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The cuck with no personality

>>2944041
damn Phil looks like THAT?!

Phillip Jack Brooks

You mean the one about Paige, that Rocky was directing?

I'm going to go ahead and guess that it has been canned for now.

David Bixenspan made the whole thing up

>>2943448
>>2944947
That sneaky jew!

Legend.

>>2943357
NO. FUCKING. WAY.

Why would he do that? Surely that goes against his journalistic integrity?

>>2943404
ABSOLUTE LEGEND

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Is that really him singing? Sounds nothing like him

You're retarded that's just a fan made version of cult of personality

>>2943101
>>2943106
Are you an insider? No? Then shut it

At best they'll probably be stuck helping Emma become champion on the main roster. At least for a while. No less than two years of waiting before and if one of them becomes champ. Sorry.

>>2942972

In what world would Emmaetty become Champ?

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>Seth Rollins theme plays
HAR HAR HAR HAR

Why does Cyborg want to fight Lynch so much?

first for becky embarrassing herself in front of a large cross promotion audience
https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/891496595619016704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Frajah.com%2Fnode%2F57284

>>2941353
It's an angle for a WWE match you fucking mark.

was this the bitch that beat up drew?

>>2940793
Yes. And drew pay the price sadly.

>a lilian garcia podcast

>still no howard finkle podcast

I'm not sure we deserve such a blessing.

When this meme becomes funny.
So, never.

>>2931823
Whatever you say Malky

>First ever WWE match is one against a legend where it's one his weaker matches
>Proceeds to play a poorly aged character that was very of its time
>Afterwards, makes long time fans quit for quite a while
>Has gotten what's considered the most overrated Dave Meltzer 5 star of all time in a feud where he just did his usual promos meanwhile Cuck Man Phil elevated it
>Does a few more moves than his five moves of doom, and casuals eat it up thinking the number of moves a star does is what makes them good/bad
>Meltzer doesn't even have Cena as #1 draw of 2000-2009 which was his dominant decade
>Is about to work with arguably one of the worst movie directors in Hollywood in a franchise that's close to dead with godawful fan/critical accalim
No, he is far from GOAT.

>>2952211
SMARK LITERALLY SEETHING

>>2952161
>DC
He got confirmed for Shazam?

I bet we find out whose been jumping Fashion Police tonight (hope it's not Wyatt Family).

Give us Ziggler and TJ Perkins or something. Or TMDK.

Why is the popup power bomb so protected?

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Boypussy > girlpussy

I will create the National Socialist Pro Wrestling (NSPW), we will have gimmick matches like "Hell in the Auschwitz" events with names such as "Great Jews of Fire", "Survival of the Jew Series", "No Mercy for the Jew", "TLK - Tables, Ladders and Kikes" and many others.
Championships would be:
Axis Powers World Championship with a great Swastika design
Nazi Germany Championship (like US Belt in WWE & NJPW), a midcard belt Waffen-SS Championship.

>>2950430
>Not mentioning Elimination Chamber
Ya goofed

>>2950433
I fear WWE lawsuits, sorry

literally who is tbat?

he gets some things right

>>2952940
p-plans change, you know... uh, yeah

Bullshit, he was drawing dimes while you were raping babies and getting dumped by fat chicks.

>>2952765
huh?

>>2952786
fbi why are ya doing this

Whoever isnt in the US title match

Getting surgery on his neck thanks to Gookamoron

burying that faggot who broke his neck in a 2 star match on free tv and joining the poo world order

>another Carter trip
:D

>Reigns buries Samoa Joe
>Cena puts over Nakamura

Which show has the better booking again??

Based Big dog working unemployed loser carter