Anybody here like yo-yos? What's your favorite format (1A, 2A, etc.)?
I'm just starting out, about to buy my first one since I was a kid. Thinking about learning 2A and getting a couple of pic related to throw around.
Anyway, yo-yo general.
(Competitive yo-yo is a sport.)
>>839364
Yo yo threads never get a lot of attention
I want to get into 2a but it's best to have a solid 1a foundation
Have you seen the yoyojam classic? It's a good inexpensive yoyo
>>839576
I haven't played with it. It's a butterfly shape, right? So it's good for 1a play? I'll look into it.
I can't get a yo-yo until probably after Christmas anyway because there are no stores nearby that focus on yo-yos, and I can't buy one online until I can get to the bank to deposit a check, then order it and wait for it to arrive. In the meantime, I'm watching unboxing videos like a weirdo, and reading as much as I can about yo-yos, how to take care of them, and so on.
>>839364
>Ages 8+
damn... guess i'll have to wait until next christmas
when did you first let him into your heart /wwe/?
>>854500
>liking someone from outlaw wrestling
top kek
First for reigns 30 time world champ
BRIE MODE
>be me
>hardcore John Cena fan
>11 years old autistic brother convinces me that wrestling is real and that true fans fight it
>we decide to book our match in FWE (Fan Wrestling Entertaiment). Anon VS Super Stupid
>ring is parents' bed
>first move in the match I punch him in the chin and stun him
>he falls with a scream but still trying to roleplay cause autism
>I hit him with the 5 Knuckle Shuffle
>breaks two teeth and blood everywhere in my arm
>begs me to stop and tries to stand up, staggering
>"you can't see me!!!!!!! you can't see me!!!!"
>AA OUTSIDE OF THE RING POST (bed)
>breaks a rib, loses more teeth and falls on his arm
>go at him
>1... 2... 3...!
>notice he is in pain and go to kitchen to find medicine (I thought aspirins were like RPG potions or whatever)
>get evil look on face while there
>heel turn, bitch
>grab a chair
>get on the door to bathroom
>say I have his medicine
>open it and slam his back with a wooden kitchen chair
>he falls and I do it again
>mother comes desperate and take him to the hospital
>he was never booked for any other good match
And this is how I finally became my idol. Have any stories, /asp/?
pile drived a kid into a mattress and thought he was dead after because he was stunned as fuck
tried to chokeslam my neighbor and almost suffocated him too.
>>842518
>heel turn, bitch
I had a giggle
My friend and I used to wrestle when we were about 12 but it was more or less just a junior fight club. We also used to have sex after his parents went to bed. Go figure.
1st for swaggie
>>853818
That belt was huge
>>853818
jack swagger 12 time wwe champ
kevin obese 7th in line at the deli counter
ryback murders himself and his parents because his vision board stopped working
How does this work? Obviously I have a pair in my hand but how did I win win 2 pair? What's the rule here?
>>852917
Because the dealer wants your cock
>>852920
Just a tip though.
Because there's a second pair on the table? It's not that hard; the 5 cards are called community cards for a reason. You're allowed to use any three of the 5 cards to complete your hand, whether they match the cards in your hand or not.
they won
>>846650
Lmfao. I have never thought of it like this, but you're absolutely right
>>846650
>random raw
>steven richards walks to the centre of the squared circle
>just stands there smug
>gets booed to shit
>It doesn't phase him
>he walks back out not saying a word
>>846650
>they used to mock these people
>now they are these people
Just end WWE right now
I will start with Akiba rubinsteins immortal game.
>Chess
>Sport
>>844804
Chess is actually considered a sport. Maybe I will try to start a thread over in /tg
What does /asp/ think about Krav Maga?
>>853396
I used to do it for 6 or 7 years or so. It's pretty fun.
They basically teach you how to get out of a fight in a fast way. So you get releases from most grappling grips, put you in situations with multiple opponents where your goal is not to get dragged into a 2vs1 or 3v1 fight so you have to keep moving, weapon disarms against knives, bats and guns. Where I trained they also did 1 vs 1 sparring, but I heard that's not universal.
Just like most martial arts it's pretty specialized in what it does. So you have to wonder what you want to do with your art. For self-defense (aka getting home safely) it's pretty good. For beating other people up you might as well do boxing, as they spend lots more time training for just that.
You have to keep in mind it was originally meant for soldiers who pretty much stop the initial close range attack, make space and then grab their gun to counter attack. And it does that well. For civilians you run away instead of grabbing your gun. It also has some cool techniques for arresting a person, like arm and shoulder locks. Putting someone on his belly.
I come from a grappling background and I didn't find the Krav Maga techniques more or less effective than things I had seen in other styles. It were mostly variations of other no-gi techniques. I mean, does it really matter if you throw someone by his hip or by his head? Does it really matter you grab someone's face or someone's collar? Not really. It did give me some perspective on how techniques I knew could be used to disarm a person, while beforehand I didn't even realize that's what the locks were for.
>>853454
To add. I also had a military trainer who loved his knife drills. So we also learned to block and attack with a knife and knife takedowns. But I don't think that's part of the regular civilian curriculum.
>>853454
Sounds great, Does it make sense to start with it, if the training is just once in a week?
why did you stop training krav maga?
any advice for a beginner?
Come in and show your appreciation for the original A+ player.
EDGEHEADS UNITE
Edge the GOAT!
Shame his neck turned in to glass or he'd still be around
One of his most underrated matches
I wish we had seen a larger RVD vs Edge feud, there styles worked together
/asp/ opinion on Zack SABER Jr? Will he go to NXT?
>outlaw wrestling
>>852070
>still trying to force this lame as fuck meme
The state of this 'community'
>>852077
18+
>listening to the SCSA podcast
>every episode they put this guy over as the HBK/Macho-Man level GOAT of his era, the end all be all total package of mic work tech skills and brawling
>never seen a match of his outside of an andy kaufman documentary
was he really that good?
>>851785
Lawler was the epitome of working around limitations and making it golden. Not an athletic man but one hell of a talker, brawler and storyteller. Was the GOAT for his era? Probably not (and the strength of his legacy is slightly tarnished by being an AWA guy instead of an NWA guy), but he deserves listing alongside all the other territory top dogs.
>>851785
> HBK/Macho Man level GOAT
18+ kid
Neither of them were top guys or GOATs of any era they were in
And lawler's brawling looked good because he was a sloppy cunt that actually just hit them
>>851808
> you need to get pushed as Vince's fave to be a GOAT
Only person who needs to be 18+ here is you, junior
Is Ryback the Peyton Manning of the WWE?
Sasha Banks looks like a horse.
>>853191
ryback is completely 100 percetn natural my friend
Nikki Bella looks like Great Khali
when Chyna was at her "best" in the late 90's / early 00's, opinions were split on whether or not she was fuckable. But, there were several out there that would have.
following her well documented downward spiral (porn, drugs, plastic surgery falling apart), would you still fuck her?
I would. It'd be an honor, and I'd love every second of it.
>you will never be pegged by Chyna's monster clit
Her 'Mamacita' period with Eddie....that was her absolute peak in terms of femininity and attractiveness; even her muscular frame looked more 'feminine'. That was the period where a lot of the men who still publicly stated that they wouldn't fuck her, were saying that just because they remembered what she used to look like. I would have not only fucked her but also would have been proud to show her off in public.
I've also fapped to her recent pornos, so obviously I would have still fucked her then too, for a one night stand. Her body, although not as attractive as in her prime, was still somewhat feminine.....even though her face was getting puffy, and you could tell makeup went from just being her friend to her BEST friend.
But in 2015/2016? Nah...she's older, her face is puffier, her head looks big for her body (which has also fallen off)....I'll pass...
>>848605
it makes me sad too, brother.
We had our chance when she briefly was escorting
>mfw Eva Marie is called back up to the main roster
seriously fuck you Vince Bayley deserves to be there instaead
Who cares? We all just use them as masturbation tools.
>>848575
I fucking do you fucking fag women's wrestling was improving now this
>>848578
Shit b8
I actually don't do any archery, but here's an archery general since I don't see one.
In return, can you guys tell me something? Who is right, Lars Andersen, famed internet archer guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
or reasonable and logical and also hot archery lady teacher?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDbqz_07dW4
Here are Lar's counter points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLTA43MBuA
Is Lars the great new messiah of archery or is the lady just salty? Maybe Lars is just a trick shooter and the lady is right?
I don't know! They are all so reasonable! I don't know who to believe.
Lars is a retard. English longbow had such incredibly high draw-weights (100+lbs) that the skeletons of archer were deformed and they never fired at specific targets, archers instead getting on formation and firing volleys
Meanwhile he's using some dinky 30lb bow and doing needless flips
>>847474
He said he never uses a longbow because he simply doesn't have the strength for it, and neither do most of modern archers.
> that the skeletons of archer were deformed
I won't begrudge him wanting his bones un-deformed
>>847438
>Maybe Lars is just a trick shooter and the lady is right?
Lars is just a trick shooter.
he just happened to make some dumb statements to portray himself as something else.
though fast drawing could be used on the battlefield