Retard here, we're right with the fact that to cook (most) rice you must clean it before, put it in a saucepan with a two to one ratio, wait until it boils, reduce the heat and let it cook on simmer for 15 minutes right ?
Then why the fuck is my rice emitting huge ass bubbles with it cooks with the lid on ? Looks like i'm cooking soap.
>>8621098
That always happens. Not sure why desu senpai
>>8621107
Not sure why either, maybe i didn't clean it thoroughly enough ? On the other hand i don't see myself cleaning my rice for one hour before cooking.
>>8621098
>huge ass bubbles
sounds like your boiling not simmering. turn your heat down
i found one of gordons which looked intresting. first boil them in salt water for 5-7 mins and then dry them. add spices and garlic then in the oven for 10-15 mins. i havent tried this yet but seemed nice.
no deep fried shit pls. does ck have protips?
>what is the best way to make X without using the method it was named for
???
deep fry or gtfo
>buy potatoes
>peel potatoes
>cut potatoes into fry shapes not too big but not too thin
>put stove with oil in a pan
>put fries in the oil
>wait little while
>take fries out of the oil
>drain
>add some salt
>eat
>tfw no home-maker schools left in my country
How do I learn to be a good home maker now?
There are free cooking classes at my city's townhall, dumb frogposter. Maybe you should check up on yours.
>>8620577
I don't want to be just a chef, I want to be the perfect housewife. all the schools for housewifes have been transformed into culinary schools, it's bullshit
>>8620579
L-London?
Favorite Greek food?
To cook? To eat?
>>8620384
Pastitsio
for me, the mousakka is the greatest of all Grecian cuisine
>>8620384
For me, it's the baklava
Good morning /ck/
What's for breakfast?
>>8620367
A M E R I C A
M
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C
A
>>8620367
Oreos and cold water
t. unemployed cuck
>>8620367
nothing, it's 4:20 pm.
For me it's rice, corn and sriracha. The best dinner food.
Any suggestions on what else to add? Veggies maybe? Spices?
Also what are you cunts eating?
I can't cook but I'd add some tator tots (baked) as a side. I'd add some seasoned green beans in there. Other than that I'd eat it just like that.
>>8620236
Obviously you are in good company as I cant do much besides turn on the stove.
Tater Totties tomorrow night it is!
>>8620203
Nice pyrex, anon. What pattern is that?
>give my mother specific instructions on how to make god-tier cookies
>"Don't melt the butter"
>she puts the butter in a pot and melts it
>"Oh my gosh are you seriously beating the egg???"
>she beat the egg, /ck/
>"At the very least, round them up so they don't crisp on the edges"
>she says she's leaving them just like they are and pops them in the oven
Why don't they listen, /ck/?
Pic related, it's the biggest fucking "I told you so" results ever.
They were alright, she wanted me to take them back to my place and I was hesitant, they reminded me of older people not listening because they think they're more experienced when younger people actually take the time to learn these things so that mistakes like this don't happen.
You sound like a person who is unenjoyable to be around. Your mom doesn't spend her free time on a cooking image board bragging about how much of a meme lord master chef she is. Let her bake cookies the way she wants to or cook them yourself.
>>8619979
You realize most people on this board spend their time poking and prodding on different methods on cooking food right? And share failures and successes?
The point was to share experiences on people not listening, not to bitch about their distates for the OP.
just so you guys know I'm not fucking around
Remember when the commercials had that song?
Gimmie a break
Giiiiimmie a break
break me off a piece of that
KIT
KAT
BAR
You wouldn't dare.
Do it fgt
...for me, it's gotta be cold beefaroni
>>8619440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtTqX5WOpDg
>>8619440
>Tfw no grey eyes
>>8619447
this is one of those channels were guys jack off to women eating food, isn't it.
>Steal a little Jack Daniels from my roommate
>Lose track of time
>When I wake up I realize I drank 1/3 of the bottle
Will he be able to tell if I water it down
just tell him that you'll buy the next one. be a man about it, you drunkard.
>>8619087
stop being such a shitty friend
>>8619087
1. If he drinks it straight, yeah
2. If he mixes it, probably not
3. If he's degenerate alkie enough to tell by color, yeah
But even if he can't tell, you still shouldn't do it cause it's a bitch move. You're not a bitch, are you, OP?
No McDonald s thread?
Let's do this.
>>8618784
For me it's the McChicken, he best fast food sandwich.
>>8618784
McDonald's is the best fast food restaurant, hands down
for me
can i make borsch with beef heart? is that a good idea?
>>8618689
self bump
Come on, guys
>>8618689
terrible idea but yes you can sorta make it
ITT meme foods
What is the current meme food?
Cold brew is currently at meme status, but I can't think of a food that is.
>>8618279
THESE. Everyone and their mother is determined to reinvent this wheel.
Protip: if you really wanna try these, order a can of FILLETS, not whole fish.
It hurts my national feeling to see all those youtube idiots trying to stomach whole fish with guts and all and puking and going "crazy Swedes lol". If it's whole fish, you are supposed to wash and fillet them first.
What's your favorite flavor of kombucha, /ck/?
pic related, mine.
>>8616538
Cayenne Cleanse was surprisingly good.
>>8616607
i'll have to try it one day.
>>8616538
literally just vinegar tea.
about to make french toast out of orange soda.
will post results.
>>8616147
>>8616147
That sounds kind of good
You replaced the milk or added it along with?
>>8616171
replaced the milk with the soda.