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Undertaker was responsible for the highest buyrate in summerslam history

>>2947978
>as
He's going to turn into a PPV?

>>2947990
he is undefeated at summerslam 11-0

>>2947976
he gives to the needy, she is basically the black female enzo

>>2947976
Based stripper confirmed for drawing 100 dimes.

With a face like that she's lucky to have that job

How big is Batista's dick?

>>2948023
How should I know?

>>2948023
How should I know?

He'll probably end up being more successful in the end.

Because Jason Jordan is doing so well.

>>2947944
He's more talented so by WWE standards he will show Jinder and Roman up so he's a failure.

Jim's Virginia boys

Three Minute Warning

>>2947913

Two and a half Tons

>>2947885
It sounds kind of like "Brock", but pronounced in an odd, incorrect way.

So, the "Bork" in "Bork Laser" stands for "Brock".

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beater of randal keith

>>2947885
It's just ripping off hulk speak. Which is a ripoff in itself.

Fucking based. Miz is a future HOF for sure. Just watch him make stars out of Bo, Axel, and JJ

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>>2947863
The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.

AJ Styles says Miz is one tough cat: http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0327/609016/aj-styles-on-if-he-got-heat-for-knocking-out-miz-tooth/

Daniel Bryan admits the Miz is right and awesome: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/09/01/wwes-daniel-bryan-tells-espn-his-televised-fight-with-the-miz-was-real/?utm_term=.3e837126939f

Foley is a Mizfit: https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1235809239782545:0
https://www.kekbook.com/RealMickFoley/posts/1385044308192370

J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: https://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/50214

Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btH0K5-VjQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH-jA4aXt8c

Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster

Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dgPbuD-rCY
http://411mania.com/wrestling/samoa-joe-says-a-feud-with-the-miz-would-be-compelling/

Vince Russo thinks Miz is born in the wrong era and that he would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: http://www.ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Spoony went from hating Miz's botches against Dolph Ziggler on Summerslam 2014 to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: https://youtu.be/PLxRwyO5l-U?t=11m50s
https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/864510396572606467

Ricochet (Will "...Dive" Ospreay's Rival) thinks the Miz is one of the best things in Pro Wrestling today: https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/865695469296537600

Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: https://youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s

>can't get a reaction unless he's ripping off another wrestler

>>2947904
Like he did with Alex Riley or Damien Sandow?

Triple H wouldn't put over sting who the fuck do you think would win?

>>2947850
JJ is the bigger carny though and carny'd his way to the top of every promotion he has been in.

>>2947850
I'm talking outside wwe and outside tna. Independent match.

>>2947817
No, but they fucked it up royally. And when I say "they" I mean Vince.

The old man just doesn't have it

>jobber for years
>get hotshotted the title after three weeks of build
>ticket sales and ratings decline during your reign
>all to sell the Network to people who get PPVs for free in a country that doesn't use steaming services


plus his matches suck. so the answer is yes.

>>2947840
worked by the modern day maharaja

GOAT

>>2947810
I'm in a wheelchair, you sick bastard! I'm telling Twitter

>>2947810
LEGEND

august 1 warning

>>2947784
IDENTITY REVEALED

https://youtu.be/cRAdWcfpM_Y
holy fuck this is still making me fucking cringe

>>2947701
What's his name again?

>>2947712
Rami Sebai

>>2947701
You can't even beat your own dick anymore because you're too fat and you get exhausted after a few strokes faggot.

>>2947700
Why are they openly promoting the fact that he's fucking off to UFC? You'd think they would want to trick their dumb mongoloid fans into thinking he's staying, but nope.

They're practically begging their viewers to stop watching at this point

Bork-la-azer, bork-la-azer, bork bork booork bork bork booork.

This is how his theme song goes

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>asks for bork gifs
>op is a jpg

BIG CAS

>>2947600
It's almost painful how generic he is

>go from a super over tag team to a solo generic feud as a heel
Where did it all go wrong?

Kenny Omega vs. Edge. Edge wins a TLC match after he spears Kenny who's hanging from the belt off a ladder a la the Jeff hardy spot BUT they also fall thru a table. Earlier in the match, Kenny OWAs edge into the only ladder in the ring. By the time he sets the ladder up, edge is up and climbing too, leading to the finish. Edge dies after the match due to internal injuries cementing him as one of the best of all time. What a way to go.

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Pentagon Jr vs Sting

Sting wins, Halloween Havoc in Las Vegas. Win by submission only. Jerry Lawler and Matt Striker.

Patty Melt gives it a 4.25 not enough Japanese wrasslin

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AJ Styles vs Kane (odd, I know, but hear me out).

Last Man Standing. JR and Corey Graves calling the action. B pay per view like No Mercy is the time and location.

Speed vs brute strength. AJ Styles doing his fancy flips, sticking and moving, and trying to chop the big man down. Kane throwing him around like a rag doll, maybe a high spot involving a chokeslam through a table.

AJ Styles manages to either outsmart or outmaneuver Kane into a dangerous position which incapacitates him into the 10 count.

Styles wins.