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I mean the only thing I can use this fucking venmo-money for is to send money to somebody else's venmo. Which is practically like offering to pay with something in crab legs its fucking retarded, who would accept the money via venmo when they could take cash? I dont plan on doing business with anyone via the internet so its just sitting there... Is there any way I can actually get this money?

pls

>>1711320
>>1711334
>being this dumb
ohmy

>>1711320
>I just made the easiest 20 dollars in my life
I'm intrigued OP, please tell me more

You left out how much cash you have on hand to pay the people the money they gave you back. Which would just add to your company's value, would make it worth over 1 million. If you have no money then you can't do it and it's just a bad question.

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>>1711322

Sorry I still don't understand.

When companies do IPOs is usually to "raise money for expansion plans" right? But if the company is yours and you are selling YOUR stock to these people, then how are you better off at the end of it?
I mean the cash you get is re-invested in the company?

Can you give me an example for dummies?

>>1711288
>Wouldn’t that mean that by doing the IPO I cucked myself out $250K?
$1 million minus $500k= $500k
you came out ahead, a head.

you sold $500k worth of your company and had $750k left instead of $500k. The other $250k went back to the shareholders because their shares increase too.

>>1711247
I was actually going to buy more too, fucking cunts.

Looks like reports of other merchants down also lmao btc is a joke

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>>1711247
>all the 13 y o hurry up to sell before they bankrupt their moms

>>1711234
Make people laugh and make people envious. Are your chairs remarkable? Do they stand out in any particular way?

>>1711237
There are a few super dope ones i was looking at that are modeled after racing seats. Would be pretty easy to target gamers/racing enthusiasts through facebook ads or something and use that strategy.

>>1711245
Or film a thirty second ad with somebody in pads and a helmet holding a disembodied steering wheel as they careen down a steep slope.

Do banner ads for furniture work well? Not many people I know are in the market for hot new chairs. I think a better angle is to convince people their chairs are somehow inferior without insulting their taste.

Under privileged yutes in Baltimore city or Baltimore county? If it's the city proper, then she'll get 2x her salary in life insurance through the union.

It's a good thing to have. I'm nearby let's hang the fuck out

Buy rape insurance.

>>1711211
>t. The niggers living in designer streetwear while in the projects

A surefire way to get wealthy in the long term is to simply educate yourself in basic finance. 10% return per year (compounded daily) and $300 input a month would make you a millionnaire by retirement..

Life is a simulation and your mind controls what happens for the most. L

>>1711193
Its over for now. Sorry. Been through this many times.

>>1711207
lol ok senpai

OP you're overly optimistic desu but still I have no doubt that btc will reach 5k+ over the next year, anyone thinking otherwise has a fundamental misunderstanding of either bitcoin or economics. Bitcoin so far has gone up in stages, and right now we're at the beginning of the next. This is the first dip of probably 3 or 4 more which will be either about the same or even greater dips..however it is a dip and only a dip. Unless the price falls below 900 and stays there for a good day or two, we can assume it will begin heading back up, likely with greater momentum

Screencap this

>>1711218
Prepare for another drop soon, coinfags.

Shitcoin is still way up over the last month. A robust price rise needs to be built on a base of long-term users, of which there's no evidence of behind the last month's rise.

It's massively overbought.

Screencap this, bitch

>>1711150
bagholders? you mean buy the dip right? this is the last stop before moontown.

Hardly any you have yo be stupid to think anyone but privileged white males buy this degenerate dark web coin

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vpu. 42 shares, -~$6/ea

Netflix?

>>1711224
ah, the retarded stepchild

>>1711147
Every single news I've heard about FB's stock has been shitty

>>1711124
you can't define it
you can only describe it

is intersubjective

"was blowjob made available? (yes/no)"

How satisfied your customers are with the product/service available

>>1711122
Obviously call the bank what the fuck happened?

deposited check withdrawn 2k, and send to my country for my dad operation. the check is from my other bank account. now its over drawn 2k. i don't know how to cover this.

>>1711183
what

call you bank and get it refunded, if that check allows

Get in line. You and a whole lot of recent school leavers are looking for trades. It's literally a pool of thousands.

You can ask them if they're willing to take on any apprentices because you're interested if they are

>>1711110
>Would it come off as kinda brazen
>braze

why would it matter? Are you worried some plumber you'll never speak to again thinks you admire their profession and have the balls to ask to learn?

>>1711115
Just to not lessen the chances of getting hired.

shitcoiners are on suicide watch today anyway after their wallets became worthless

>>1711131
>back over $1k
>worthless
We're reaching degrees of coping that shouldnt be possible

>>1711101

yea the average shaky handed joe should stay away. The article is 100% correct. Crypto is perfect for buying drugs and neets with not much of a life who can keep an eye on it almost 24/7. Not much else right now anyway.

>>1711080
I would have to sample your product before commenting on its viability

I imagine high quality fetish porn could be sold at a higher price, but hiring actresses/actors to actually do that would probably be expensive, aswell :/
And the freakier the fetish gets, the more it can be sold for, but hiring actresses becomes more expensive too

>>1711181
My fiance and I were actually thinking about doing this for extra money. Basically she would make panty poop videos where she wouldn't even have to show her face, and sell them for loadsemoney.

It would be so easy to make tons of videos too, even if they're sold for super cheap compared to other fetish models already in that scene. Talking 5 dollars a pop, I figure one video a day, maybe one every two days to save up a big load.

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>>1711067

>>1711067
Buy the drip?
ok

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>>1711067
yeah it's like totally not hard to predict the future at all!