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>>883164
First for based slater.

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>Before the show started there were "Cena Sucks" chants in the crowd . Later some people started chanting "We Want Cena" and few others started chanting Cena Sucks. Then the first match kicked off.
Cena sucks chants in India? What the fuck?

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ROOTY

Disgusting pasty face with drawn on eyebrows.

Paige is Ryback hoe and shes a tramp
Ryback is a legend cm punk sucks

the other thread archived

plus she hasnt been around, wwe.com hinting she will come back "in a big way"

>>868135
I probably could have watched an entire episode of Raw in the time it took you to type out that little essay of yours

>>868135
> an aspie took the time to write all that out
> he thinks anyone is going to read it
If you used that effort to bump your home threads then maybe they wouldnt be on page 9 about to 404 ;)

>>868135
>he thinks we watch Smackdown

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Don't want to get my hopes too high up to the point where they can't possibly meet them... but they didn't disappoint when I had my hopes up for Ultima Lucha, so I have no doubt this is going to be great.

>>857132
>24 days
shit, that long?

>>857132
I hope Cage keeps appearing in Trump shirts even though he's a face in the Temple

I hope this leads to a story where he squares off with Trump and Mark Cuban

>>883251
BJJ and boxing have no overlap from what I know, Muay Thai has overlap with both and is even more physically demanding than those two.

I suggest starting with the least physically demanding art, then starting another one or two months in.
Do Muay Thai once you have been doing the two others for a year or so.


However, I never did Muay Thai and only know a bit about it from /asp/, so I might be talking out of my ass.

>>883251
I'd say it's not worth doing boxing if you're combining muay thai and bjj, as you'll have to unlearn a lot of shit with the principles of boxing, which overlap muay thai principles

>>883452
Cont: I say this because I believe that muay thai is superior to boxing when it comes to real life defense

GREEN BASTARD, PARTS UNKNOWN

That would convince me to pay $9.99

damn right, green bastard top of the card ANYTIME

Wrestlemania would've literally still been watchable if they had just made one more top star out of someone like Ryback

I know he's sloppy in the ring and on the mic.....but he's a big strong guy who shows intensity in the ring. That's all you need to get over majorly with the fans....and he has

Yes, he's stiff and has allegedly legit hurt people. So did Goldberg, and he still put asses in seats. Just change his moveset to something safer where he can ease up off hard clotheslines and shit. If he can't reliably do the Shell Shock all the time then change his finisher to something easier for him.

Hopefully he doesn't end up like Ahmed Johnson and other meatheads who were over with the crowd but weren't great in the ring

>>883347
But hes boring af to watch. Just looking strong isnt enough, you need moves that are exciting to watch

>>883354
But he does

> Suplexes
> Powerbomb
> Spinebuster
> Powerslam

I'm gonna drop my fucking fist down your throat you faggot. I'm a conquerer, okay? I'm a fucking beat and I could probably fucking knock you flat on your ass DEAD in 10 fucking seconds. You'll be lying a pool of your own blood while I'll be laughing at your pitiful fate. What a fucking faggot you are, deciding to show up and shittalk in my thread. What made you think you could even do that without suffering any consequences, what a scoundrel you are pal. I blow everybody the fuck out each time they try to step into my area. One two three...and it's over for that little measly punk ass bitch. You're not gonna be any different, oh noo you're gonna end up like everyone else has. We're gonna be driving together and I'm gonna bump into your car and knock you off the fucking highway you goddamn asshole. I'm gonna drive by and watch you as you scream, falling down and sinking into the ground. SPLAT! That's what happens when you piss me off. Never mess with me again or else you're gonna pay the fucking price, you goddamn nigger spic kike faggot. Fuck you. I hate you. And I hope you burn in the deepest darkest pits of Hell.

>>883098

A raslefag?

Shitposting?

Wow.

Now I've seen everything.

>>883098
You know.....I never realized this before but even Lebron would have laughed at The Rock's hairline

>>883086
Every fucking Raw

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You stole my gimmick, playa

>>883086
UGGGGGGGGGH NO

>>882785
> favourite female wrestler
>>/tumblr/

>>882785
non wrestler, you mean manager?

>>882813
Anyone in wrestling that doesn't wrestle (including former wrestlers).

Managers, valets, announcers, interviewers (e.g. Gene Okerlund), company people (e.g. John Laurinitis [sp?]), bookers/promoters, trainers, on screen "personalities", etc.

BRIE MODE

>>882560
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH FAT DICK

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>>882554
We /tumblrconfessions/ now?

Gotta get that all time record maggle

Biggest wrestlemania ever?
Seth, BMJ, Bryan, Cesaro and Tyson Kidd won't be wrestling
Wm 32 match card looks pretty weak

>>880819
He is talking about the number of seats that they need to fill. Its the biggest stadium they hace ever used

I am. I love to pick locks

>not having the locks on doors
>not having the locks in mechanisms that change tension requirements
>they're literally holding the locks at an angle, making the picking less realistic

Are all of those pin and tumbler locks?
Is that supposed to be a locksport enthusiasts' meeting, but without any other kinds of locks?

>>846462
>Not understanding locksport
>Not understanding locks
>Not understanding lockpicking

Pin Tumbler locks are the most common locks out there. What did you expect? Disk Detainers?

>>836022

no not really

Yes but don't say that to his face because he can kick all our asses here

>>836022
>is he autistic
Is he autistic?

Jews.