Guys, i am a scrawny little fuck irl. I am 110 and 5'8. But I am super flexible. I can seriously jump rope my own arms. I can also touch my face to my unbent knees. My mother even said that when i was a fucking literal baby she apparently dislocated my thumb and put it back to place while i was just fucking laughing about it. She would bend all the fingers of my hand to the back of my hand without it bothering me. Do you know of any ufc fighter that sounds more flexible than me? If I actually gain some muscle mass, I could the very best like no one ever was.
>I could be the best like no one ever was
You'd just be very flexible.
It's how you use your flexibility that counts.
>>856071
uh, okay, how about i manage to master kickboxing through training a few years, and primarily use that style?
>>856087
sounds like you already got everything all planned out
to bad you're too much of a faggot to do anyhting
There was time enough at last to watch all the Twilight Zone episodes and then Smackdown ruined it.
>grown men watching this charade
>Grown men finding comradery in this fucking cartoon
This entire board is cringe tbqph
>when you're watching a patrican marathon and WWE comes on
>Booker T
Would he be hanged in TZ episode?
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/wwe-nxt-year-end-awards-2015-28420735
So based shovelman is basically going to be doing what the Slammy Awards should be. Want the NXT guys to be recognised for their hard work this year? Want catagories that aren't nonsensical, unfunny, cringey bullshit? Well NXT has you covered. Here are the awards:
> Overall Competitor of the Year
> Male Competitor of the Year
> Female Competitor of the Year
> Tag Team of the Year
> Match of the Year
> TakeOver of the Year
Opinions? Who's going to win what.
I'm guessing the Male and Female awards are for people on the roster and the Overall is open to anyone who was on NXT this year. That's just my speculation. Either way:
> Overall: Kevin Owens
> Male: Finn Balor
> Female: Bayley (or Sasha)
> Tag Team: Enzo & Cass
> Match: NXT Women's Championship Match - TakeOver Brooklyn
> TakeOver: TakeOver Brooklyn
>it's a 2 old Weird-O thread
tripel h
Real Dad's channel is kill. Where are you guys getting your WOR and B&V?
I'm subbed.
>>854472
uh well I-I-I get it from you know
im dont know xD
Who should have broken the streak?
>>854270
Phil Brooks
>>854270
Orton
Roman
>"I care about this company so much that I refuse to show up on Smackdown because I'm too cool for it"
>>853900
much like hhh he doesnt work tuesdays
>went to smackdown taping in september
>leaving arena
>mfw I saw a kid with downs syndrome in full cena gear complaining about how cena wasn't there
>>853945
I hear that's the reason why JBL was champ for as long as he was.
Hello /asp/
From your experience, what is better as a finishing blow when you have your enemy on the ground?
Straight punches to the head or just Hammer fists?
People's Elbow
>>846829
Diving pointed elbow from the second rope then twist them up into the sharpshooter
An atomic legdrop, but only after powering up.
High Test sub-edition
Kevin Owens is literally the GOAT
can't wait the look on your fat autist faces when he beats Roman for the WWE heavyweight title
I see he is having a A+ recovery.
>>855889
Is Based Shawn ever coming back
Who's going out to any parties tonight? Last night was cool but I had a hangover as fuck
>tfw I left the party right before this chick took her shirt off while taking hits from the bong
>>855144
>smoking weed
Enjoy your lung cancer
>>855150
>weed gives you lung cancer
Your post has a higher chance of giving me cancer.
>tfw it's almost 3 am and I'm listening to shitty music and shitposting on 4chan
>mfw someone calls it "The WCW"
I call it The WCW
Thank you so much for making this thread, this was exactly what this board was missing, thank God for you sir.
Thoughts on bloggers predicting Lesnar vs Goldberg for Wrestlemania 32? Bill Goldberg is 49 and hasn't wrestled a proper match in almost 12 years.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/blakeoestriecher/2015/12/26/this-week-in-wwe-biz-brock-lesnar-vs-goldberg-at-wrestlemania-32-roman-reigns-reputation-more/
> forbes
D - I - S - C - A - R - D - E - D
>>851839
It would be fun to watch Goldberg die
>>851840
But he quoted >wrestlingnewsworld
Quick /asp/, who's your favorite wrestler?
>>837595
Do you even had to ask?
>>837595
'08ish suit-wearing, smug Jericho is goat
face Jericho is trash
>>837595
LIQUID
Best Wrestling Themes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aoh209QPCmo
>>835789
best theme in wrestling today
https://youtu.be/S0pnoTsvWPs?t=32s
No contest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFifM43-r8
Hogan using Voodoo Child would beat them all, but I assume original scores are the criteria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
very fucking motivatinoal
Why aren't there any styles designed around fighting off animal attacks?
>>840445
there are it called grappling
every dog attack and bear attack won by a human has been through grappling.
Last one recorded was 9 year old boy with 2 months of BJJ training choked pit bull to death that was mauling 12 year old girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPLBcCVwVi4
having a hard time finding the other ones, but there was another one. high school wrestler slams pit bull and was sued by owner.
>>840580
>every dog attack and bear attack won by a human has been through grappling.
Actually, it's been won by superior strategizing, and advanced technological weaponry.
One of the earliest of the technological advancements made and used by our ancestors is the pointy stick.
It's killed many a non-human animal.
I'm sure that if you ask around /b/ for long enough, you'll find some videos, gifs, and webms of non-human animals succumbing to the superior strategies and weaponry of humans.
>>842406
as much as I want to retch at that gif, I did some research first. There is really not a more humane reason for them to not be ground to death.
And people will lambaste the chicken farmers for providing cheap chicken and eggs to everyone. The cheap part being the key to why this happens.
How do I into airsoft? there aren't really any nice places to play or stores near me but I'm pretty interested.
>>>/k/
I'm pretty sure you'll find more airsoft commandos in /k/ considering that board is full of wannabes.
Well considering this just happened over at /k/ i'm not really sure we're to go.