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>>820233
First for stop the HMB hate

>>820241
HMB is trash

Some German blade porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CupEzAZ4UVk

>>890469
This counts as advertising

Enjoy your ban

>>890522
It's obviously a parody you fool.

>>890042
Buy attacking Michel Cole ric flier and banks and then become a jobber

in a way that doesnt make him boring as fuck like he is on nxt

>>890042
i really dont know unless he gains more character. the whole "sometimes come out in paint and crawl to the ring but i still act the same" needs to change

1. Cornette, Heyman, Gedo, Jado, Triple H

2. Dusty Rhodes (Head Booker), Heyman, Cornette, Gedo, Jado.

Prime Russo, Prime Heyman, Prime Bischoff, Jeff Jarrett, whoever the current head booker of LU is

>>885714
Why do you like Jim Cornette so much?

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WrestleMania XX

>>876592
was that when Cena choked him with the ring rope?

>>890069
Man, I remember watching that shit as a kid. I just thought that he was bullying him by just pressing him against the wall. When people talked about Cole getting raped, I'd think to myself "When the fuck did that happen?".

To answer your question, any skit involving Hornswoggle.

>>890116
>tfw when I was younger I loved Hornswoggle and Finlay
>I hid a thick stick underneath the trampoline and went to as if it was my shillelagh when we were wrestling.
>That Bastard son segment when they had everyone in the roster
>It got down to Triple H
>I didn't understand the whole HHH being married to Stephanie thing and just thought Vince didn't like H because of DX

How about every time they had the Great Khali sing.

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.....HOLY SHIT

Sensible move by NJPW, but it's only a short-term solution.

why he get fired anyhow

He may have taught you how to do it, but to determine whether or not you can do it, you have to actually do it, in sparring, or in self defense.

It's possible to do really difficult shit, be making a hoop from across the whole court, those things football players do in those self promotional commercial things, being an undisputed Kickboxing champion or MMA champion, hitting someone with a flashy Taekwondo Kick, or pulling off some aikido technique.
But it takes skill, which takes practice, all kinds of practice.
Not just technique, not just drills, not just sparring, but a lot of it.

So, how often did you guys spar, and how often did you guys try to use the techniques you were taught?

>>886504
>One of the reasons why i decided to stop was because i felt that i was not improving anymore.
It's one thing to stimulate the reward centers of your brain, tracking your improvement, noticing the big difference.

It's another to actually dedicate yourself to something, even if it means doing hard work.

>>886934
We usually fight the other quite often, Ive practiced for 2 years, and our teacher used to force us to do the same move over and over and over again. Usually 20 of all kicks per leg, had to do it timed with him (he was late 40's but he was fucking quick, strong, and still good lookng) or he would punish us.

That's the problem ive had tho. Whenever we would mock-fight, it was done with protective shit, timed, never to the head, etc.

I never found out, and i still dont know, how big or small my chances are of using what he thaught me to break a bone or knock someone out. That's what sparked my interest in just having a street brawl, to know that there is no need to limit myself there, to know that i could truly see how strong and good i am. But there was never an opportunity, and i began to lose confidence. Is it really that common for this to happen?

>>890016
Jeff hardy is tlc you dip

>>890031
Ladder match is exclusively his domain, no one can ever claim to have the advantage over him there

Dudleys are his equals at TLC
E&C are his superiors

>>890016
> bret hart- submission match

> bret hart- ladder match
Literally invented them

> bret hart- table match
Literally pioneered and was involved in the first ever table spot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_Nonstop_Action_Wrestling

>>889599
>pro wrestling related

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_American_Males

>The American Males won the tag team title soon after they began teaming together but soon dropped the belts back to Harlem Heat, the previous champions. Bagwell and Riggs did not return to main-event status,
>main-event status
>American Males

We all know what's going to happen.

>>889252
Triple h is gonna come back and throw ramen out, and get the title

>>889208
realized they're pointless as anyone with a shred of common sense will be wrong and stream of consciousness shitposting has more in common with the product.

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>>872471
when did dat ass get so thick

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>>872494
the ass was always thick m8, you probably weren't paying attention

>>872471
>CM punk got to smother his face in that ass AND AJs

what a lucky fuck

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Finally , a Paige thread

>only female wrestler worth watching
why did you post a blank picture

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>>890130
>Sa Sha Binks
She really does look like Jar Jar Binks

I fill you I just finished my recording of raw and wtf happened to lesnar he's supposed to be wwe's beast and he gets beat up by the wyatt family

>>889388
He did fucking fight off the league of cucks, and did take ramens finisher

>>889396
He took two spears.

>>881548
>Do you think fans will eventually like him, simply out of sheer longevity?

When has this ever occurred?

Cole is a mediocre-at-worst announcer who's been mischaracterized as being terrible simply because he came in after JR, who set an incredibly high bar. People either downplay or ignore his best work with Tazz on Smackdown, when he didn't have Vince telling him what to say via headset

People criticize every single thing he says, and act like he botches more than other announcers did. I remember someone on here actually said they hated how Cole pronounces 'WWE'. Imagine someone hating you for pronouncing something correctly. That's when you KNOW you can do nothing right in their eyes

When he goes into the HOF he'll get some respect simply due to longevity. If he had left ten years ago I guarantee you nobody would've cared

As for the divas comment....I'm still thinking he might be a closeted gay man. No disrespect/insult intended really; but I heard he's married with adopted kids and no biological kids. Seems like a red flag to me...

>>881602
* mediocre-at-BEST

>People either downplay or ignore his best work with Tazz on Smackdown, when he didn't have Vince telling him what to say via headset

Of course, back then he had the advantage of working post-production with Heyman and dubbing over flubs.

His voice is, quite simply, unpleasant. Not exactly a quality you want in your lead commentator.