/wwe/ general #1710 - happy new years edition

>>855144
>smoking weed
Enjoy your lung cancer

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>>855150
>weed gives you lung cancer
Your post has a higher chance of giving me cancer.

>tfw it's almost 3 am and I'm listening to shitty music and shitposting on 4chan

>>855153
>>855150
>>855144
>tripfags and namefags; who's more desperate for attention!

>>855154
Trust me, m8. Hanging with normies in a social setting isn't any less cringy.

>>855144
What are things that never happened, Alex.

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>>855155
>hating on namefags
>in the dying hours of 2015
Prolly should let go of that meme before 2016 hits, friend

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NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>855157
>>855153
>>855144
Please guise! I need e-cred for my E-persona on an anonymous image board!

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IT'S A NEW YEAR, YES IT IS!

>>855164
>(virgin 9.99)
Kek BTFO

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Sable's 48 years old now!

What's she looking like nowadays? Why doesn't Brock trade her in for Bliss?

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>>855164
>>855167

>>855166
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH EUUUROPEEEEE DONT YOU DARE BE SOUR , CLAP FOR YOUR TWO TIME TAG CHAMPS AND FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>855170
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>855170
You're a namefag on an ANONYMOUS WEBSITE! That's as reddit as you can get. You want upvotes too?

>>855174
Hapoy new year to you, as well, bud.
:<}

>>855169
>going from sable to nose girl
what a fucking downgrade in every facet except youth.

>>855170
Since I've run every faggot from blissfag to Devitt to flairfag to Rosemary out of /wwe/, I've been bored.
Let it be known that B the bitch will be my next victim.

>>855174
made me laff senpai

>>855169
Brock isn't into beastiality. Especially not with literal ring rats.

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>tfw you either die a face or live long enough to see yourself become a heel

>>855176
>!

>>855180
cut a promo on him senpai

>>855185
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

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>>855191
I'll contribute to your booty alright

>>855187
"B the kidd? Is that name supposed to mean anything other than just another victim to me? Not at all. The way I see it, when you step into /wwe/, you have two options. You either recognize your anonymity, or you seek that sweet, precious attention your parents neglected to give you. When you choose the latter, you come across me. A man who has stripped every namefag, avatarfag, tripfag and crossboarder of their prized attention with no remorse and no mercy. I've taken down men with twice your credibility with nothing more than a few posts, shattering every sense of theirs that this a place for their kind. I've only just begun with you, B the bitch, and I will not stop until you fall even farther than you already have in life by being a namefag. Come 2016, you will fear pressing the "post" button. Wondering every time if I'm around to strike you down and expose your ploys for attention.
I will be there. You will be run out."

>>855180
I'm going to start using a name just to resist you

>>855198
Autism aside, this is actually a pretty good promo

>>855202

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>>855198
based

>>855198
*my music hits*
"Well that's just cute, kid. You think you can intimidate me like the others? You think you have me shook? You have no idea who I am. You see, I transcend the boards of 4chan. It's well known I'm the undisputed champ. You think you have a shot at taking me down? Join the club."
*walks out*

>>855203
WHAT

>>855206
"You see, my name is more than just a way to stand out in the anonymous board we call /asp/. It's a way of life. You either get with it, or you deal with it. Because I'm here to stay. To change the face of /wwe/ as you all know it. There's nothing you, or your little legion friends can do about it. I'll take you on any day, week, month, whenever, where ever."

>>855207
Just stop. Literally every other post has your name on it. Its fucking annoying and its killing the board. If everyone did what you do we would literally be reddit.

>>855203
>*walks out*
t. phil brooks

>>855210
WHAT

This is so fucking shit.

How long until it ends? I want to continue watching The Twilight Zone.

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>>855210
>its killing the board.

>>855210

Just... Don't reply to him you shitlord he's clearly not socially developed.

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Is this the best PPV of 2003?

Did the mobile site just get shittier for anyone else?

>>855210
>posting on a dead board to try and help make it active
>shitposting just to work you all into responding
>having active users both named and nonnamed is bad for business
This is why Vince thinks he knows what he is doing and never listens to the iwc opinion on anything. get worked, mark

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>>855221
>shitposting to revive the board
I had no idea you were trying to save us all along. Thank you, senpai. U r a true hero and friend to us all

>>855223
If you followed my posting while >we were still on /so/ I defended this general and wwe posting in general over there. I got a bullshit 3 month ban for subverting aban or something and I come back and the chink actually made >us move to /asp/ "the mad man". This general is one of my faves and I hate to see it die. If I'm being completely honest.

>>855227
/sp/*

>>855227
I feel you. I was pissed we had to move from /sp/. I stopped watching wwe around 2010 and this general got me to start watching again earlier this year. Tbh this is the only thread I still regularly visit.

>>855230
>this is the only thread I still regularly visit
Same. At the risk of sounding like cancer, the memes and humour make WWE's state a bit more bearable.

Has Owens gotten fatter?

>>855230
Me, as well. One of the only reasons I stayed on /espee/, now I frequent this place more than anything on my days off. I work full time so I lurk while at work.

>>855233

yes

Thank fuck it's finally over. Time to get back to Twilight Zone.

>>855238
did dean get papapabomb?

>>855242
No, Roman stopped it and then Owens got Superman Punched to end the show.

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>>855243
wrestling is stupid

>>855242
No. Reigns rekt Owens and looked real strong. The sooner KO gets away from Ambrose (thus Roman by extension) the better.

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>ywn have a pint with Sheamus and Finlay

>It's no secret that WWE NXT Champion Finn Balor and NXT Women's Champion Bayley often mention in media interviews how they're happy staying in NXT. Apparently this has been a major discussion point within NXT.

>There's a concern among some that the more NXT tours in 2016, Balor will be breaking down his body carrying the NXT main events before he gets to the real money and the main roster. Balor is 34 now and with the years he worked in Japan, the concern comes from NXT relying so much on Balor to have great matches as the main attraction of the brand.

>Regarding Bayley, there's been some discussion over whether she will be the biggest female star in WWE history or if she will fail on the main roster. According to The Wrestling Observer Newsletter, the feeling in WWE is that there's no in between for Bayley. Some people see Bayley as a female John Cena, with the idea that she could do charity work and bring in younger female fans.

Are you ready for a decade of super Bayley, /wwe/?

>>855254
>Some people see Bayley as a female John Cena
Isn't that Tittie Bella's role though?

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>>855254
>Are you ready for a decade of super Bayley, /wwe/
fuck yea i am muh dick.
>>855259
for now, bayley is the future.

>>855259
Kind of, but she's way too trashy to be seriously marketed towards kids. Look at the way she dressed at the slammies. I doubt many parents approve of her as a role model. Bayley is modest and doesn't come off as a poor man's Kim Kardashian, so there's no chance they won't push her hard as the smiling make a wish girl.

>>855259
Nikki is just the cumbucket for Cena's Big White Cock

>>855263
>bayley is the future
I hope so desu. If she replaces Nikki as the top dog then that's the last remnants of the 'glorified models' era gone. After that all we need is good booking (lol) and the diva division can actually matter. I can definitely see Bayley becoming the biggest female star since Trish, or maybe even surpassing her.

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ryback wwe champ winner of 2016 royal rumble 28 eliminations

kevin obese owens fat piece of shit 0 elimations dead from heart attack on way to ring

>>855281
This is my favorite gimmickpost.
Just wait until crying man Philip sees this and starts screaming "R-RYBOTCH!!! XD"
Crying man Philip does seem angsty and bored (unemployed) enough to browse 4chan

>>855290
>and bored (unemployed) enough
He is literally employed by UFC.

>>855290
Obsession

>>855299
You're only 5 and a half hours late

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>>855269
>surpassing Trish
Let's be real here

>>855144
ma$e and diddy are performing together wow, wrestle mania act confirmed?

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>>855304
Muh dick. Trish is overrated in the ring though desu. She was just good, not the best of all time or anything. I always liked Victoria more.

>>855304
She's already a way better wrestler than Stratus ever was

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>>855269

>>855281
Who is the one person Ryback doesn't eliminate?

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>>855310
Who the fuck cares

>>855312
obese owens

>>855312
Are you retarded?

>>855313
more

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>>855263

>Footface - Face of the WWE

Who actually believes this? Are Vince & Dunn retiring in 2016?

No? Then Bayley will get a push in line with Becky Lynch's for 4-6 months then fall down the card and trade wins with Sara Lee for a couple years.

The real future of the Divas is Eva Marie & Mandy because they can still get Vince hard.

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>>855316
Okay

>>855317
Eva is fast approaching her expiry date. She won't be around much longer.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, PAL!

>>855317
>women
>getting vince hard

kek
Maybe Dunn, but not Vinny O'mac

>>855315
>>855315
You can't count.
>ryback+28
>one person left not counting himself

I love the way Becky says WWE:3

>>855322
Oh so you can't read
>kevin obese owens fat piece of shit 0 elimations dead from heart attack on way to ring

>>855324
I'm dumb as fuck.

>>855324
>getting worked by memes
18<

>>855326
Inner ryback intensifies

>>855326
>>855327
>btfo so hard he has to reply twice
wew lad

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>I miss the Diva swimsuit mags

So many missed fap moments over the last 7-8 years with this PG era garbage.

Well I'll be getting ready for another party tonight. I hope you guys have fun here on 4 chan.

>>855313
People that actually like wrestling

18+

>>855281
> yfw Owens eliminates Ryback

>>855331
Me too. Though it's not really PG's fault. Even if WWE were still TV-14, feminism would ensure we wouldn't get anything.

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>>855332
baby oil and tissues is not a party m8.
>calls others out on being retarded and completely btfo himself and gets so butt blasted he runs away to go take his anger out on his dick

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>>855334

>>855336
>let btfo man
Youre implying people haven't been copying and pasting my name and using it to discredit my title as undisputed name champ here in /wwe/. That's cool, tho. I'll post pics so you guys can live vicariously through me ;)

>>855334
I got a KO elimination spot.

>Neville/Kofi/Woods/Kalisto/whoever that can fly high battles with KO
>KO irish whips, gets ready for the powerbomb
>whoever counters by jumping over
>jumps too far/high
>goes over the top rope


Book it, Vince.

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>>855335

Sports Illustrated & Victoria's Secret is still going strong.

>>855338
> he thinks "going out to a party" is something exceptional worth bragging about

18+

>>855338
Why are you still here m8? don't you have to get ready?
>This butt blasted
>literally lies about his life on 4chan
devitt was better than this g=fag desuyo

>>855339
Only if they land on the steps or barricade

>>855344
>I can't check my phone while picking what to wear
Proof you've never done anything social. It's OK.

If Owens loses to Neville in like less than 20 seconds, how in the holy fuck would Owens vs Lesner be believable at all?

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Why is he so based

>>855345
The rule is that they have to touch the ground. And Kofi's already done the barricade spot last year or the other (I don't remember)
Or just have him land on the apron and KO superkicks him.

>>855340
WWE has already shown they'll cave in to pressure though with givedivasachance. Plus Steph is a hardcore feminist.

>>855349
>Lesner

Every fucking time

Scott Hall lost to how many "undersized" guys via rollup?

>>855351
They should re-do the Kofi spot from 2013 where he pulled out all the stops to avoid elimination only to be dumped out right after getting back in

Owens would be perfect for that kind of dickery

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>Truly the glory days

>>855350
smarks BTFO

>>855346
> this

Proof you have a massive cavernous vagina

>>855340
keibs was literal perfection

>>855357
I can't wait to see Charlotte in 15 years.

>>855346
Nigga it does not take that long to pick what to wear, you're full of shit.
Only a chick takes more than a minute.

>>855352
> WWE caving into pressure with #GiveDivasAChance

How is WWE meeting fan demand to improve the product a bad thing?

In a sweet ass party, currently take a shit.

Just came to say that all you that post are lonely bitches, get a friend ffs

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>>855361
Here

>>855361
She'll probably inherit her Dad's gene of barely aging over decades

>>855357
I always liked The Kat/Miss Kitty

looked her up on twitter, still hot

>>855363
It isn't, but they only pretended to give a shit because of le trending topic. All it would take is some crappy StopBeingAShitlord tag for them to discontinue any shoots.

>>855332
have fun at your party ano-er...B the kidd™(ver. 9.99)

>>855369
WWE doing something right for the wrong reasons is still them doing something right

Babysteps

>>855364
>In a sweet ass party

18+

Have sex please

>>855372
>WWE doing something right
Kek are you implying the Divas revolution was done correctly? Because they did an absolute horrid job of transferring the NXT women to the main roster.

>>855374
And they will continue to until Vinnie Mac leaves this earth

>>855374
I'm not, but it's still progress from CENA'S CUMBUCKET WINS LOL

>>855374
how would you have booked it tripkek?

remember that you have to not make the current Divas champion and her years of backstory not look like an embarrassing joke

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is kevin owens a bad person for not caring about his impending heart attack that will leave his children fatherless?

>>855378
> Nikki
> years of backstory

wut

>>855379
is rybotch a bad person for not caring about his impending steroid induced infertility that will leave his father grand-childless?

>>855378
>how would you have booked it tripkek?
Book the 3 NXT ladies as singles competitors instead of forcing them into stables from the get-go. Also not debuting them all on the same night in the way they did and trying to have Stephanie take credit for the "Divas Revolution" on the main roster. If they had shown up as surprise debuts, or at least not all being introduced at the same time, it would have felt more organic instead of forced.

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Ready to go out sporting my new @itsBayleyWWE shirt for #NewYearsEve

>>855381
are you saying that somebody as nice as ryback is using and is in the possession of an illegal substance? you do know that wwe drug tests all their superstars, right?

>>855384
Scott Steiner said that when they were asking him to take a roid test, he would ask to take it with him. That's how he got past the WWE "random" roid tests.

>>855384
Meltzer did say that their drug tests aren't what people think they are on the recent Observer radio.
Basically, they don't test for steroids.

>>855384
anyone who thinks ryback or cena is natty has never lifted something heavier than their CRT monitor while packing for a LAN party

>>855385
he would ask for Triple H*

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>All the former wrestlers who had a TNA period

It's amazing how many people were this desperate to find an alternative to WWE

>>855386
They just fired Billy Gunn for steroid use didn't they?

>>855389
They went because Dixie had no idea how to handle finances and all got huge paychecks.

>>855390
Wasn't tested by WWE. Was tested for some competition, by their specific rules and regulations.

>>855392
Oh that's right.

>>855390
He got tested at a powerlifting competition. He'd still be on WWE if it wasn't for that.

>>855389
>Mick Foley
>Flair
>Hogan
>Booker T
>Christian
>Billy Gun
>The Hardys
>The Dudleys

lol

>No "Rated R SuperStar" Edge
>No "The Legend Killer" Orton
>No JBL pulling up in a stretch limo

With Seth Rollins gone nobody on the current roster even deserves to be called heel. They're just boo'ed because they suck, or insult local sports teams

>>855397
a lot of kiddies and ambrose fangirls hate owens because he is mean

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>we don't even have the superior fatass on the main roster

>>855291
You have literally never fought, Phil.

>>855397
Seth insulted sports teams all the time though.

>>855404
Doesn't matter if he hasn't fought. He still isn't unemployed.

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>>855144
Lets have an A+ new year bruhs!

>>855403
Oreowens is better than Japan Jack, Tahiti Petey, Tuscaloosa Tom, Hawaiian Hank....whatever

>>855407
dont they have to fight to get paid? all he has is a contract.

>>855408
>You'll never be this in-shape

feels bad man

>>855407
Get to training you skinny-fat faggot Phil. You don't get paid until you fight.

i eat to much turkey and i am literally erupting and vomiting all over the bathroom it fucking sucks, how can i fix this fuck

>>855413
It's entirely possible without steroids. Just start lifting, man.

>>855415
By not being a FAAAAAT AAASSS!!!
>based big bad booty daddy for RR

>>855415
let kevin obese owens mop it up

>>855416
I'm disabled and can't physically workout

>>855397
> implying that Owens isn't a top-tier heel

His appearance is enough to cause underage marks to crap their diapers in rage

>>855403
Is Senor Joe even a fatty anymore?

>>855420
how many neet bucks do you get a month

>>855144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50TJWOYwtRc

>>855421
I actually think Owens would have a ton of potential for top heel status if WWE knew how to write literally anyone

>>855423
About $700 but I gotta pay rent and groceries with them too

i want to hang myself on a fucking pole and have people rape me in public while my mum and dad stand there eating a pastry and spitting at me

>>855426
> $700 per month on a disability pension
> BEFORE rent

America.

>>855426
Jesus that much? i wish my 3world country would give me that much cash for being a neet

>>855429
That's what happens when there's so many people with falsified disability claims.

>>855426
>if WWE knew how to write literally anyone
you can only write so much for a literal IWC neckbeard.

>>855430
if its america 700 for rent and groceries isnt much unless he has a roommate and lives in a low rent area or the hood.

>>855433
He's working you pretty good, isn't he mark?

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>>855434
not to mention medicaid

>mfw people think bernie sanders has any chance at all at being elected

>>855443
but muh free stuff

>>855425

>summer rae dumped tyler breeze this week on smackdown

who said SD wasnt cannon

tyler "push" freeze'd

>>855443
>that episode of raw where sting was joker sting

>>855446
>Another girl drama storyline

I actually like Breeze so I really hope this doesn't put him even lower on the card. He could be great as the next pretty boy heel wrestler

>>855446
now they both will do nothing.

>>855451

hes starting an angle with GayDust tho

so now he already seemed faggy and now fighting another faggy

fagturn coming

>>855434
But can you live with your parents and still get the 700 bucks? I mean i've been living with my parents since i drop out of collage 4 years ago, never worked a single day and still trying to get sweet government money by applying to the unemployed for longer than 3 years program they got here

>>855453
> being this insecure about your sexuality
> 2016

>>855460

>calling me insecure
>tyler never had a gf on tv in NXT
>always seemed gay
>they immediately made sure he had summer when he debuted on the main roster so the general audience would "not get any confusion"

>>855450
Nah it wasn't like anon said. After he won his match they both announced they were splitting up. It was pretty amicable, they took one last selfie and everything. I think creative just wants Summer to wrestle again or realised they aren't working well together.

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>>855453
>GayDust
>faggy as a noun
>fagturn

>>855462
>implying WWE would try to hide a gay wrestler in the modern day
They'd cash in on those tolerance points like they did with Darren Young

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>>855462
> always seemed gay

See, you ARE insecure!

>>855281
Holy shit I kekd

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>Finisher is a kick

>>855473
> only moves are wimpy strikes

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>>855460
>Getting offended at the word fag on 4chan
>You think gay is bad therefore YOU are gay !!

>>855473
>Finisher is anything other than a piledriver

>>855478
> this shitpost

18+

>>855473

>finisher is landing lightly on their chest with your feet then falling backwards

Happy new years fuckers. I know y'all don't like me, but I love you all. From Cali with love

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>>855473
>Finisher is rockbottoming yourself.

>>855480
>I'm upset someone called me out

>>855473
>Finisher is punching them in the face from standing after theatrics

>>855473

>finisher is a fireman's carry is towards the hard cam so then you have to crawl on your hands and knees for a cringeworthy amount of time to make sure when you make the pin you're facing the hard cam...rather than just doing it side ways an simply turn over for the pin

>>855473
>Finisher
literal meme moves

>>855473
>The more a wrestler spins, & flips during a top rope jump the more damage it does

>>855425

yfw

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=50TJWOYwtRc&p=n#/9351;9426

>>855498

>doing a submission on the table makes it hurt more

>>855485
> y-you're up-p-p-set

18+

>>855530
hey man that table really digs into the skin

>>855531
>stuttering meme
back to reddit

>>855530
I really want to know who came up with this spot and thought it was a good idea

The Scorpion Crosslock is the least sensible hold for this, if it was a Boston Crab or something that at least might make a kind of sense

>>855473
>a wank pheasant is our champion
Shamfur dispray WWE.

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>finisher is worse than their signatures

>>855568
Ryback: the post

>>855568
>implying WWE even differentiates that outside of the games

BA-BA-BA-BA BOOM

>>855568
>describe Sheamus in one post

>>855568
Big E

(Unfortunately)

>>855568
Ziggler

>>855576
>White noise better than brogue kick
Come on. If he were still using the high cross/celtic cross/pale justice/whatever the fuck then I might agree.

>>855592
I was referring to the Irish Curse aka The Rock Bottom Back Breaker

>>855473
>Finisher requires the other wrestler to hang themselves upsidedown in the turnbuckle and then hold themselves up at a 90 degree angle

>People still try to clothesline Cena after taking two shoulderblocks, despite infinite scouting knowledge and, in most cases, personal experience which would tell them that it's a terrible fucking idea

>>855180
> taking credit for my work
Benoit yourself antibliss

>>855198
Based

>>855203
Pathetic. Reigns tier

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Looking back on 2015, the whole Hogan thing was pretty magnificent

>that one tweet that was just "?"
>the dogs are in the enclosed pool area brother
>when it all comes crashing down and it starts to hurt

>>855254
This is one of the most delusional posts ive ever read
> balor carrying the main events
> concern comes from NXT relying so much on Balor to have great matches
Lolwut. when
> Regarding Bayley, there's been some discussion over whether she will be the biggest female star in WWE history
> some people see Bayley as the female John Cena

> Finn is 34
Based
At least that boring potato midget and his lacklustre matches wont be shitting up my tv for that long

>>855607
Balor and Zayn were featured as the main event on all of the NXT UK tour and put out at least 4-star match for every night.

>>855607
Nobody actually believes that you watch NXT and you fucked up the Bayley part

never forget New Day were literally 3rd tier tag team at last year's WM and only on the preshow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbb-ewGCAI

>>855610
> New Day were booked according to Vince's "genius" ideas and were shit

> New Day got to be themselves and became the most over act in the company

B-Based V-V-Vince right g-guys?

>>855611

Even CM Punk likes New Day

>>855614
Makes sense

Punk is BFFs w/ Kofi and got pretty tight with Big E

>>855451
Maybe based Summer will start wrestling again and save the Divas Revolution.

>>855618
I'd be more hype for this if the division had any faces besides Lynch

>>855611

>the wwe universe voted the tag team of the year, the team who was the face of the division for the majority of 2014 leading up to WM31 (kiddsaro were only champs for a short time leading up)

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>I am British. I browse reddit. I watch Botchamania. I watch WhatCulture Wrestling. I watch NXT. My favourite tag team is New Day. My favourite wrestlers, in no particular order are Bryan Danielson, Philip Brooks, and Hiroshi Tanahashi. I am a smark.

>>855636
who are you quoting?

>>855643
you

Not him but, you think this guy hates Kevin Owens?

https://www youtube.com/watch?v=9RMAATHH4dk

>>855198
>>855203
Sik RP guiz can I join
> YES YES YES YES
Did anyone get it I'm Daniel Bryan

>>855657
>out of all people he shitposts as Daniel "made of glass" Bryan
18+

>>855651
>Not him

who do you think you're kidding?

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>>855636

>>855366
But Flair has looked 70 since the 70s

>>855673
>Mexican wrestler with WWE
>Is a lucha libre or macho scumbag heel

>>855614
Even likes the Orton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK2Rq4Vr3Sc

New Day is over as fuck.

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Has anyone wrestler had a consistent martial artist theme ? Seems like there is some potential.

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>>855673
>american wrestler
>is fat

>i like fat wrestlers with neckbeards because they look like me.

>>855673
>Gook Wrestler
>Is a jobber.

I hope everyone has cast their vote for the totally legitimate nxt awards:^)

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Charlotte absolutely btfo. Flairs on suicide watch and preparing to pawn off rollex watches for food.

>>855695
WWE put banks and oreowens on the same poll to divide smark votes. All mark votes go to based Reigns to assure him being at the top. Clever girl

>>855408
Nigga that faggot is B-. Remember he made them ratings drop and injured others and himself.

>>855681
Based Steve Blackman

>>855681
RVD

>>855703
>>855701
I knew this was too easy of a theme to not be done before.

this is /wwe/ general #1710

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>>855708
It is, and you are very welcome.

>>855705
Brock also fits it.
problem with wrestlers like that is the fact that not booking them strong means they're not worth shit

I miss Christmas

>>855568
Who is Ryback
Who is Sheamus
Who is Ramen

>>855695
Cena was legitimately the best wrestler in WWE last year.

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>>855473

>finisher is a DDT

Quick, you can pick one person to return at the Royal Rumble, who do you pick and why?

>>855740
Kurt Angle because I want to hear the you suck again

>>855740
CM Punk because he's the best in the world.

>>855740
Khali.
Just imagine the crowd response if him and Big Show are the last two in the ring.

>>855740
Eddie guerero

>>855698
But Cena and Roman are also in the same poll

>>855740
Kassius Ohno.

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>>855695
>0% Charlotte

>>855698
these polls never mean shit

>>855740
Kurt Angle because I miss him

>>855740

Trump

It turns out the entire campaign is kayfabe

>>855758
Trump is based enough to run for president and still appear on the Royal Rumble

>>855698

>Clever girl

Literally reddit. Please go back.

is Booker x Goldust the greatest and best broship of the industry?

>>855600
There was the one match where Rollins actually stopped himself from doing the clothesline and just kicked him

What exactly do you feel is wrong with announcing? I'm an uncultured pleb I guess because it never bothers me all that, but everyone seems to think it's terrible

>>855711
this is my favorite >divas gif

>that nervous bite when she checks to see if the cards stayed on

how did this chick never get naked on camera

>>855768
>never call moves
>will ignore what's going on in the ring to talk about twitter, pop-culture, and buying the network
>6-7 catchphrases
>we were spoiled by JR and Lawler in his prime
>not enough wrestlers on commentary

announcing in every other sport has a pretty easy blueprint. Have a guy call the action and a guy for color. Like Hennan and Monsoon, JR and Lawler, ect

now they just want them to shill and say cringey shit

>>855765

Give me a sip of your Slurpee and you can have a bite of my wiener ...

Golddust promos are legit GOAT.

>>855772
I'm going to get massive feels when Goldust retires and its introduced to the hall of fame. The speech will kill me.

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>>855765
;_;

>>855770
lawler and JR were overrated
JR had a shit load of chatchphrases he would throw in instead of saying the the moves and lawler would talk about tits, sub other words for tits and make noises.
They were fun though.
The actual best team was either JR and heyman or the joey styles era raws.

>>855772
>Give me a sip of your Slurpee and you can have a bite of my wiener
pause..

>>855778
The only commentary I enjoyed in recent years was Punk's brief 2010 RAW run.

I'll be honest guys. I used to not like Roman Reigns, but when I saw how much my wife and her son liked him, i kinda changed my mind.

>>855785
*mild pop for JoJo*

>>855774

Same.

>>855785
>shitty /sp/ memes
Fuck off

>>855778
>jr didnt call moves
18+

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>it's an announcers get a storyline episode

>>855778
>JR had a shit load of chatchphrases he would throw in instead of saying the the moves

You've got to be kidding me

>>855778

>I have no idea what i'm talking about
Go watch an old Raw and watch how great JR is, how knowledgeable he was about holds, and how incredible he was at keeping the viewers entertained.

Half the reason wrestling sucks now is because the commentators don't keep you interested in whats happening. All they do is try to sell shit. Hashtags, the network, the app, blah blah blah. Make the people care about the stories and matches retards.

>>855798
>JBL burying the match, talking about sports instead
>Cole talking about some other segment
>Saxton desperately trying to get in his lines

The current state of RAW commentary.

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>been wrestling for nearly 20 years
>owns own home in the city
>good wife raising three children when he's on the road
>has home audio studio where he works on his music in the downtime
>gets to travel the world
>making good money
>is over as fuck but happy to work Bo Dallas on Main Event week in and week out
>offer guidance to younger members of the roster

Is there any wrestler more based than R-Truth?

>>855803
Cena

>>855805
>has to live with nicole garcia
>has to live with everyone coming to him trying to get over
>no one ever asks him how he's feeling
>meeting an endless tide of cancer kids who are not long for this earth
>greeted by as many boos as cheers
>still only comedic relief in mainstream america because wrestling has become a joke again under his reign

sometimes I imagine him locking himself into a sensory deprivation chamber and staring into the middle distance just to escape the weight of the world on his shoulders

but I love BMJ, I just think Truth has a more self-fulfilled life

>>855803
he is th most based and least hateable wrestler on the roster.

too bad he is stuck in the goofy black guy gimmick.
like, hire Colt Cabana if you allow that shit.
then you can have a black goofy guy and a white goofy guy.

>>855809

>nigger
>not hateable

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>>855808
>you now realize that Cena met a few hundred kids that are now long dead
>probably tells all of them to stay strong so they can win the battle against cancer
>deep inside he knows that those are just empty words adn they'll die within a few months of meeting him

>>855811

kill yourself my polturd man

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>>855811
>2016
>still hating urban people

>>855811
inb4 this retarded post gets serious replies

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>>855813
and none of them could ever get over like Conor "The Crusher"

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>>855817
Connor was literally buried not even that long ago

>>855801

Christ, this. How many times is JBL going to mention LeBron James?

>>855821

It's so cringe. He always says shit like 'there's your sports centre moment' or 'that move was a real game changer'. Does Vince encourage this so idiots think WWE is a sport?

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Okay anon, take a bump.

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>>855826

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>>855826

>>855824

>come on guys, we want to use more pop culture references to show that WWE is hip and cool and with it, and not an outdated form of entertainment that won't be around in 20 years

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>>855826

>>855829
man seth can make even this shitter look great

Am I the only one who doesn't miss AJ Lee?

>>855863

I don't care about >divas because Steph is retarded and ruins every female on the main roster

>>855144

https://my.mixtape.moe/bapyxa.mp3

NUEVA

>>855889
>>855889
>>855889

>>855161
ahah i got off to that porno