This might not be too much into the category but It's the closest. To all managers (hiring managers) why do you find it appropriate to call interviewers to drive up for 5 minute interviews just to know when we are available to work ? Do you find it that important that interviewees waste their time and money to drive up just for something that you can discuss over a phone ?
>>1713019
Like to a drive thru window or what? Hours are usually covered in the interview.
>>1713042
Ok let me make it clearer (sorry for my lack of good diction) I drove 35 minutes for a job interview just to talk to the manager so he can know hours I was available then he tells me to write my number and he will give me a call the next day to tell me when he's ready for me to be on the clock. Also u should know that I'm working minimum wage and paying House bills wtf
>>1713059
He was probably hoping for a blowie since he already had your number. This was your chance to get full time with good hours but you blew it.
Not literally unfortunately.
should i buy litecoin? or dogecoin?
if you like collecting memes then yes
>>1712919
Dont forget about PepeCash and Trumpcoin.
>>1712919
bitcoin, it's the only one that should ever be taken seriously
>made a 178% return after 2 years
>on a $300 investment
FUCK my life /biz/. I can never get rich if I don't have large capital to start of with right?
My trading strategy works but only if my trades are held long term like 1 - 3 years. How do I make millions if I have low capital to start of with?
try losing 1500$ in a day
Work --> trade
>>1712906
How'd you get them gains tho?
quick question
which companies makes pre-made food? microwave food? i want to invest in it
Rustlers
>>1712834
private company
Swanson
WHAT THE FUCK /biz/ how do I actually get people to buy shit off my website? What have I done wrong? I need some constructive criticism because I have ads running and people clicking on my website but no actual buyers. Please tell me what I did wrong.
http://www.apexishealth.com
>>1712815
>Homeopathy pills
Even the public aren't stupid enough to buy that fake voodoo shit
>>1712815
You need a product that a demand actually exists for.
You fucked up nigga
>>1712874
If people are on his website the problem isnt demand/interest
OP, your website lacks trust, first of all. Where's the (Google Voice) phone number that should be prominently figured at the top of every page? (almost no one will ever call it so dont worry.) Privacy policy? Terms and pages like that in the footer? return policy? I remember a study once that showed that people who actually clicked on pages like the privacy policy, while very few (because who does that), had like a 95% conversion rate. They were ready to buy, they just needed to be convinced that it was safe.
Also try implementing clickmaps/heatmaps to see where your users are abandoning you. You are studying your site stats, right? Where are they leaving your site? Try to figure out what theyre thinking and why they're experiencing anxiety.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't spend my entire paycheck on lottery tickets
>$1000 paycheck
>that would get me 100 $10 scratchers
>odds of losing all 100 are VERY LOW
>infinite money almost guaranteed
check mate
>>1712784
There aren't any good reasons? Ever wonder why some people buy so many lottery tickets everyday? Because it's successful. For some people, buying and scratching off tickets is a full time job.
>>1712784
the price of a roll of tickets is 300 for any roll. $1 - $20. you will get as many as it takes to account for that $300. every roll will have winners and losers. some tickets will win $100 some will only be $1. when you flip the ticket over there will be odds saying 3:1 or 5:1. when you look at how many winners per roll vs how many losers per roll you will see these odds are exactly right. and you will systematically lose money until you can no longer afford a roll. youre trying to gamble that within each roll of tickets you have the one outlyer ticket that will net you the big win. Youre better off just gambling a $1 and hoping for the same outcome. the odds are the same and your overall losses will be much lower.
>>1712784
>Buy 100 tickets
>lets say 10% are good
>10 tickets winnings
>5 tickets win $10 each
>1 ticket 15$
>1 ticket $100
>1 ticket $50
>1 ticket 25$
>1 ticket $500
so how much do you net?
5x10+25+500+15+100+50=740 and that is with a generous 10% winning streak
20k today here we come
1 AND NINETEEN MORE
>>1712696
>this is what coinfags actually believe
shitcoin is worthless. you're dipping below $850, let alone above $20k retard
>>1712736
HE MIGHT HAVE WENT ON LIVIN', BUT HE MADE ONE FATAL SLIP
Post your awful resumes and let semi-professional anons tell you how to make it better.
I'll start off with a question: what's a good way to hide the fact that I'm a loser on my resume? Instead of listing out the employer (year and a half at Starbucks impresses no one) I was thinking of making sections for the """skilled experience""" I've had. Customer service for my shit jobs, financial institutions for my time at banks, etc. Is this advisable or will it just be obvious that I don't have anything impressive to show?
>>1712668
Even Starbucks can sound good if you're entry level. You were a customer service representative highly skilled in ensuring quality customer care with a focus on fostering fostering brand loyalty.
Mention commendations from superiors or customers, when you received raises, and willingness to adjust your personal schedule to benefit the business (aka take shifts for people).
Regardless of field, a customer-oriented service professional is an asset.
>>1712707
Be sure to put "fostering" in their twice. They love that.
>>1712707
>>1712710
I hadnt thought of that, I'll see what I can come up with
What's the best way to do this legally? Shell company trickery? Fake name and monetizing via ads? Figurehead?
Why anonymously?
>>1712588
Only reason I can think of is tax evasion
If you're making a scam app, it's not going to stay on the app store for long. And if you're not publishing on the app store, its easy to be anonymous. But good luck getting your shit downloaded
>>1712588
>>1712597
Nothing illegal or shady, it's just my "don't dox yourself" gut feeling. I want to discuss the development of it online while not having to have separate accounts for it. I don't care about the CIA or the IRS or whoever knowing who I am, I just don't want my face and address forcibly stapled to it.
Yeah, I meant Google play store, sorry for being unclear. A random .apk is extremely easy to host anonymously. How stringent is Google with real name policy if it's free/ad monetized? Can you just use a business name, or does it actually need to be registered?
How will memecoiners even recover? Feels good with my 30% ROI a year as a stockfag
i get what you are saying, but if you bought anything when it hit $900 and /biz/ went crazy with NOCOINERSLOL threads and sold when it got to near $1100*, it would have been a nice little profit for a couple of weeks. 20% or so.
*i don't expect many people who bought at $900 did sell and take profits. the desire not to miss out on more would have been too much for most i imagine. in which case, lol, we all learn the lesson to take profits and not to hold too long. (as well as the lesson about selling too quick)
WATCH BTC HIT 2000
NOCOINER TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
COPE HARDER
30% ROI in a year, lel how about 30% ROI in a minute
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>1712377
>eth cuck's dreams
Buy the dip
>>1712377
Fuck, I had 15k invested in bitcoins. I'm now down 5k, should I ride the train to the bottom, or sell now?
>not socializing on your lunch breaks
Why do normalfags get so violently triggered by this?
I'm on break don't fucking talk to me
>>1712376
you should be calling prospects it only takes a few minutes to eat
>>1712376
>generalized anxiety disorder.
>>1712376
it's fine but as anti-social as i am in general i enjoy break with my colleagues.
I'm a cashier, and at this rate will probably be one my entire life.
What are some of the easiest certifications, licenses, and other fancy qualifiers I can obtain without college so I can change my fate? I have 5k saved back and i'm willing to dump some of that for training though. I don't really have passion for anything so anything's fine as long as it pays more than 16k a year. Can't do truck driving as i'm night blind or I already would.
Union work and apprenticeships.
>>1712374
I'm 26. isn't there a cut off age for that stuff? I thought kids fresh out of school are favored for that.
>>1712365
Military is a great option because salary + free college + guarunteed jobs after
If not apply for government work, also good
If all else fails you could go to community college for about $2k / year
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Come on guys, let's make NEET nocoiner Simon into a rich alpha. You will be rewarded with meme magic!
For every $10 donated I can afford to pay a third world laborer to Simonpost for a few hours. Imagine what would be possible with $1000. We would make 4chan history
Look at that face and tell me you don't want to help him out.
Meme magic will reward you!
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Give Simon his gibs, now
okay i don't really care about the bitcoin drop this thread isn't about that. how do i pump and dump an alt coin? i have 10 people and the 50k to do this.
can it be done without a robot?
if no, how do i get a robot?
how gradual does the buy curve have to be?
how do i know what coin to choose?
do all pumpers have to be on the same exchange?
how does a group sell fast enough to not take a hit?
any other information you can give would be appreciated
if you already have a group that would be great too.
>>1712032
>any other information you can give would be appreciated
the SEC has taken jurisdiction of cryptos and indicted at least two groups for P&D involving cryptos.
You are in a public forum asking how to commit a crime.
be warned.
>>1712040
well thats really shitty to know.
how big were these groups?
>>1712032
>50k
Not anywhere near enough.