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Corbin-sama! <3
cant stand this untalented 3-move hack.
>>896798
If you're not a club member then fuck off faggot.
Since this meme wrestler is coming to WWE are there any good matches of his that I should watch?
Nakamura vs Kevin Steen (Owens)
https://www.youtube /com/ watch?v=fbMdcYDUL2E
Nakamura vs Kota Ibushi
http://www.dailymotion /com/ video/x2qnx33
>>895084
the styles vs nakamura match this month is great
>>895111
>posting the links like that
Useless /asp/ie cunt
What are the chances we see the Olympic God run down that ramp at the rumble? Would you shit marks?
No one else wants this?
I'd go crazy, imagine him angle-slamming Reigns or Lesnar over the top rope to win, that'd be the best moment in WWE for years.
None.
He's retiring in a TNA tour or some shit like that.
>Have little mexican friend, "Ramirez"
>5'8", 135 lbs ottermode long distance runner
>Gets challenged to fight by "street fighter" faggit 5'9" 160 lbs of what could be bulk or fat
>Ramirez keeps insisting he doesn't want to fight, then gets spit on by Faggit
>Fight is in one week because you never spit at a Mexican and get away with it
>Ramirez asked me to train him in "kung fu"
>Nobody has the heart to tell Ramirez that he's a huge pussy
Basically my problem is this; I have to turn my sweet little Ramirez into an Aztec Jaguar Warrior who can win a fight in the next five days. I have some ideas, but what techniques should I focus on to make sure he has the best chance? The guy he's fighting isn't tough at all, he just picked on literally the only person on my floor whose ass was weaker than him.
It's not like I can do all the cryptic "you learn when you ready" Mr. Miyagi shit I do with kids, I simply don't have the time and I'm literally encouraging him to use violence as the answer. Preferably nothing too vile like nut grabs and eye gouges because it's going to be fairly public, people are showing up to watch, but I really don't care if that's what needs to happen. I was thinking boxing, wing chun, a thai clinch, and some basic goju shit because it's easy to learn basics and it's designed for small people (women). Not sure what I'll do about grappling, maybe the rousey hip throw-arm bar combo. He just needs to learn to kick untrained ass as soon as possible.
tl;dr: You need to turn a complete wuss into a badass in one week, training three or so hours a day. What techniques or style do you teach him?
>>894898
>What techniques or style do you teach him?
How to use a gun.
>>894898
>people are showing up to watch
How's senior year of high school going? You guys meeting up at the park or what?
>>894914
They're literally fighting at night at a baseball field.
We thought it was pretty funny too.
Found this spot and it looks like a decent ledge but the only thing is the bricks it's made of. How would I be able to make this ledge buttery as fuck.
>>894882
You should be studying for that math test instead. 8th grade's important.
>>894882
le plastic pegs meme, thats how :^)
Xavier Woods is the most overrated person in WWE.
Y/N?
No.
/thread
>>894815
How exactly is he over rated? He has charisma. He's actually solid in the ring. Most people say he's decent and not much more. Over rated is probably a guy like Ziggler.
I think he's annoying as fuck but I would like to see more of him beyond "le happy trombone negro". Move Big E to singles competition and let him and Kofi handle tag-team.
WHEN YOU ATTACKED ME LAST NIGHT YOU PISSED ME OFF, BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM SO I UNDERSTOOD YOUR ACTIONS ROMAN. QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T BLAME YOU, BUT ROMAN THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOU ATTACKED MY FATHER IN LAW...
BRIE MODE
First for the Miz
Best wrestler and talker in the company right now. Really hope he wins the rumble, he deserves it.
>>894686
>mfw I'd actually really like Miz to win because he's more entertaining than Haitch
westling related filename thread
>>894412
>that pose at the end
>not a filename related to jjba
you fucked up bruh
If dubs he comes back wins the rumble and starts a new invasion. He takes over Raw with the help of Austin and Raw is no longer PG while steph and Haich rule of PG-Raw
>>894373
Vince and steph dying and Triple H remaining in charge
steph is a carbon copy and will push his ideals even after he dies
they need a clean break and to go in another direction as opposed to creating the world's greatest mid and lower card roster
Still real to you OP?
>>894377
>dubs
The board has spoken. Vince & Steph die this year.
Would you agree that this is accurate?
Apples tastes like apples and oranges tastes like oranges
good thread op
>too out of shape to execute properly
You mean
>too stupid to execute properly
>has a 6-pack
I hear Knockdown Karate practitioners like to have a little chub to work as blunt force trauma armor, along with their Japanese iron body training.
Any truth to this movie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMW8RjyF_U4 If you have not seen it a Chinese man has been married to a Japanese woman since birth. Once they are married culture shock kicks in. They both practice fighting styles of their countries. The movie goes on to show that Chinese style / weapons / training are far superior. Is there any truth to that?
>>893037
Both are shit
Pro Wrestling is the best fighting style
>>893041
I am exposed as not being an /asp/ie but instead a wrestling fan! I am still curious to the truth of this movie.
I think you're just memeing but no. Japanese training methods, by and large, tend to focus on rigorous training between two individuals. Constantly testing out and refining techniques in a realistic environment.
Kung fu by contrast uses a lot of forms and static, one man training. It's shit.
That doesn't mean Japanese martial arts don't contain bullshit, like aikido or whatever that ninjer shit is called. But when you compare Seido karate or Judo to Shaolin kung fu the difference in methodology is obvious.
Of note is that when the Chinese drop the flowery hokum and spar, like they do in Sanshou, you get a realistic and practical art. Go figure.
>btfo jobbers
>makes smarks cry
>vanilla midget destroyer
>next face of the company
Based Big Josh is here to stay, baby.
AWOOOTHGHHHHHHHHHH
Early favorite for the 2017 Rumble
Big Match Josh will eliminate Reigns.
GURRRRRRRRRRT
If it's not too /tg/, lets have an /asp/ movie thread. Not just martial arts but other alt sports welcome. Wrasslefags GTFIH too because I liked The Wrestler. Alright, keep it clean, touch gloves ,let's go. If you haven't seen the Raid or the Raid 2, get out from under your rock. Merantau's a film Uwais did prior, but pretty cool as well.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru-4GxTmhbY
>>892891
Bumping
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COD6GG7WE60
Great documentary.
>>892891
I liked neverback down
How do you keep your boxing gloves from smelling like sweat?
I always remove them from my bag and try to leave them wide open until they dry but there's a faint smell that is really bothering me.
Nobody wants their glove to smell like rank feet, so what do?
I know using anti-bacterial spray is an option but what kind? As I'm afraid of ruining the insides. Thank you and stay fresh, /asp/.
Different companies make deoderizing sprays. You could also buy a pair of glove dogs. Ringside and Title sell them.
>>892713
Let them air out in the sun as well.
I've heard of people freezing their gloves because apparently the freezing kills the bacteria which makes them stink .. but I've never tried it myself so can't tell you if it works or not.
Based Asuka Thread
> when will she take over NXT?
> WWE when?
>>892627
>>/r9k/
>>/wizchan/
hnng