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>>892574

Everything is a proper fighting stance if you know how to use it.

As a beginner you want to protect yourself the whole time (hands tight), if you are better you can open you arms, i.e. to bait the other guy into striking you and to strike faster yourself.

>>892672
I got it, thanks.

I'm asking because the few times that I've fight in my life I used a fight stance like the one on the pic, and since will smith appeared on a capeshit movie trailer I really thought that it wasn't a good fight stance and the actor just made it to look cool and badass, wich do not work in real life.

>>892574
1900s style with you fists straight ahead of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPNoGhdhKyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaowBGf-j50

>>892048
At what degree does your sensei teach how to scam people out of money while touching their children?

What is nepotism

>>891801
If you ever make it out to the real world, you will find it isn't bizarre at all. Hence one of the many reasons it's such a shit product.

>>891801
same with the gracies.

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A lot of people learn from YouTube videos, but gyms have been becoming more popular recently.

>>891763
>how you start ?
It doesn't matter.

There're a few fundamentals that are very good to learn, though.

>wall-up
>roll
>vaults

Not to mention the good old
>standing long jump
>long jump
>sprint

>>891763
To supplement, join a judo gym and learn how to fall properly. Helped me out a ton. This parkour rolling tutorial is just a judo forward-rolling breakfall:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBs4NABgR6U

Falling properly is super important because when you fuck up, you don't want to get fucked up and have to miss out on training.

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>>891591
no

>>891595
ok

>>891591
Imagine if cena did what benoit done

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>implying that getting a bland gimmick is the worst thing that can happen

>tfw Hogan wouldn't let Orton go over him

>>891709
yeah but i just feel they had too much creative control over his gimmick. because he went from being sick on the mic and a great actor to some bland absent character. not to conspire but it's almost as if they said to him "don't say anything that captivates the audience". even his physique fgs. he had an immense physique as the legend killer, then they made him lose weight to get super shredded for the viper (along with a skinhead, a great tan and oiling himself up more). then made him look like some average gym goer by making him lose his shred and grow a beard (and also drop the tan + oil).

>inb4 ageing does that to you
it happened quickly.

and no i'm not all about the physique, i'm just using it as another example that the powers that be had something to play in randy ortons demise. to me he will always be the greatest of all time, call it far fetched if you will, but that's my opinion.

p.s. daniel bryan sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q95ELsOg23w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np51c3TpvEM

>>891153
Actually, do boxing, but only for a few weeks.
It's always useful to train with the fisting specialists and learn from them.

In general, don't limit yourself to one art. Always look at other arts, try them out, see if you can integrate something into your style.
This also keeps your own art fresh.

>>891497
This
Spread out, knowledge is power

4. Don't be a vanilla midget.

5. Grab the brass ring.

It gets the marks pumped

>I will bury you Dean !

>>891102

just a general representation of his mic skills

>>890886
That Eddie snippet is too sad.

>>891000
his merch sold well at least, his underdog story did well too.
He probably left them a decent chunk of money, then vince gave them more and then signed vickie and shaul for a bit too.

>Cena will never make another album

>>889151
>which woman you'd like to enter
This thread will go far.

>>889151

HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S A WALKING TOTEM POLE. EVERYBODY LAUGH.

....the Royal Rumble is a kitchen?

>>888039
Nigga looks like Louie Anderson

>>888039
The entire WWE roster.

>>888039
Mike Bell.

LOL he deserved to die like that. Wish I could fuck his pure blonde white wife.

>>883294
ok

Less entertaining than Count Dante and Ashida Kim

Whats with him ?
Who is he ?

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Holy fucking fuck my sides

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>At Dentist office with my dad
>Start looking at WWE videos on my phone
>Dad starts looking over my shoulder
>He watches in silence for a bit
>"I can't believe you watch this kid's crap"
>Start getting nervous
>Other people in the office start staring at me
>Stutter out ok
>Look up
>There's a little kid holding a John Cena action figure
>Realize that I look no better than him
>People are smirking at me
>Try to ignore it and keep playing
>"I wish you could drive as well as you memorize your wrestling moves"
>"You never even got in a car"
>Begin to start crying
>Start getting pitied looks from people
>One guy's face turns into a nasty smile
>Walk out of dentist
>Hide in car
>Dad walks out and starts screaming at me
>Calls me a fucking retard and tells me that he already payed for the visit
>Already crying in full force
>Dad smacks me across the face
>Walk back inside with him
>Everybody is staring at us

Does anybody else go through hell whenever they look at WWE matches and other things around their family members? I just can't take it anymore

This is the wrestling board kid
Go climb a tree

Getting psyked for some gym climbing tomorrow. Actually most psyked about climbing outside again once it gets cold/warm enough.

Also trying to break through 1½ year plateau at V7 with some structured campus/lockoff/fingerboard rotation!

>>878900
Nice man, for me, breaking V7 turned out to be a huge amount of hours on my V8 projects.
Eventually, I had every move so wired that it just went one day.
Currently V9 is pretty above me but I'm making a bit of progress on some gym 9s.

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Thank you for being my friends.