According to PWinsider.com, 73-year-old Terry Funk is returning to the ring in September. He is currently advertised for the September 23rd and 24th Big Time Wrestling in Raleigh, NC and Charleston, SC. He will team with The Rock N’ Roll Express for the first time ever to face Jerry Lawler, Doug Gilbert and Brian Christopher. More details on the shows available here. https://411mania.com/wrestling/terry-funk-returning-ring-september/
>>2948701
based
The Funker is the GOAT.
>Come watch a legend of wrestling explode into a zillion pieces from one single clothesline!
the man is nuts.
This is the worst board on any website on the entire internet.
>>2948686
>hasn't posted this on /pol/
>>2949676
He said worst, not best
>>2948686
>t only board you frequent here
GOAT
>>2948545
What cosmetic surgery did she get on her face? It looks totally different.
>>2948576
Nothing. That's just the face you make when you waste away your best years at home (not even raising a child), instead of living your dream because your boyfriend/husband is an insufferable ass who burns bridges,only cares about himself and greatly overestimates his talents.
>>2948607
She probably has enough ventures of her own to do stuff and not wasting "her best years at home".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxDLdTUsNbY
Do you agree?
>>2948506
Agree
The drones PROTESTED the Battleground Main Event......................by going to the box office to buy tickets for the next WWE show in that same building in 6 months.
Jim Jones and David Miscavige WISH they could train people to eat their shit and call it ice cream the way WWE has managed to completely brainwash their audience.
>THIS SHOW SUCKS, WE'LL SHOW YOU
>WE'LL SHOW YOU BY...BY.......B BUYING TICKETS TO THE NEXT TIME YOU COME TO TOWN WITH NOTHING ANNOUNCED IN ADVACE!!
>YEAH THAT'LL SHOW EM!!
literal drooling retards
>>2948587
Drones gotta drone!
Suicide pact, when?
After watching Paul Heyman's promo today in which he called Strowman, Roman and Samoa Joe the most stacked heavyweight division in WWE history, it really made me think, it got my noggin' joggin'. In terms of pure in-ring talent, charisma, ring psychology, presence and pedigrees, these guys are fucking stacked and blow many, if not all of WWE's heavyweight divisions out of the water. Most of these men need little introduction. Many former IWGP Heavyweight champions like Tetsuya Naito, Hiroshi Tanahashi as well as up and comers who will soon be champions like Sanada, Kota Ibushi and Kenny Omega, or Kazuchika Okada, current IWGP heavyweight champion and greatest wrestler in the world (2nd being Kenny Omega who is also in this division) whose title reign is unstoppable. Even those who haven't tasted heavyweight gold like Hirooki Goto and Minoru Suzuki have unbelievably decorated careers, Suzuki, one of the founding fathers of MMA, carrying a dangerous aura to him comparable only to Brock Lesnar, Hirooki Goto who has captured many midcard titles as well as the G1 Climax and the New Japan cup, will eventually "win the big one" and finally capture the IWGP Heavyweight Championship that he deserves. You can put any of these 2 gentlemen together, and have an excellent, excellent match. This talented lineup consists of Japanese wrestling's past, present and future and I challenge anybody here to name a better heavyweight division. Nobody even comes close to these 8. We would obviously add Katsuyori Shibata had he not been a retard and fucked himself to make this already deadly line-up even scarier. Anyway, what do you think, /asp/?
>forgetting Based Ishii
WWE is still trying to convince their sheep fans they have a better roster kek
Not reading that wall of text. And I don't recognize half those people and I watch a lot of NJPW.
Takahashi? - Okada - ??? - Omega
??? - ??? - ??? - Naito
>watch rumble
>contestants come in at completely random intervals if you pay attention
Whoa almost like its a show for families that aren't autistic.
>watch the rumble
>someone who wins it doesn't even main event Mania later
>>2948463
hast his happened?
4 years today, we witnessed the greatest reveal in wrestling history
Holy fucking cringe
*stands with his arms crossed and nods his head ominously*
>all that buildup only for Ortiz vs Rampage
J U S T
What are your favourite wrestling catchphrases? Here's mine:
>would you like to come and try what I've just cooked?
>When my hands goes up, you're mouth goes shut
>>2948427
My favorite is
>OP is a faggot who should hang himself
>It is impossible for me to impart this knowledge unto any sentient being
how do i get x-pac or roman reigns heat in real life
>>2948391
>Be rich, good looking, successful
>Constantly act like you're the underdog and the man is keeping you down
Be promoted beyond your talents and kill your employer's company
>>2948408
>successful
RECORD LOW RATINGS
>>2948409
Roman, as a kayfabe wrestler, is wildly successful. He has clean wins over pretty much the entire roster at this point.
ACCEPT THE LORD OF DARKNESS AS YOUR SAVIOR
EBERSING
IS
EEEEEEEEEEBILL
Pure wrestlekino
Ministry Taker > Biker Taker > og Deadman Taker > dogshit > AIDS > > cancer > > > Deadman Taker 2.0 aka The Undercringer
Hardy Boyz got WOKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZe1eCkMIs0
>>2948315
YYEEEEEHHHHAAAAASSSS
>>2948315
N-no one?
Broken Hardy's is cool and all.. but.. it's not new you know, so just get on with it.
They're building up to something that already exists, and if they wait too long nobody will even care anymore..
"a lil raunchy comedy" with a budget of 70 million dollars
what did he mean by this?
He meant it jokingly you artist
This guy used to be cool, then he went to hollywood
>>2948276
>get critisized
>instead of learning from the shit that happened he chimped out instead
did the box office for Fast and Furious 8 made his head big?
E DRONES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
The Melter, for one, spent wasted many decades of his 1 (one) and only life believing that his wrestling newsletter was culturally significant.
>>2948121
You forgot to delete "spent" after you proof read and decided to go with "wasted."
le Meltz has been BTFO Edrones on the regular recently. It's hilarious
>Watch G1 Climax 27: Day 11 at 2:30am PST / 5:30am EDT / 10:30am BST
Where?
www.NJPWWORLD.com
>NJPW G1 Climax 27 Day 11 Match Card
Jushin “Thunder†Liger & Michael Elgin vs Toru Yano & Jado.
Hirai Kawato, Hiroyoshi Tenzan, & Satoshi Kojima vs El Desperado, Taichi, & Minoru Suzuki.
David Finlay & Juice Robinson vs BUSHI & SANADA.
Chase Owens & Kenny Omega vs EVIL & Hiromu Takahashi.
Gedo & Kazuchika Okada vs Yujiro Takahashi & Tama Tonga.
G1 Climax 27 A Block Tournament Match
YOSHI-HASHI vs Bad Luck Fale.
G1 Climax 27 A Block Tournament Match
Togi Makabe vs Zack Sabre Jr.
G1 Climax 27 A Block Tournament Match
Yuji Nagata vs Tomohiro Ishii.
G1 Climax 27 A Block Tournament Match
Tetsuya Naito vs Hirooki Goto.
G1 Climax 27 A Block Tournament Match
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Kota Ibushi.
>>2947993
Alternative: http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube
>>2947993
>Goto vs Naito
>Ibushi vs Tanahashi
muh dick
whats going to be better Goto V Naito or Tana vs Ibushi
I went to a RoH TV taping last Saturday, AMA
Did it suck as much as it looks like on TV?
>>2947984
It was actually really fun. I had a few drunk guys next to me who yelled stupid but funny stuff all night.
>>2947982
Bump