
Quick! Post your favorite color of
>popsicle
>skittle
>powerade/gatorade
purple
yellow
white
best tier:
red
purple
ok tier:
orange
yellow
shit tier:
green
>>8627041
Tiers for what? all 3? Or just popsicles?
red
red
red
These beans have been in my fridge for a little over 2 years. How long are beans good for?
Will they still be ok?
they're fine. i have a bucket of oats that were old when i moved 5 years ago still in my fridge that i bake with
as long as there's no bad smell, decay or insects, i'd say they're safe
Dry beans last for fucking ever
Not sure why you would put them on the fridge though
Just soak them for a bunch of hours then cook them for half an hour, see what happens
>>8626901
I keep almost everything in the fridge. Flour, corn meal, sugar etc.....i live alone so theres tons of extra room in my fridge. So why not
Am I the only one who hates steak?
It's not gross or anything but it's so bland no matter how it's done
>>8626826
Yes I'm sure out of 7 billion people you are the only one who does not like steak
Congrats snowflake
this is bait, isn't it
Yes, you are unique. You mother was right.
What did you cook today?
>>8626816
breakfast - two cups of harney & sons earl grey tea, soy milk creamer
lunch - see above
dinner - currently cooking!
"fried" chicken wings (they are baked) & jasmine rice, pounding bell's two hearted
>>8626816
Nothing. Mummy made me pancakes for dinner :)
Post baby food you eat once in a while.
are you some type of genius? this is a great idea.
i'd eat strawberries, pears, and maybe oranges or peaches
brb going to store
HOLY SHIT! I just had a flashback of being fed from a jar like that as a baby. I think it was plumbs?
I didn't know I had that memory.
I'm always tempted to buy baby food since it looks tasty but then I chicken out because I'm a faggot
Is olive oil a meme food?
I think it tastes awful, just liquid bitterness.
Why would anybody want to drizzle this on their food to finish it?
>>8626675
Yeah, its a pretty bad cooking oil and using it on salads is stupid
>>8626675
Having worked as a olive oil salesman id say your lame
Your family is lame just the same
Olive oil is great yet you are not case closed
Reminder oil and water just dont mix so very well
>>8626699
You're not convincing me.
Not a very good salesman if you ask me.
Have you ever eaten something so sweet it tasted horrible? The vending machines at my uni started carrying Oreo, so I tried them for the first time. One of the most sugary foods I have ever tried, so much that sugar is basically the only things you can taste. No wonder Americans love them.
>>8626657
>uni
shut up
>>8626657
Suck a dick
Tasted like sugar and chemicals, got it from the 99ยข store.
A friend of mine went to Brazil and brought this shit back
What the fuck is it and what do I do with it
Dubs for put it in your ass
>>8626632
Put it in your eyes
>>8626616
It's cashew paste or caramel. I'm not a Portuguese speaker so I'm guessing here but it looks like it contains cashews, sugar, citric acid and a little salt. It's probably a candy or dessert of some sort
Last thread >>8611443 is on autosage
Post your knife comments, questions, and opinions.
I'll start: do you normally do your own uraoshi or do you expect the store to handle that service for you? If you don't let the store do it, why not?
>>8626605
I don't buy single bevel, so no, but also It doesn't really matter to me on the knives that I do buy. I tend to do a slightly more acute angle on the offhand side, but prefer double bevel, and almost no one does that normally, so I'm just used to not really liking the edge until I put one on.
>>8626605
What are these holes for
>>8626716
Those are autism holes.
What are you eating /ck/?
Gross.
Wine and pineapple icecream
>>8626494
God damn KFC has fallen off
>WOW! This is delicious! How did you learn to cook so well!?
What do you say?
>>8626451
Cooking shows - our family tv time growing up was mostly food network
It's just ramen noodles, calm down.
Nothing because if Yui appeared in front of me and was momentarily distracted with my hore durves I would immediately pin her down and rape every bodily orifice she has in case she disappears.