You missed me, didn't you /asp/?
>you will never watch daniel bryan take a big fat hornswoggle sized vegan shit into brie's mouth
BMJ is returning Monday.
New York doesn't seem like the best place to bring back a babyface,
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwe-live-tour/wweraw-brooklyn-december
It is for babyfaces who aren't shit
The WWE Shop could stand to earn some money selling Jawn Cena Sucks peppermint candy.
Surfing etiquette?
I'm getting more into surfing and I'm going to start going to places where there are more people, besides hoardes of tourists.
How do I not piss people off/what are the general rules? I'm going to be bodyboarding. I'm not a literal autismo. But I've never really surfed with anyone and don't know anyone here. I live here but I'm not a native if you know what I mean and don't want to make myself known as an asshole. I am a total noob though.
Also don't want to be a pussy about things.
What are the rules and shit on not colliding with people? Whenever I look at people on Youtube, shit looks so natural.
>>847958
>bodyboarding
Nobody gives a shit
Worry about etiquette when you're doing tow-ins.
>>847958
Google the drop in rules that's the most important. If there's a guy surfing by himself well not bad etiquette its annoying if you paddle right up next to him
Was 2015 worse than 1995?
>>847710
1995
> Bret Hart
> Steiner Brothers
> Owen Hart
> HBGay
> Razor Ramon
> Bam Bam Bigelow
> Jerry Lawler when he was good, Macho Man and Vince on commentary
2015
> BMJ
> Memesaro
> New Day
> Brock
> Seth
> Cole and JBL
this year is far worse
>>847710
Yes. Kayfabe was still alive back then, and so were WCW and ECW
>>847710
At least there were a variety of shapes and sizes of performer/gimmick and colourful costumes back then. Now all the gimmicks and costumes are pretty much interchangeable.
>tfw massage to get painful bits out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqCwiiPYOCY
Test
Test2
Test3
Just watched the film Everest. Ive always had a fascination about it and have often had dreams and nightmares about it. Am I mentally ill? Would you try if someone paid your way to do it?
Pic related. One of the 200 bodies, 25%, who didnt make it.
>>847134
Did he died?
>>847137
No, he just waiting for the sunrise
>>847134
I'd climb it in my shorts without a shirt on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrXOrBlw1Qw
>>846856
>soul
>satan
Welp I guess the world really is full of idiots.
>>846856
Based Vigilant Christian. Vigilant Citizen's son
>>847997
He's based alright...
"Sold his soul" where is this soul exactly?
"To satan" who? Oh the villain in your little book there
Seems logical that mcgregor sold his non existent soul to a non existent entity.
Any good BJJ locations around the NW Burbs of chicago? This MMA has been a motivation like a mother fucker but I all I find is some MMA kinda gyms which are cool but actually looking for BJJ. Or Kickboxing/Muy Thai or judo sounds cool anybody know any gyms?
6'1 220 pounds. FML
>>846548
I typed in gracie jiu jitsu in google and found like 4 in Chicago area.
>>846548
Where you from anon, northeast corner of the state here. I've been looking for a martial arts place to start too. I think there's an MMA place near me.
will he ever turn heel again?
>>848111
Only if his merch sales drop but right now he sort of is heel anyway. Owens is heel but has a ton of fans. So I'm saying it doesn't really matter. It would be pretty great though
>>848122
>Owens is heel but has a ton of fans
>tons
he has the IWC that looks like him so they love that but not sure how much of the normal crowd he has.
Owens always gets a huge pop. He's getting over with the casuals.
WWE is for marks, NXT is for smarks.
>>848041
NXT is for people who enjoy wrestling. WWE is for people who are waiting for Vince to pass away
WWE is for people who have fun, NXT is for people who want everyone else to think they're having fun
>>848063
I guess that makes me a smark eh?
i decided to take up a martial art and i want to take up a non-fedore tier martial art, and i narrowed it down to muay thai ( or kickboxing ) and boxing,
what would you suggest between boxing and mt. which one could offer more opportunity for competition, for better fitness and for fast progress ?
optional : which one would fare better in a self defense situation
Muay Thai is Boxing + Striking + Some Kicking + Standup Wrestling and Grappling
Kickboxing is Boxing + (more well rounded) Kicking
Boxing is Just Punching.
Boxing isn't even striking.
Muay Thai has backfists, elbows, knees, and kicks, even if the kicking portion is a little weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ7bbmjtAB0
Muay Thai is objectively better for MMA, as well as the streets.
Want to try your luck and see if you can win some for tomorrow? dec 28 Brooklyn raw?
yeah bro
>>847813
>ETC. ETC. ETC.
Sounds pretty great. Get me one too, OP.
>>847813
This looks like a WWF porn parody and god help me, I wanna see it.
hulk hogan did nothing wrong
>arnold schwarzenegger is in the HoF and hulk hogan isn't
hulk hogan is even a better actor than arnie
>>847431
Have you ever watched Hulk's show Thunder in Paradise?
>>847435
yes loved it
Your favorite WWE themes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KpMXRv4iUo&index=13&list=PLrWpqPeIpWoKXs63PdS48E-Te5oeBjJrE
Also I like Bayleys theme, am I gay now?
>>846128
Bayleys theme is catchy, nothing gay about it.
Least favourite:
Ambrose- that slide at the beginning is fitting but that cheesy two-note half-assed rock is abysmal
Cesaro- seriously, they wonder why he he doesn't connect?
Bayley- fucking normie theme
Sami Zayn's is great, would love if they would shill out to get "Ole" by Bouncing Souls though.
Also I dig Samoa Joe's NXT music right now.
Will we ever see "catch-as-catch-can" wrestling make a return ? Roid powerbombs and flippy shit is getting really played out when that's all the WWE does now.
>>838518
It already has.
>wanting to see bongshit manhug
Fucking Bongoloids.
>>838518
I think its funny the amount of people that want this style of wrestling in wwe but then when they actually see it they think the match is utter shit