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What if we torch this board and start again?
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The whole idea of putting /wwe/ on /asp/ was stupid to begin with and created more problems than it solved
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>>2940684
we need to torch carter
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Why is everyone on this board so self loathing? I happen to enjoy our little autistic community and like the fact that all the fags here haven't started to take all the irony seriously yet.
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>Also worth mentioning, though it has nothing to do with the Joe celebration, was a tag team whose members wore glowing unicorn horns and during their match employed wild pelvic thrusts for reasons unclear.
>After they won, one hulking member made out with his championship belt.
What did Detroit Free Pressetty mean by this?
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New Day sucks.
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>>2940683
>glowing unicorn horns
horn represents a penis
>wild pelvic thrusts
this represents sex moves
>one hulking member made out with his championship belt
the belt represents your white wife
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>>2940699
>the belt represents your white wife
Kek
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He kept talking about how cool he was and gave his boy a little money to tip. We had a really forced convo because he was high af (‘only a $2500 fine’) and was looking for a girl to take home! I dont smoke at all or drink alcohol a lot so i said no. He said just come watch…. creep alert. He was enamored with all of the black girls butts. Clearly i tried to bank off that. He got a couple spanks and ‘showered’ me with about $10 in singles even tho he kept telling me how famous and rich he was.. I just kept thinking if youre so famous how come i never heard of you? I didn’t say it cuz i still wanted money off him. I thought about whay we had in common… former huge #wwf fan of 80s-90s and the attitude era (me)talking #wwe enzo. Kinda cool i guess.. I asked for a pic just for myself to show friends (i dont hv a lotta ppl knowinf my profession so i dont post all that) he said too famous. I agreed and said ‘true you dont wanna get tmz’d’ he said it happens a lot @tmz . He kinda got cool and the conversation got natural. Then he said ‘the whore on stage is really earning her money’… wouldnt get up to tip. Whore? She had a whole rich famous star (?) She never met or heard (she was on stage) calling her a whore… ew… rude. So i still try. It was 330a. I wanted to hit my $1k goal i was a couple hundred short. Surely this #wwe dude had it? He kept saying he did. He told me i was the total package. Face. Body. Personality. Yay! Am i securing the bag? Then Enzo said its a shame i dont smoke ok i move the convo to common ground. ‘Actually growing up i wanted to be a #wwfDiva so bad’. ‘How did you get into it?’ He pointed at himself. ‘Look at me. Im a rockstar. I got the look’ . Then Enzo says ‘yeah a lot of my #wwe coworkers definitely started on the pole for sure’… i told him i had to talk to thr dj and bounced.
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>>2940596
>That wall of text
>That image size
Your thread is destined to fail
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>>2940609
Seriously if youre so rich and famous why are you so lonely to find a girl to WATCH you smoke. Isnt p***y being thrown at you? He was proud to show me his blue checkmark on instagram .
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asked for a pic just for myself to show friends (i dont hv a lotta ppl knowinf my profession so i dont post all that) he said too famous. I agreed and said ‘true you dont wanna get tmz’d’ he said it happens a lot @tmz . He kinda got cool and the conversation got natural. Then he said ‘the whore on stage i
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Why is roastie Emma encouraging this?
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Proofs of roastie?
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She wants to get fired
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His wifes son lol
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The state of WWE's booking. 2017-07-30 10:41:53 Post No.2940509
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The state of WWE's booking.
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https://streamable.com/gvelr
>Can't come up with fucking ANYTHING
>I KNOW GOD DAMN IT LET'S USE A STORYLINE FROM 14 YEARS AGO ACHOO NO ONE WILL REMEMBER AND IT'LL SEEM VIBRANT AND FRESH
Jesus fucking christ, this company. Stop supporting this company RIGHT NOW, /asp/. This is getting unbelievable.
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kek how did somebody even find this
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>>2940509
Luthor Reigns Roman Reigns
Pottery
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Roman v Luther would be lit desu
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ITT: Wrestlers who have no chance of having a healthy and fulfilling main event career.
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>>2940387
Why do people dislike him so much?
.he seems like a decent sports entertainer tbqb better than cass
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Roman Reigns
Jinder Mahal
Big Cass
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>>2940387
Roman
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How are ya hanging /asp/?
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stop living in my head, phil.
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pretty depressed probably going to ding-dong diddly try to slit my wrists later.
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>>2940284
not too good, Phil. Not too good.
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Should John Cena reform the NWO?
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>>2940169
John Cena cannot turn heel because vince can't get fedoregins over. I feel like john desperately wants to leave and go do hollywood shit but vince is probably begging him to stay because he cannnot get fedoregins his golden boy over.
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>>2940169
Nope.
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>>2940169
Honestly I would mark the fuck out, so that means it won't happen.
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*works the UFC and WWE*
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Is Brock going to, dare I say it, /BeatDatNiggaAss/?
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>>2939913
Yes and the /sp/erg tears will be hilarious
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>>2939920
just like when phil was going to beat gall huh
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Name their tag team
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New Record Low Attendance Order or NRLAO for short
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>>2939761
The GOATS
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The Rockers
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>who japan
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>hfw
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Oh look he posted it again
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>>2939380
>nu wrestling
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>wrestled for 10+ years
>smarks claim he outdrew cena but they buried him
>smarks claim hes better than edge
>literally no match that stands out in any way shape or form
>no angle that stands out whatsoever
>n-no bully based christian
Why do you guys fall in love with random shitty underdog wrestlers?
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>>2938890
Rent free
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I like Christian and a lot of guys like him. I like the talent level he had and he was always consistently entertaining.
BUT he should've never been positioned near the top of any company and that's the problem a lot of smarks have when trying to push solid talent that doesn't stand out in anyway beyond the means of their abilities.
If you want proof just go back to Christian when he finally got to be a main event against Orton on Smackdown. Those two were such shit that someone like Mark Henry had to save the show.
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didn't you just make this thread?
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Was she worse than Lana? 2017-07-29 07:47:55 Post No.2938447
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Was she worse than Lana? 2017-07-29 07:47:55 Post No.2938447
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far worse
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>>2938447
Who is this?
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>>2938447
Yes. Lana sucks, but at least she's trying and hasn't violated the wellness policy
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WWE profits for 2017 (so far): 6.000.000 $
WWE profits for 1999 (total): 68.000.000 $
>b-b-but muh wwe is g-growing!
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is 6.000.000 $ bad?
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If you were projected to have more than that. Or, alternatively, if you could've made more than that by booking smart.
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bbut muh revenue
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How would you book Sonny Smasher's WWE debut?
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>>2937004
i'd give him a haircut
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>>2937004
I didn't know Ben Savage was getting into the wrasslin biz
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>>2937004
I'd hype the fuck out of #TeamSmasher with vignettes then have him come out alone because Sonny Smasher is an army of one.