>butter on rice
>butter on corn
>butter on veggies
is there an unwritten rule that buffets are not allowed to have a single healthy item? do they get kickbacks from hospitals and big pharma?
Why do you go to a buffet to eat healthy?
>>8621146
*eat healthily
>>8621146
dragged there for bs family meetup. can they just serve plain fuckin potatoes.
>Go to allrecipes
>Type in dish or browse popular
>Under star rating there is a photos option
>post worst image
Baked teriyaki chicken
>>8620540
Looks like squid ink baked chicken.
this clam chowder looked like it was fermenting in the thumbnail
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
4.5 star, 300+ reviews
here's the ingredients:
1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of celery soup
1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of potato soup
1 (10.75 ounce) can New England clam chowder
2 (6.5 ounce) cans minced clams
1 quart half-and-half cream
1 pint heavy whipping cream
jesus fuck
so i was eating a shrimp earlier
and suddenly i realized "holy shit it's an insect"
look at this disgusting shit with all those legs and those giant bug eyes, it's so fucking ugly
if it didn't live in the sea i'd basically be eating a fucking CENTIPEDE
look at it it really is just an insect how fucking gross it may be delicious but why would anyone think "yep this looks like a tasty bug let's just eat it" ???
that flesh inside might as well be a cockroach's flesh, or a giant worm, i bet cockroaches and worms have the same consistency
i look at my shrimp's flesh in my hand and i am like "well yes this might totally just be a worm"
i am disgusted with myself now
and i am the kind of people who has eaten snails multiple times keep that in mind
how do you feel about this
if you are under the age of 18, please discontinue browsing immediately
Anyone else really like prawns but hate the whole ordeal of having to take off the flesh and shell first?
Why is eating shellfish still in their shells a thing? Pain in the fucking arse.
>>8620101
i'm 22 and it is the first time in my life i realize this
I got my hands on a couple of aged beef steaks. I don't want to waste these so how should I cook these babies?
>>8619679
coat them in olive oil and slide those babies down your throat blue rare
>>8619679
Pittsburgh style
>>8619679
Well done if you don't want violent food poisoning. Gotta cook 25 minutes on both sides at 450 degree or else you risk salmonella constraction BIG TIME. Seroously Op, take it from me, rare steak is a scam invented by the Jews to kill white people more quickly.COOK YOUR STEAKS ALL. THE. WAY. THROUGH!!!
why do people go crazy for craft beer. I tried it and it's not worth the price. I myself don't get why it's a hype. I can get a 30 pack of hamms beer for 15 dollars. craft beer is also bitter and odd flavor infusions that are gross and expensive.
If you don't like it, you don't like it. Just keep buying what you're buying. I'm a fan of the complex flavors in craft beer. I drink it to savor every sip, rather than to just quench my thirst. Same reason I like expensive coffee.
>>8619446
Hamms is good, but its only like 4.2% alcohol.
I need like at least 5.7% to get where I want to be at the end of the night after 10 beers
>>8619446
I like some craft beers and I appreciate the smaller breweries' unique ideas, but I feel like a lot of the buzz with craft beer is just people trying to be 'cool' by drinking lesser known beer. I think craft beer is a great way to expand your beer preferences, though. But you're right, it's definitely pretty expensive to be buying without knowing if you'll like it or not.
WHAT CAN I MAKE WITH 5 DOZEN EGGS
I DONE BOUGHT TOO MANY EGGS
>>8618894
heart disease
>>8618894
LIKE 2 KILOGRAMS OF OMELETTE
>>8618894
You can make Gaston's breakfast for one day.
>Go to restaurant
>Order a steak, well-done
>waitress leaves
>moments later, a chef walks up to me
>I ask him what he wants
>he tells me he doesn't like preparing well-done steaks, because it robs them of all flavour or something
>ok then, I guess we'll be leaving and never ever returning
>nod at girlfriend, she gets up
>the chef addresses her, asking how she can date someone like me
>she just glares at him and asks:
>what on earth made you think I was going to take your side?
Girls are dumb.
Asuka a shit.
>>8618636
>OP's gf sides with him
>anon calls her dumb
For once, the faggot was not OP.
Post coffee and coffee autism in this ITT!
Old thread: >>8591936
>>8618162
How is art any more complex than rosetta-tier stuff done?
>>8618209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjVFtHVBpI
>>8618281
>15 minutes
That's quite a while to cool down before the recipient gets it.
ITT: We post the top /ck/ things that get used up in our households the fastest
>ranch
>hot sauce
>soy sauce
>eggs
>tortillas
1. Eggs, always.
2. English muffins
3. Onions
4. Garlic
5. Canned tomato products
Vodka.
Op here
>>8617859
Fuck i forgot that one
>country
>income
>most recent grocery list
>australia
>~$300-500 a week (this week it was 300)
>4kg potatos
>2kg carrots
>2kg medium grain rice
>2kg brown onions
>1kg frozen greens
>1 whole free range chicken (1.2kg)
>500g dry red lentils
>500g dry chick peas
>2x 400g diced tomato cans
>2x 300g coconut cream cans
>1 375g jar tomato paste
>1 500g jar minced garlic
>1 doz cage eggs
>1 loaf wholemeal bread
>3x 100g tuna cans
>1 snickers bar
>1 bottle cheap red wine (the $4 variety)
>some sponges and cloths
Whole shop cost me about $60, not inculding the train ride to and from the shops ($6 but I didn't pay for it anyway)
>>8616460
forgot to add
>50g packet curry powder
>25g packet tumeric
>25g packet garam masala
>2x 250g packet thin spaghetti
did anyone ever make one of these steaks? could've sworn there was a thread here about them.
>pass by McDonald's
>remember coupon for free latte
>enter and while ordering see hot n spicy McChicken on the menu
>wasn't it replaced with the regular one?
>doubt
>recall /ck/'s food anthem of: "for me it's the mcchicken"
>whatcouldgowrong?.iso
>order it with latte and a small drink
>sit down to finish the meal
>disgusting "chicken texture"
>average spicy flavorings (7/10)
>shitty mayo and lettuce
>chewy bun
>leave and sit in car thinking of what the fuck
did I just consume as a 'meal'
I guess that's the last I listen to /ck/ and their shitty memes.
>>8614181
Why are you even here.
Tbh you have very shit tastes
>>8614181
for me
>>8614188
>not reading the part about the free latte coupon
I never eat there and on the way to my free drink I
discovered /ck/'s mcchicken meme is trash.
I want to become a vegetarian for personal reasons but I'm worried about protein intake.
>>8613045
>vegetarian for personal reasons
You're probably already getting enough protein from all the semen you swallow.
Rice, beans, quinoa, dairy, eggs, and protein powder (either pea or whey).
You can't really get enough protein to add muscle mass as a vegetarian, unless you eat ridiculous amounts.
Beans, whey shakes, mushrooms, nuts etc
Go big or go home edition
Day 11 faggots. Yesterday was a tough, had a really long exhausting day and the urge to drink was stronger than usual. I just ignored it and it went away
Celebrating the 99th birthday
Well I guess that's just an excuse since I've been drinking daily
>The daily dose no longer works and you have to dose higher
Fucking tolerance go kill yourself
>Need to take more amphetamines so I could enjoy the tunes and rock to the tunes and solve sudokus and feel happy
By happy I mean mean neutral because I never feel happy, but then again I don't feel sad either, but since it pumps my state up, I guess that would be considered happy? Or am I still in the neutral state and it just makes me ecstatic, in some way?
What do you know about good fruit punch?
>>8612355
Kill yourself, Barneyfag
>>8612355
Honestly, fruit punch is quite good...I usually mix orange juice with cranapple juice and some vodka for an adult egde
Nothing
I don't even know what that is
Why is it blue? No fruit is that blue
I'm not convinced.
>So called Barbecue capital of the world
> Average Australian has never heard of "Low and Slow"
Why are Australians so proud of their culinary ignorance even in things they profess to be good at?
>>8620093
Same reason as flyover americans. When you're in an isolation bubble far from everything that matters, it's hard to get a frame of reference for your daily experiences. You tend to just assume everywhere else sucks and where you live/what you know is the best thing ever. If something is unfamiliar to you, it sucks because it's not what you're used to.
>>8620093
Same with everything here mate. Australia is just starting to catch up with the rest of the world in some things and falling behind in others.
American BBQ joints have just caught on here in the last year or so, so we might see some movement there.
>>8620097
Is it nice in Australia?