Dream Booking Committee

1. Cornette, Heyman, Gedo, Jado, Triple H

2. Dusty Rhodes (Head Booker), Heyman, Cornette, Gedo, Jado.

Prime Russo, Prime Heyman, Prime Bischoff, Jeff Jarrett, whoever the current head booker of LU is

>>885714
Why do you like Jim Cornette so much?

Fuck that noise

Kevin Nash - head booker
Vince Russo - head writer
The Great Khali - head trainer
Paul Heyman - financial adviser
New Jack - head of talent safety

>>885934
Trolling

People are seriously picking Corny, Russo or Bischoff? JARRETT?

>>885934
>whoever the current head booker of LU is

Big Dick Johnson.

(This is not a joke.)

Literally anyone but Cornette or Russo. Fuck those guys into a ditch.

>>885963
What are your feelings on Dutch Mantel?

>>885960

Jarrett is actually a pretty good booker, provided he's not allowed to book himself as a main event talent.

>>885963
Pleb

Cornette, Russo, Heyman, Kevin Nash, & Dave Meltzer

Cornette and Russo to ensure that there will always be one opposition voice because one will always oppose the other. Heyman because he's good. Meltzer because he grades the matches on his website and will grade all of the matches we book 5* to trick smarks into thinking they're good because his arbitrary system said so. Kevin Nash to keep Dave's midget and yellow fever in check and rough him around if he ever acts too nerdy and gay.

>>887964
>Cornette and Russo to ensure that there will always be one opposition voice because one will always oppose the other.

I cannot think of anything more actively detrimental to any progress.

An opposing stance that ALWAYS opposes the other is useless.

>>885951
All the nerds like him because he is alway doing shoot interviews where he whines about Vince Russo. And also because he is addicted to cheeseburgers just like them

>>888588
> Cornette = IWC darling
> 2012 + 4

Update your memes senpai

1. Paul Heyman (head), Triple H, Double J (not allowed to wrestle), Eric Bischoff, a dartboard

2. Dusty (co-head), Von Erich (co-head), Heyman, Prime Russo, dartboard

>>888996
> Prime Russo

Having your shit filtered by Vince and co-opting all of your best "ideas" from Shane or Heyman isn't a "Prime"

Paul Heyman, Kevin Nash, HHH, Vince Russo, Freddie Prince Junior

>>887540

But he inevitably will.

>>889016
Fine, then WCW Bischoff instead of Russo.

>>889040
> stealing 1 idea from Japan

Heyman, Cornette, Shane, Gabe and Gedo.

Scott Levy, Glenn Gilbertti, Al Sarven, Mick Foley, and the last chair for the locker room. (Creativity doesn't happen when people are just doing as they're told.)

>>885703

Heyman (head), Haitch, Bischoff, Chris DeJoseph. And Shane O'Mac.

>>889109
> Disqo & Snow

That would be such a fucking awful product

>>887827
>defending Russo, the guy who killed two promotions in a row

>>888709
This. Guy hates Kevin Steen and the Bucks, all of whom are smark royalty.

>>885703
Me, Heyman, Austin, Scott Hall, Vinnie Mac circa 2000

>>885955
>New Jack - head of talent safety
Wut?

>>890903
Look at the roles everyone else has been assigned in that "dream team". (Heyman on finance is the most obvious clue.)