Say Goodbye to Lesnar Thread (RIP WWE 1959-2017)

>>2947700
Why are they openly promoting the fact that he's fucking off to UFC? You'd think they would want to trick their dumb mongoloid fans into thinking he's staying, but nope.

They're practically begging their viewers to stop watching at this point

Bork-la-azer, bork-la-azer, bork bork booork bork bork booork.

This is how his theme song goes

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>asks for bork gifs
>op is a jpg

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RIP in piece.

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>Bork returned over 5 years ago

>>2947735
Was that the fight with Cain?

He will only fight like once a year so his wwe schedule remains the same

>>2947700
based lesnar killing wwe working jap style and making entertainers look like geeks

>>2947700
>>2947709
Because Brock is winning, fellas. Heyman is just selling Summerslam because he knows nobody else in that company is going to try to.

He's retaining and taking the Galactic Title at UFC

He's in contract until Wrestlemania where he'll finally drop the belt

>>2947734
>Brock won this match

what the fuck is vince thinking

>>2947709
He's leaving any way so might as well hype it as his last pro wrestling match to draw dimes.

I'm sure there are a quite a few people who will pay money just to see the last time one of the biggest names in wrestling steps in the ring which will counter balance the negative dimes Jinder draws

>>2947700
>probably the best in LOLWWE history
wut

>>2947700
Brock will be back in 10 years when he's old and busted and needs a Mania paycheck to have a "dream match" against some other, slightly less old and busted, part timer WWE will have laying around by then and who he has already fought before, probably Cena.

>>2947869
wtf you are thinking bitch? both part timer... it doesnt matter who win.

>>2948386
go back to the indian forums pajeet

>>2948382
Based WWE

>>2948443
we are ruling your american wrestling

Brock is a cancer that needs to fuck off

>>2947833
This would actually be funny...carries the Galactic belt all over UFC, like it's some kind of legit title. And if he wins, he holds it high in celebration, Vince would love it.

However, Vince also wouldn't want to risk Brock losing and thus his belt 'looking like' (as if it isn't) a joke. Therefore Vince won't let it happen.

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>>2947700

RIP last legit draw in that company. After Punk went home Brock was the last one that felt like a superstar.

My source is telling me that Samosa Joe is going to choke out Brock and win the Intergalactic planetary Championship at the Summerslam

>>2947753
I think he may have several more fights in the UFC while he still can

>>2948565
Lesnar is as protected as Floyd

He'll easily bury his next opponent and then get caught with roids and juices

>>2947700
>Last and only real draw leaving WWMeme
It was a good run lads. Pack it up. See y'all in the NJPW threads.

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>>2948681
>My source is telling me that Samosa Joe is going to choke out Brock and win the Intergalactic planetary Championship at the Summerslam
who was the janetty?

>>2949672
MCA

I miss when Bork used to shriek like a pterodactyl at people.

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>>2949683
>Has all the signature and memorable lines

>>2949683
Oh wait, I got MCA confused with Adrock somehow. I'm living in my own head rent free, ignore me

>>2949704
>SEETHING AT HIMSELF