He's got a Bicycle!
Bythical ftfy
ITT: total alphas in MMA
Doesn't get much more alpha than this
So /asp/, now that the dust has settled, what are some of the best shows/ppvs/any content that is available to watch on the network?
>>880111
>Breaking Ground
>Table for 3
>Stone Cold Podcast
>A few ECW ppvs, most WCW ppvs, a few WWE ppvs
>Old 80s/90s indie wrasslin'
>A few of the documentaries
>NXT is cool
>a select few old Raw/Smackdown/Nitro shows
It's really up to you pinpoint what is the best, but there's a decent amount there.
>Breaking Ground ends with shitty JBL commentary
HAHAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE!!
>>880171
> Breaking Ground ends with Breeze getting thrown onto the main roster for a contrived "happy" ending
HE SHOULD'VE BEEN THE NXT CHAMPION BY NOW ;_;
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>880010
yeah?
>>880010
Barb: So do you like this attorney?
Brendan: I don't know. I don't know him much.
Barb: Yeah, I know.
Brendan: Just like, well, his favorite animal is the same as mine.
Barb: What's that?
Brendan: A cat.
Barb: Yeah. Pretty soon you'll have two cats.
Brendan: Two cats?
Barb: Mm-hm. Whiskers and Feathers.
Brendan: Oh, yeah.
Barb (laughs): I got 'em for you.
Brendan: Yeah.
Barb: I love you, turkey.
Brendan: Why'd you call me that?
Barb: 'Cause you are my little turkey.
Brendan: I ain't little.
Barb: You're still my baby.
>>880449
yeah
Have you thanked your lord and savior today?
cum
So does anyone have a definitive answer as to why spooky fedora man kisses people on the forehead before his finisher?
>there actually a change Bray could win the Rumble
Is Russo back?
This is the LAST STRAW /asp/ies
Hiroshima Nagasaki, I demand you make a containment board for these WWEfags
/sp/ hated them, we hate them, everybody hates them. I implore you to separate us once more.
>>883105
You've been cucked. You'll learn to like it.
>>883105
cry more faggot, we're here to stay
>>883105
tfw you know wwe will ruin bullet club
>>881047
honestly its more the wreslers fault than wwe's. many people have been the biggest in the indies and come to wwe and become jobbers so what did they expect
Big show said he is being number 1 a while ago anon. But yes. Bullet club is dead in the WWE before it even started.
>>881051
>its more the wrestlers fault than wwe's
In what way is poor booking not WWE's fault?
(Also, holy shit I hope Vince retires soon. NXT is solid, albeit not the best wrestling show going right now, and I've given up watching the main product. Triple H plans to move all the staff of NXT to the main shows eventually.)
Who is/was the most underrated wrestler and why was it Christian?
>not kane
>>880065
Bull Buchanan
>>880073
I said underrated, Anon. Not overrated.
Hey /asp/
So I was on a wrestling match last Saturday and it was a blast! however, I end up landing right on my head. I manage to get my arm to protect the fall and I don't remember any pain afterwards. I ran monday and lifted weights/went for a swim Tuesday and now my neck hurts really bad. The same goes for my entire back. My neck did feel sore sunday but I just thought that was normal. I'm going to see a doctor this Friday, but just wanted to ask your opinion about what it could be and what I should do.
the vid is the accident.
>he thinks anyone here actually wrestles
>>891161
What a retarded spot and also you're probably gonna die. Still more entertaining than RAW though so good job
What's /k/ think about battlefield replicas?
I personally think they are pretty sick dude.
>>891136
get out airshit, /k/ is for weapons.
>>891137
Fuck you dude. Just because my mom won't let me get a gun doesn't mean I don't know shit about them. I got an extended mag for my deagle
Anyone have free links to European Jiu-Jitsu IBJJF Championship starting today?
We have friends there and we don't wanna pay 20 dollars to watch it.
Also BJJ; Your belt gets touched you lose edition.
>>891052
>Also BJJ; Your belt gets touched you lose edition.
what?
>Lucha Underground on Sportscenter
twitter.com/Msmelsantos/status/689619709147283456
This is more attention than TNA and ROH have ever received.
Will LU be the first non-WWE wrestling show to break into the mainstream since WCW?
does that lady have nudes out? if so pls post
>>890849
why are spic reporters so fucking hot
>>890849
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>>890825
Good contribution for /asp/, friend.
>tfw when you will never get to drink Paige's bathwater
>implying that WWE wouldn't sell the stuff by the bottle
This is why we need active janitors
Sage and hide
>>890712
Bump :-)
From a storytelling perspective (what pro-wrestling is all about), this match is brilliant
The in-ring action was also great the first time but with Reigns having increased his power level over the last year it will add some diversity to the match and avoid a complete repeat of last year
The two highest power levels in WWE collide
So, are you ready?
the first match was one of the best wrestlemania main events of all time. i would be cool with a rematch, but i dont like the idea of doing the same main event two years in a row like what they did with rock and cena
>storytelling perspective
Reigns is in a program with the Authority and unresolved issues with Triple H, Bork attacking him is just Bork being Bork.
Also it was already done last year which would be too boring and would imply that Brock will be pinned clean after being booked as a monster after beating Taker.
>>890045
>i dont like the idea of doing the same main event two years
that's what the storyline hinges on, it differs from Rock/Cena 2 because Reigns spent the entire year getting more powerful, rising closer to Brocks level